The Corrupted Wish Game

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but it's all of Flash Sentry and Flurry Heart.

I wish Flash Sentry and Flurry Heart didn't exist.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, they cease to exist.......in fanfictions and other fanmade material only.

I wish to own a 2014 Chevy Suburban.

Edited May 24, 2017 by GunPla_GliMMeR_4

[Catpone Cerberus 23,588]

Granted, but it uses only pure oil as its fuel.  I wish I had more Ice-cream. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 minutes ago, The Cerberus said:

Granted, but it uses only pure oil as its fuel.  I wish I had more Ice-cream. 

Granted, but you get buried in it!

I wish I could have discovered  my gay sexuality and found some guy when I was still in high school! 

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted! You did! But as everyone knows, like, 90% of all high school relationships are doomed to fail anyway on account of youthful mistakes & emotions running high, so you have a bad break-up with that fellow, have it fixated in your memory as a bad experience and from then on suppress and regard your gay sexuality with scorn! 

     ...Hee-Hee! Anyone else find it hilarious that I'm talking about gay sexuality while being flamboyantly expressive in varying tints of pink?! Lol!

 

   I wish I had EeeeeeeeeeVEN MORE pink text, enough to have The Gobo forcibly accept my Pink Superiority!

[Catpone Cerberus 23,588]

Granted but it's all in Comic Sans.

I wish I could fly. 

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Granted! But as most mammals lack the proper body structure to enable flight, this means your metabolism must also be cranked up to absurd levels to fit your new energy levels, which means near constant eating of a very specific, hummingbird-esque diet. Also, your bone density will have to be halved which makes you notable lighter but brittle. You also live in constant fear of commercial airline engines.                   ...and don't you ever wear capes!

 

 I wish the font option was still around for me to use Comic Sans...

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but it's only in the colour white and font size 8.

I wish for a penguin to cuddle.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

 

I wish for Harley Quinn or even Katana to be my wife.

[Widdershins 9,959]

   Yay! I've found my font now!

  Well, considering how the latter appears to be a merciless mercenary who steals souls and the former seems to be a murderous psychopath who's will & mind are weak enough that just talking to the Joker caused her to completely overwrite her pre-existing personality...  Well, wish granted! Your married to one of them (maybe both simultaneously, hey, who am I to specify things?) for all of a few hours! ...before your killed pretty horribly.

  Hey now. I like me a strong female archetype, but there are limits!

 

  I wish I could date the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme lady. She just seems so protective & caring, you know?

[TBD 17,254]

Not granted you can't date a meme.

I wish my grammar improved to a 5 grade level. xp

 

Edited May 30, 2017 by TBD

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but then Grammar Nazis will hunt you down for not having college-level grammar professionalism! 

I wish I could have been and have an athletic body growing up instead of being a bookworm.

[Rezzard 3]

granted but heres the catch your stamina will drain faster then a trac phone battery

I wish this played wen ever I cast a circle

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it not the kaman rider, instead the super sentai took over.

I wish for super sentai and Kaman rider to have their own huge movie like the 2017 power ranger movie. 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, Uwe Boll will direct both films, and as soon the news hits the public, both franchises are canceled, and will cease to exist in history forever...

I wish for my wish to be corrupted and not corrupted at the same time.

Edited June 1, 2017 by GunPla_GliMMeR_4

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but it's granted.

I wish for a pineapple under the sea.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Denied, due to legal problems, my attorney forbids this wish to be granted...

I wish for a pineapple under the sea.

[Duality 10,740]

5 minutes ago, GunPla_GliMMeR_4 said:

Denied, due to legal problems, my attorney forbids this wish to be granted...

I wish for a pineapple under the sea.

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Denied, due to legal problems, my attorney forbids this wish to be granted...

I wish for a pineapple under the sea.

[Duality 10,740]

8 minutes ago, Duality said:

13 minutes ago, GunPla_GliMMeR_4 said:

Denied, due to legal problems, my attorney forbids this wish to be granted...

I wish for a pineapple under the sea.

 

[TBD 17,254]

not granted, Pineapple doesn't grow from the sea.

I wish i knew what make a Krabby Patty so good.

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You learn the secret formula, but you now are disallowed any kind of contact with the formula or burgers in general.

I wish to eat at the Chum Bucket.

Edited June 2, 2017 by Number62

[Novaburst 15]

Granted you get food poisoning though.

I wish that I hadn't gotten sick with a sore throat, and painful coughing and that no other ailments could befall me for the next month. (Seriously.) 

[Yumekai 735]

Granted: I traveled back in time and threw you into a completely isolated room and i'm keeping you there for a month.

I wish i had a nose like squidward (it's so attractive)

 

Edited June 2, 2017 by Yumekai

[Will Guide 21,360]

6 minutes ago, Novaburst said:

Granted you get food poisoning though.

I wish that I hadn't gotten sick with a sore throat, and painful coughing and that no other ailments could befall me for the next month. (Seriously.) 

Granted, but because everyone else in your workplace got sick instead, you are overloaded with doing everyone's jobs in their absense!

I wish my body works following cartoon physics.

@Yumekai Granted, but with a nose like that, any artwork you make featuring it will never sell.

Also, I wish people would stop posting in the middle of my typing, cause I called dibs! Seriously!

Edited June 2, 2017 by WiiGuy2014