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If you were forced to do ONE thing for the rest of your life. What would it be?


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Lucid dream, because screw physical limitations and living in just one world! Actually, no... I could never do that to my family or my bird.

 

It's going to have to go with either breathing or gaming. At least it would be slightly more exciting than mindlessly browsing the web for the rest of my days...

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SO, if I choose to eat, I'm not allowed to breathe?

Well, my life won't be too long either way, so Might as well eat. :P

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"Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems."

[A bullet is shot behind Doc Volt.]

"Not problems like 'what is Friendship?' Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy."

[2 more bullets go past his head.]

"I solve practical problems."

[Volt now stops, sips his beer, while his robotic sentry kills an apporacing pony.]

[He sets down his beer and continues to strum.]

 "For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

[sentry kills another pony and the meter goes up to 211.]

 "The answer?" [sentry kills another armored pony] "Use a gun."

 "And if that don' work,"

[sentry fires rockets at an offscreen target.]

 "Use MORE gun"

[The rockets hit what sounds like a pegasus screaming, "MY WING!!!!"]

[Volt resumes playing, and his sentry targets the wing]

 "Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me..."

[ kicks the wing into the air, and the sentry shoots it in midair]

"...Built by me..."

[The same sentry shoots another off-screen target]

"And you best hope...not pointed at YOU."

[All of the Sentries start shooting the surrounding ponies.]

 

yep.. i would solve pratical problems forever

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