Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[PlzDelete 2,456]

Because clouds and water are married. 

 

Do you think the beach on the sun is great for vacation?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

No it's overated  by beachist people

What is a beachist anyway ? F

[TBD 17,256]

Bitchest of the beachest

6 hours ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Only when your moon butt is full !

full of what?

[Will Guide 21,362]

11 minutes ago, TBD said:

Moon butt is full

full of what?

Cold air

How do Merpeople mate?

[TBD 17,256]

same way fishes does. they go find who is more attractive. sorry ariel..

is chicken  nuggets really made out of gold? . 

 

 

Edited November 13, 2017 by TBD

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Nope, chicken nuggets are made up of silver and bacon.

Can I go to Japan wearing a Derpy costume?

 

[Will Guide 21,362]

8 minutes ago, [[-VeNoM-]] said:

Can I go to Japan wearing a Derpy costume?

No. You need a plane to get there. Everyone knows Derpy's accident prone to crashes, especially on landings. And besides just wearing a costume can make you fly.

Can you count to purple backwards? (Teen Girl Squad reference)

[Snow 7,126]

Yes I can not, thank you.

Is it safe to store cardboard boxes in other boxes?

[Them's Seeing Ponies 282]

7 minutes ago, Snow said:

Yes I can not, thank you.

Is it safe to store cardboard boxes in other boxes?

Nah, it's safer to store them in Dropbox.

If I ask why Fluttershy is yellow, will she magically turn orange?

[KrazyDashie 1,847]

yeah obviously

 

is this the littlest pet shop forum?

[Snow 7,126]

Close but no, its Animal Crossing Forums.


Sky was the green one right?

[Them's Seeing Ponies 282]

6 minutes ago, Snow said:

Close but no, its Animal Crossing Forums.


Sky was the green one right?

Nah, she was the pink one.

Is Rey from Star Wars actually the daughter of Man Ray from SpongeBob? Or Mr. Ray from Finding Nemo?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Neither, she is the daughter of one of the First Order Storm Troopers who calls himself, Bob. o3o

Will Captain Phasma be in Season 1,789,020 of Game of Thrones? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

HELL YEAH AND SO WILL JOHN CENA

VERSACE VERSACE?

[Randimaxis 8,653]

Osh Kosh B'Gosh.

 

Zimmerman flew, who knew?

[PinkieShadow 4,056]

A fly ?

 

Why is not gummy my pet ?

[Randimaxis 8,653]

Because you aren't gummy; you're a graham cracker.

WHY is an orange?

[Clod 8,294]

No, of course not.

When is yesterday?

[Randimaxis 8,653]

Three weeks ago's future.

When Zarathustra calls, will you Spratch, or just Also... or perhaps Also Spratch?

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

When Zarathustra calls, I will not Spratch. I refuse.

Bows, or lances?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

None of the above, so my answer, is Bows. o3o

I heard that there's a law stating that you cannot enter Ponyville without a blanket, is that true?

[Patty Thundersnow 4,173]

It's not only true, but you need 650 of them to enter the town.

 

Why is it always in the cold in the antarctic?

[TBD 17,256]

because the arctic is God's freezer to keep all his frozen things in there.

why is the galaxy endless?

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Because we can't see the end DUUUH !!!

Hey do you know how why shock always disappear ?

[TBD 17,256]

why? because you scare the shock out of itself. how? with that ridiculous smile of yours.  

How high can you go when you jump?