Mirage 24,767 October 8, 2017 Share October 8, 2017 That is positively Scooby-Doo-ality scary. 1 “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 8, 2017 Share October 8, 2017 I'd make a joke about shipping ...but that'd make me the vessel of a rather crewed form of humor. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminance 2,186 October 14, 2017 Share October 14, 2017 I'm board. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 15, 2017 Share October 15, 2017 ...wow, that was such a flat one. You had an opportunity to be the Star of this thread and you Mist it. But I'll let you have your personal space, because admittedly the criteria for a good pun are rather nebulous. 3 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 October 20, 2017 Share October 20, 2017 I had a book of puns that I accidentally left out in the rain; they're terrible (tearable), so I'm just gonna have to wing it... My brother was dying to get into organic chemistry; now he's just dying (diene). On the topic of whether the glass is half full or half empty, the programmer sees a glass that's about to overflow (integer overflow for signed vs unsigned integers). People in the past thought that zero was odd. There are people today who believe that zero is even (history of the number zero vs whether zero can be considered even). 1 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt 11,018 October 20, 2017 Share October 20, 2017 You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter. I once tied all my watches into a belt, but then I realized it was a waist of time. I hate when people ask me where I'll be in 3 years. It's not like I have 2020 vision. I always make sure my smartphone doesn't break. I guess you could say I'm a Guardian of the Galaxy. 5 Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan The Adorable 304 October 20, 2017 Share October 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Prospekt said: I hate when people ask me where I'll be in 3 years. It's not like I have 2020 vision. You may hate it, but you can't blame people for looking out for their future Prospekts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkieShadow 4,056 October 20, 2017 Share October 20, 2017 Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkieShadow 4,056 October 20, 2017 Share October 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Prospekt said: You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter. I once tied all my watches into a belt, but then I realized it was a waist of time. I hate when people ask me where I'll be in 3 years. It's not like I have 2020 vision. I always make sure my smartphone doesn't break. I guess you could say I'm a Guardian of the Galaxy. This is so low it fell flat. This is a perfect way to learn English (I normaly speek a funny language btw), just love it ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklingSquirrels 21,341 October 21, 2017 Share October 21, 2017 What do you call a psychic midget who has just escaped from prison? A small medium at large! 3 ֍֎֍֎ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Thundersnow 4,164 October 21, 2017 Share October 21, 2017 You must all must already have pumpkins, because you're out of your gourd. 1 "Never give up, because you can't succeed if you don't even try." - Personal Motto "Anything worth doing has risks. Believe me, this is worth doing." Hortense-Guardians of Ga'Hoole book 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catpone Cerberus 23,599 October 21, 2017 Share October 21, 2017 I guess I could share the poor attempt for a pun in one of my RPs. (Warning, this pun is actually just bad pun, nothing funny about it) :3 Spoiler C1: "....you're absolutely Purrfect" C2:"It's Pawsome that your are so Pawsitive" (it's two humanoid cats talking) 2 “Cats!” “Cats!” “Music!” “Cats!” “Cats!” “(^･ω･^ )ﾉ” Ask me something! https://mlpforums.com/topic/139270-ask-the-cerberus/#entry4129993Signature by @Stevonnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthPainter99 473 October 23, 2017 Share October 23, 2017 What's a female mathematician's faviort kind of underwear ? An AlgeBRA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 23, 2017 Share October 23, 2017 @RuthPainter99 that was a Ruthless one. 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthPainter99 473 October 24, 2017 Share October 24, 2017 Thanks I just hope I don't SPIRAL out of control with my puns 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824 October 27, 2017 Share October 27, 2017 You know that one artist with her hair down so much that it covers her eyes? How can she shake your hand if she can't even Sia? 1 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeWg-TtBRMfqketa1ELyKGg Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/menelik-david-kenneth-cannady 2nd SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/thunder-dash-alternative/tracks Pony.fm: https://pony.fm/thunder-dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminance 2,186 October 28, 2017 Share October 28, 2017 Well...I'm a bit tired to stick around so you can catch my drift later while I roll off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 28, 2017 Share October 28, 2017 I guess @Star Mist is a third wheel in this friendship then. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest May 29, 2018 Share May 29, 2018 I need this thread to live immediately since I made the worst pun. Why do stoners want to become royalty? They like the idea of people calling them "your highness". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 June 1, 2018 Share June 1, 2018 Why do people get so dramatic over some rain and wind? It's nothing to storm up a fuss about. AI experts always try making smart cars but they keep hitting roadblocks. I don't trust subatomic particles, they make up everything. What does a frog do when he needs a light snack? He eats a firefly~ I would talk to ponies, but my throat feels a little horse... I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 August 28, 2019 Share August 28, 2019 Data: "Sir, there is a priority message from Starfleet." Picard: *puts down teacup after taking a sip* "Onscreen." Data: "I can't, sir. It's a priori-tea message. It can only be watched before you drink your tea." Picard: "F*** off, you b****." Deanna: "I'm glad they censored that." Just a little Trek shitpost that came to me early this morning. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 August 28, 2019 Share August 28, 2019 13 minutes ago, Feather Spiral said: Data: "Sir, there is a priority message from Starfleet." Picard: *puts down teacup after taking a sip* "Onscreen." Data: "I can't, sir. It's a priori-tea message. It can only be watched before you drink your tea." Picard: "F*** off, you b****." Deanna: "I'm glad they censored that." Just a little Trek shitpost that came to me early this morning. "Sir! Sir! the stitching machine isn't working!" "So? Fix it" "But I don't know how, sir" "Make it sew, number one..." 1 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 August 29, 2019 Share August 29, 2019 17 hours ago, CypherHoof said: "Sir! Sir! the stitching machine isn't working!" "So? Fix it" "But I don't know how, sir" "Make it sew, number one..." I wanted to think of more Trek jokes... but all the good ones are Gorn 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,063 August 29, 2019 Share August 29, 2019 *waits for @PathfinderCS to find this* I, on the other hoof, am an avid user of TERRIBLE truck puns. They are truckin' awesome as truck! ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen Pathfinder 16,161 August 29, 2019 Share August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Lucky Bolt said: *waits for @PathfinderCS to find this* I, on the other hoof, am an avid user of TERRIBLE truck puns. They are truckin' awesome as truck! Oh; aren't I just a "lucky" to have been notified of this. Ooo; I'm just SO fawn'd of topics like this. Oh deer I can't contain myself~ Pathfinder I Sojourner I Corsair | Zu'hra I Autumn | Scarlet Willow | Gypsy | Silverthorn | Crystal Whisper | Radiant Historia | And many other OCs~ Matching signatures with mah Bestie MOONLIGHT <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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