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SCENARIO: Lets assume a magical pen and paper appeared in-front of you one day and immediately you are compelled to write a letter to Princess Celestia.

 

RULES: You have only one sheet of college ruled notebook paper with only one side for writing (The back-side is blank) other than that you can write about whatever you want, and she will read it and respond possibly.

 

You only get one message and this will be the only time you will ever get to send a letter to her, you have 15 minutes to write it.

 

What would you write about? 

 

I'd probably start off quickly introducing myself. I'd probably continue on afterwards writing about how strange Earth can be at times and how cruel it can be, but I'd also write that it also can be a wonderful place. 

 

Then with the other half I'd probably call her a great ruler. I'd probably say then that I wish I could live in Equestria but I belong on Earth because that's where I've always lived. Then I'd sign it with, "Your Loyal Subject."

 

 


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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned a very, very valuable lesson about friendship. I learned that there are people int his world who will convince you that they are your friends while secretly judging you. I have learned that it is not appropriate to constantly deny your true nature just to keep these people happy. As such, I have decided to throw my reservations to the wind and be myself. I have embraced my obsessive desire to study and swim within the waters of insanity and I accept the madness within! How happy hath I become now that I no longer care what others think! Always remember that being yourself is better than being a faker.

 

Sincerly

 

Me.

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SPIKE, TAKE A LETTER!

Dear Princess Celestia,

The cake was a lie.
Just letting you know before it's too late.

Your least favorite student,
Kyouko-Chan

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Dear Princess Celestia

Please do everything in your power to get me and my friends to Equestria...

Also transform us into ponies.

If you do this, me and my friends will be greatly appreciative.

We will be forever in your favor.

On a side note, how are you doing today?
I hope your royal duties are going well and that the other princess's are well.

Anyway, I hope to see you soon dear princess.

Your humble acquaintance

~Chivalry Knight


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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

 

From yours truly, S.P.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I am sure you do not know of me, as I have never set foot hoof in Equestria. I see that you are interested in the Human World, and I seem to have a interest in Equestria. Do you know of a portal I can go through so I can talk to you in person? I hope to be able to write to you more soon,

 

Minty Wintergreen.


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SPIIIIIIKE!

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I have no friends. And my life is horrible. And everyone hates me. And everyone bullies me. And my parents are abusive. And the police are corrupt. And no one loves me. And I live in a trash can. And I'm a hobo. And another hobo stole my sign asking for money. And also, there are no Hershey bars. So, yeah. My life is horrible. But I love ponies. Uh-huh. So, could you, you know, maybe, have Spike breathe on a particular mirror, yeah, I think you know the one I'm referring to, and tell him to send it to me. Please? *draws a puppy face with big eyes*

 

Your Subject Who Has a Horrible Life and You Should Totally Send A Mirror To,

 

Dark Horn

 

(Nice topic, I had fun writing this one up. :umad:)


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Dear Princess Celestia:


 


I am from an alternate universe and where I'm from I've been learning about the magic of Friendship with your faithfull student Twilight Sparkle, long story.


 


Anyway I'd like to visit Equastia and hang out with Twilight and her friends because there super aewsome.


 


If it's not possible, can I at least have an autograph from you and Princess Luna?


 


Thanks


 


Your faithfull fan 


 


Asher


 


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Dear Princess Celestia 

 

 while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

[Punk waves to the camera]


I am the best wrestler in the world.

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company.
 And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.

[Punk looks at the camera and waves]

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?


The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. We do this whole [anti] bully campaign...

[Microphone cuts off]

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I have learned that friendship requires actual time. I also learned that being true to who you are makes you more friends than does making up a falsified character to be yourself.

 

Sincerely,

Me

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

What I learned in boating school is

 

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Love to see her scratch her head over that one for half an hour or so before realizing that the great Trollestia...has just been trolled by a brony from an alternate universe.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I could rant about so many things now, but I don't have that much space on the single piece of paper here. So, I'll keep it short.

I assume you suffer from a long-time-depression since you had to banish your own sister. Living among ponies may not have you left alone, but lonesome. Outliving so many beings... It's not a surprise to me that you even have an immortal pet. Strange... While you can share time with it, it can't give you the same as ones of your own kind. Wisdom and experience may cover many things, but not that.

 

In case, I'm wrong, I will doubt every single one of your actions from this moment forth. Because then you are an over-pony and I can't any longer relate to anything you do and are.

 

So, tell me... will Twilight have an opportunity now with her new status? Choice? Did she become a princess because it was her destiny per se, or because you set the path? Are you destiny's tool, or is it your own will? Do you think things have to happen how they happen, because you think they have to happen and can't happen in their own way? What's your definition of destiny?

 

Yours sincerely,

 

The guy who will never have the chance to meet you in person.


"If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences."

- W. I. Thomas & D. S. Thomas

 

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I am ÷Zero. Never use me in math, or else something bad happens. Anyway, let me rule part of Equestria, or else I will divide Equestria by zero. Then you'll be sorry.

 

Sincerely,

÷Zero

 

But in srsness:

 

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I learned that society is not always accepting of nice people who just want to do good for mankind, and that I want you to transform the bronies that want to be ponies into ponies. Also, transport us to Equestria.

 

Your faithful student and The Best in the World,

Scootalove

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  • 3 years later...

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

First off, I know where the Doctor's missing TARDIS is.  Unfortunately, he will never be able to recover it.  It's in the Library.  As in 'The LIbrarian's Library.

 

Second of all, my life is crap.  I just want a fresh start as a baby filly or colt (preferably filly) and raised by Twilight or one of her friends.

 

Also, magic is bleeding out from Equestria into my bedroom, and I'm somehow absorbing the traits of the mane six.  Twilight's fillyhood magic accident, the Stare, and Applejack's southern cowgirl accent.  I also tend to become 'Pinkie Pie' random,  and I also may have a bit of a short fuse.  My brain is frying from the strain it costs for me to keep myself me.  Please help.  I don't know how much longer I can keep going.

 

Hopefully meeting you before dying of magical overload,

 

Joseph Brandeberry.

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"Hi. Am hebetudinous troglodyte living in non-magical world. Please send all mathematical/scientific knowledge your world possesses, that we may be enlightened and I may receive a Nobel Prize and lucrative profit margins. Thx."

With hearts dotting all the 'i's.

 

Or:

"Hello Princes Celistiya. Your an amasing prinsess. we al love you. xxx", with a drawing of her in rainbow crayon. Because that's the only way someone could ever actually appreciate receiving my "artwork".

 

Or this, 'cause this is just perfect: ^_^

 

  On 2013-07-17 at 7:23 AM, Sugar Pea said:

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SPIKE, TAKE A LETTER!

Dear Princess Celestia,

The cake was a lie.
Just letting you know before it's too late.

Your least favorite student,
Kyouko-Chan

 

I don't really have anything particularly pressing that I'd want to say to Celestia, though, unless she expresses willingness to allow some random humanoid from another universe to visit for a while. Even then I'd probably inadvertently appear onscreen in the background of some Season 9 episode and either destroy the fourth wall in a pulse of paradoxicality that shakes the world to its very core or get hunted down by jealous bronies with large sticks. Better to let well enough alone, at least in my humble opinion. :derp:

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Writing a letter to someone that you don't know all that well personally is difficult for me to do, but since I only really have this one shot and less then fifteen minutes to work with to try and share a lesson that I have learned I'll try my best. 

 

Today I learned that one of the hardest things that anyone can do is to stop comparing themselves to others. It is hard to find happiness with yourself if you're too busy judging yourself for not being as 'successful' as a friend or family; Feeling like you've somehow failed at life is not a good state of mind to live with and the sooner that you can stop comparing yourself to someone else, the sooner that you can become content and happy with yourself. It is not an easy thing to do and it can be a struggle that someone has to battle on a day to day basis... but it is something worth fighting for.

 

My time is almost up. If anyone is reading this, I just want you to know that you are an amazing being and as bad as life can seem at times the world is brightened by your presence, even if you can't see it yourself.

 

Signed, Strong Copper.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I know that you have not the power such that to appreciate the metal music in the pony community but perhaps to make it more widespread or wideknown that there is pony community to have metal music integral to itself.  Princess Celestia may I make myself a servant of you in the way such that I have served Princess Luna too, such that we may bond and know the cadence of my heart through the divine force of Mi Amore Cadenza which drives and powers the pony community in which one can be situated to receive such a powerful combination from holy trinity like Celestia, Luna, Mi Amore Candenza.  Oh shining cadence which can be brought onto the world to show whole world love of pony and like pony which can be found in such a narrative as pony show which when analyzed and displayed for all to see may brightent the lives of so many people hopeless in pursuit of life which may has well ended but can not perish because one does not truly want to perish.  One can brighten his or hers life through this method which can be found through union of you, Luna, and Mi Amore Cadenza.  Perhaps to bring metal music unto the world so that ponies and metals can be united to form one group which can have the affect of bringing light and dark and heart's cadence to all who seek it.  This is most powerful pony message to world such that those who cannot see will left behind because nothing left for them.  All of light and moonlight and heart's cadence to be focused on ponies who can accept it into heart and belief.  You are great benevolent ruler who can bring all of it otgether for us and brighten the world with your light.  We thanks to you for this opportunity of supplication and bringing this light unto us.  Oh Celestia who brings together Luna and Mi Amore Cadenza may you help those who cannot see and bring pony message to all people on this planet such that we all may live together in peace and harmony without the sufferings.  With you, Luna, and Mi Amore Cadenza there is no fear and suffering on planet such that we can all come together.  Celestia is light even though my band gives itself to Luna but we also give ourself to you and make album and offering for you such that you may benefit from this offering and bring your light and blessing unto us, oh Celestia.


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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

You don't know me. I live in a land VERY far away from Equestria.

But I can't pass up this opportunity to tell you how much you've helped me through some VERY dark times. I won't bore you with all the details, but once when I was visiting my therapist, and feeling particularly low, he suggested that I imagine myself talking to someone I knew I could trust. Someone that would listen to whatever I had to say and be understanding and non judgmental.

 

So I imagined you. And you know what? It worked WONDERS!

I talked to imagination-you everyday for a while. When I felt like a horrible person, you told me that I was a lovely person and that you understood what I was going through and that I was strong enough to get through it.

 

So even if it's odd, thank you for being that pony I could trust.

You're amazing, and my favorite Princess in Equestria.

There's nopony like you.

 

Much, much love,

ShadO


 

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