Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[JeyWiz 1,097]

Who hasn't?

How much bruks would a brukbruk bruk if a brukbruk could bruk bruk?

[GlitterMoon 225]

1.0000000 bruks

What would happen if Batman got bitten by a vampire?

[Guest]

That's how vampire bats were made!

Why did touching the flame hurt?

[Diamond Dynamite??? 71]

Flammable liquid

 

is my avatar a coin?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your skin isn't cold-resistant.

Where did my dead cat hide my werewolf snacks?

[GlitterMoon 225]

In the castle dungeon. 

What do chickens think we taste like?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

We taste like Chicken to them.

 

How much fuchs does a fox give?

[Pieburner 1,680]

None

Lo siento, cuál fue el problema?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No problem, Do svidaniya, Comrade!

Can I Russian to Equestria with cupcakes and vodka?

[Woohoo 34,263]

Why are there so many birds in the 12 days of Christmas?

[Gernia 691]

Because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

 

Do you care that Jimmy cracked corn?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Corn is Born to be Torn in Pn so Jimmy can crack it for all I care.

 

Is making sense nonsense while nonsense makes sense?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Rhubarb

CAN I KICK IT?

[GlitterMoon 225]

Yes, you can kick anything you want! 

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Edited December 25, 2017 by NightmareLuna1996

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

No. They tip you down if you dare to pamper out vengeance for their ancestors getting tipped.

 

Do you :3 or C: ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

I actually OwO

OwO what's this?43

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

o3o 

Wanna find your Christmas sweetheart? 

(Like seriously forums, wtf)

[LunarThunder 373]

I want to find my Russian women xD (my google ads are weird)

 

 

Can a match box?

[Wingnut 6,998]

Put some gloves on one and find out.  

Why doesn’t America formally observe Boxing Day? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

RHUBARB AND THAT'S THAT.

Are y'all good?

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

I guess we are!

Who should be @Lightwinglicious' Christmas sweetheart? 

[Lightwing 12,973]

Poster sbove me... *Grabs my poster* Yes

 

Who should be Swirleh's christmas sweetheart?

[JonasDarkmane 19,785]

It should be Nostradamus

What can a fly do? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

NOT NINJA ME

Is it hip to fuck bees?

Edited December 26, 2017 by WisePie

[HereComesTom 2,268]

Bees don't have hips; it's not part of their anatomy.

Does Celestia need to eat a Jimmy Dean's breakfast sandwich before she can raise the sun?