Vinyl Scratch wants to play music in your party ¿how you react?

[Valynne 2,669]

I'ts you birthday! one day before someone knock your door, i'ts Vinyl Scratch! she offers to dj your party, and if you ask her why? she simply says "because you're cute and i like you!"

 

what will be your reaction when you see her

 

your reaction when you Heard the proposal

 

your reaction when she says she like you?

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

I will say "get out" or "Get me Octavia!" Because I don't like vinyl scratch. I like classical music better. And Octavia is more beautiful.   

[Katskratch 59]

Yes please, that would be totally awesome thank you very much. I'd tell pretty much everyone I knew that it's going to be a far more epic party, hell, even people I didn't know. And I'd try to see if I could work with her. Just a bit. Possibly. 

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

First reaction: How did you get here?

 

Second reaction: How did you know it was my birthday?

 

Third reaction: *Big smile. Wanna go do something right now? And sure, you can definately dj the party. Gingy would be so jealous.

[Gamer_Luna27 77]

First reaction: How did you get here?

 

Second reaction: How did you know it was my birthday?

 

 

Third reaction: .............

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then I would try and figure out how she actually got here, and then I'd follow her back to Equestria and live out the rest of my days.

[Evilshy 5,090]

Everybody who didn't say their reaction would be "HOLY SHIT IT'S AN ACTUAL MLP PONY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" is lying.

 

 

As for me, probably something along the lines of:

HOLY SHIT IT'S AN ACTUAL MLP PONY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. Do they really exist? I must run some tests to see if she's actually Vinyl. If so this could mean a metaphorical metric shit ton for theoretical physics. This is some serious fucking science business. FUCKING PONIES OH MY GOD THEY COULD BE REAL. Science time, bitches.

 

And yeah, I would be that babbly and disjointed about it. Given the circumstances, I'd be thinking a lot faster than I can talk

[Dsanders 5,747]

 

 

Science time, bitches.

 

 

 

 

Haha anyways, I for one would realistically be in a huge freakin state of shock and confusion. I'd be in so much bewilderment by the fact that she's existing, the fact that she want's to throw a party for me, and the fact that this pony...this pony...has romantic feelings for me.

 

The sudden mass concentration of all these out-of-nowhere surprises would make my head explode...

 

lol jk...that wouldn't happen.

 

I would probably pass out. That would be my reaction to all three of the scenarios you listed.

[akalink 163]

Me-"Sorry Vinyl, I'll be busy until late and there is a sound curfew at 10PM. If you were to DJ for me the cops would shut us down. But that doesn't mean we can't party a little. Sandwich crackers and green tea all around" 

 

Vinyl-"BASS CANNON!!!!"

 

Me-"No Vinyl I just said... (you hear a knock at the door) Crap!"

[Chevette 1,052]

Obviously the first initial reaction should be something like this:
 

Vinyl: *rings doorbell* "Hello! Um, so you guys are having a par-"

 

Hal: "Whoa man, like dude, who is dude dressed up in a pony costume, man? It's like totally radical man! *Passes joint* Like dude, why are you, like, here man?"

 

Hal's Friend: "Dude, it's like the plumber we called two hours ago! Radical bro!" That clog is doozy!"

 

Hal: "Ohh... The Plumber! Hell yeah!" *Smokes joint*

 

More or less, Vinyl Scratch would have looked confused as she tries to explain that it is Hal's Birthday and she is there to play some music, lets see how that goes:

 

Vinyl: "I'm here because it's your Birthday! And I know you need a DJ!"

 

Hal: "Dude, it's like my Birthday? Whoa, man?! When did that like happen dude? And like, what's a DJ man? *Receives joint*

 

Vinyl: "Um... *facehoof* Alright then. You folks have a nice night then..."

 

Hal: "Alright Pizza man! Keep the change bro! I'll have the electrical bill next month dude! No need to worry."

 

Vinyl: "Buncha jackasses..." *walks away*

 

Hal: "Whoa Pizza dude, like wheres the pizza bro? All I have for change though is half a bagel!"

 

So, that's what I figure would happen with our good friend Hal and Vinyl Scratch in this situation. Poor Hal, he really shouldn't hang out with those stoner friends of his... It deters all the friendly mysterious ponies trying to make a buck DJing parties in the neighborhood...

Edited August 23, 2013 by Hal

[Apocalyptic_Unicorn 240]

If I saw Vinyl at my door, my eyes would go wide and I'd probably mumble nonsense in utter disbelief yet joy. 

After i hear the proposal, I'd agree immediately and have a mini-celebration of her arrival.

Then, if she said she liked me (presumably in a romantic way), I'd lose the power of speech as my mind implodes, but then I'd ask her out on a date because I like her already anyway 

[Nobody Special 210]

Vinyl-Hey, I heard it was your birthday and that you need a DJ.

Me-Sure, I'm going back to bed because I must be high, even though I've never done drugs before.

Vinyl-K then

Mother-Joe, who's at the doo, What the Hell.

[mineralwater 83]

ok

but you're NOT playing that childish brostep shit!!

and you're only playing analog stuffzzzz or low-fi 90's braindance music from a dusty harddrive

here, i'll give u an greatz lizzzztttt of braindance musiczzzzzz

just sit right over there

are u comfortable?

want me to get you vodka or anything?

so, tell me a bit about yourself

etc

[Scootalove 10,689]

My eyes would just grow so wide, then just invite Vinyl to the backyard where the party is so she can play her music. So, I would just feel awkward after that.

[FoxyCryptid 4,330]

"Okay, I'm not exactly Dubstep fan, and you're probably not a fan of most of my tastes, let's meet-halfway and do 90s style videogame music, deal? Okay, See ya later, I have to go explain to Mark what's going on, about the time he saw you he started mumbling something about finally reaching his inevitable breaking point and his mind breaking loose of the bonds of human sanity. My family should be good, I'm sure it's shock but they probably recognize what you are at this point." 

[Vinyl Scratch (Filly)™ 936]

Oh man, I'd kinda be shocked like omgomgomgOMGOMG then I'd be like, hey screw the DJing *kicks everyone out* Bed. Now.

 

Vinyl: I like your thinking!

 

xD

[TheBreech 91]

I'ts you birthday! one day before someone knock your door, i'ts Vinyl Scratch! she offers to dj your party, and if you ask her why? she simply says "because you're cute and i like you!"

 

what will be your reaction when you see her

 

your reaction when you Heard the proposal

 

your reaction when she says she like you?

1) Assume I'm high as a kite and think, "Maybe I shouldn't have taken that much acid..."   

2) Immidiately say yes and make sure all the Bronies and Pegasisters I know will be at the party

3) Flip the buck out mentally and ask her out, then take picture to get my friends extremely jelly :comeatus:  

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd say something along the lines of:

 

Oh, hello again, Vinyl. Yes, it is my birthday. Wait, you want to DJ my party? Bit hard. I don't have one planned. If I did.... yeah, I'd let you DJ.

 

And then she would probably go and get Pinkie to organise a party.

[GrimCW 658]

I'd squee like a school girl and probably die of a heart attack on the spot if my doc is right about my blood pressure and all.

Otherwise.. when i wake up i'd get the party started big time.

 

Also.. is Octavia going to be there too though? Get some classical hard beats going.

[Smarts 1,622]

I would obviously be quite surprised and wonder whether or not I'm sane at the moment. I mean, a talking white pony with electric blue hair wearing purple goggles who happens to be a unicorn and DJ is talking to me. That's reason enough for me to question my sanity.

 

I'd immediately ask her "what party"? Since I hate parties and people, I would never think of doing such a thing. But, I'd ask her if she wants to play some music. I mean, I won't host a party, but listening to some of her music would be quite cool with me.

 

I'd laugh and tell her how funny that joke was. I'd never believe anyone if they said they like me. I have no reason to. I know for a fact that no one likes me and anyone who says they do is obviously lying. I'd immediately say we're friends though.

Edited August 23, 2013 by SmartyPants

[GhostPony750 959]

A pony in the human world? What's going on?

And since most of my friends are now bronies, why not? xD It would be terribly funny lol.

 

And I guess I'll let Pinkie organize my party while I'm here. I'm not good at it lol.

Edited August 23, 2013 by GhostPony750

[Mr F 1,522]

I would prepare her stuff and say.

"turn up the bass, trash up the place"

and let her do what she can the best.

then ask the questions.

"How did you get here?"

"will you brohoof me?"

"May i go to equestria with you?"

"do i have to stop eating meat?"

and give her a hug.

(one of the coolest ponies, I have 3 others I love equally as much as her)

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

1. How'd you get here, and why did you choose me?

2. You could absolutely dj my party!

3. eek! we have so much to talk about! we can share music, you can teach me how to make dubstep, and I I can show you how we use hands!

[Zygen 6,066]

Well i'd freak out because a pony in the real world is crazy.

 

However, idk if i'd accept her, seeing as my parents might not taken kindly to the whole thing, they also don't know i'm a brony.

 

So idk.

[Celtore 2,770]

When I first see her, my reaction would be mostly shock, you know, because a pastel cartoon pony in the real world is something you see every day on your way to school / work.

 

My reaction to the proposal would be one of slight worry. You see, I like classical music and instrumental stuff and I know that sort of music isn't exactly the type of thing Vinyl likes... Also, I would be very concerned for my ears. I once went to a high school dance back in the day and I couldn't even approach the door because the music was almost creating a physical barrier with its insane volume. I would kind of like to attend my own party.

 

She would be welcome with open arms if she understood some of my concerns and was willing to keep the music a little quieter than usual for my sake.

 

your reaction to her saying that she liked me: Blush intensely and give her a massive hug.

Edited August 23, 2013 by Celtore

[Ihei 713]

I'd just be really confused for a moment, then realize what's going on. 

 

Me: "Oh, cool! A DJ in a Vinyl Scratch costume! That's.. oh my god. HEY GUYS THERE IS A GUY IN A FREAKING VINYL SCRATCH COSTUME AT MY DOOR! *fangirl*

 

I assume she'll go away afterwards, yet I'll ditch my own party to stalk Vinyl. That's right. I have no life.