Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Babyyoshi309 1,829]

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If light is the fastest thing in the universe, than how does the darkness get there first? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Magic, hon hon

 

[TBD 17,256]

Darkness is already been there first, but  it always been overlooked because it too dark for us see it. 

Why can't we breathe under water? 

 

Edited November 13, 2017 by TBD

[Pieburner 1,680]

because you were ninjad

lets answer my last question i had

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

It’s End of the World as We Know It...

Why ponies? 

[Will Guide 21,362]

Because seinop.

Why do cows go sha-zoo? (Family Guy)

 

[Goat-kun 2,527]

Cause they got tired of saying meow-meow.

Now behold! Only the chosen ones may comprehend the greatest question the internet has to offer.

[Pieburner 1,680]

It's very European

Man, isn't this cool? 

[Wingnut 7,000]

Eeyup. 

What’s your favorite breakfast food? 

[TBD 17,256]

anything that's edible

How can a shadow go back to where it come from when it can't move on itself?

 

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Simple! Just give me Princess Luna's shoes, and Princess Celestia's pancakes, and I will show you the wonders of the shadow with the power of Derpy's muffins, and a CD of any Slipknot album.

When I grow up, can I be like @The_Gobo?

[Diamond Dynamite??? 71]

You can be like  Ponies

Is Twilightlicious an Owl?

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not a chance =w=

 

Why're there so many question threads XD

 

[TBD 17,256]

Because we're all cats here who is not afraid to die.

How did clifford the big red  dog, got so freakin big? 

 

 

[Wingnut 7,000]

Lots and lots of Alpo. 

Why do they always open another register AFTER I’ve been in an existing line for 20 minutes? 

[TBD 17,256]

Because the worker just got back from his/her lunch

what if we are actually in a reality show and we are being watched by many viewers?

 

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Then the ratings will go high, and in return, we get all MLP plushies in return as a gift from the gods.

Why do we exist to watch MLP while drinking Root Beer?

[PinkieShadow 4,056]

Root Beer *yack* , Well just because that´s the way it is !

Why do we call Root Beer a Beer when it is everything a Beer is not ?

 

[TBD 17,256]

Because root beer is the ancestor of  all beers...(till someone mistakenly added alcohol to the ingredients.) That's why they called it a Root beer.

Why do we call a pop soda when it doesn't sings pop music?

 

[Violet_S 785]

Because it pops, duh! *shrugs* hehe 

 

can you smell sounds? 

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

You can smell a toot, and a toot is a sound.

Can a woodchuck chuck wood?

Edited November 16, 2017 by ShadOBabe

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

No only chuck norris can chuck wood.

Is there solething he can't do ?

[TBD 17,256]

he can also blow chucks of wood out of his nose..and elsewhere.

It is possible for anyone to become a  wizard? 

 

 

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

If they are into substance abuse, sure.

Do these pants make my butt look big?

[TBD 17,256]

no it's not the pants, it's you. 

Why are some girls are so obsessed with large booty?