Stupid things you believed when you were younger

[LightningMana 146]

I believed in Bloody Mary and Blue Baby

 

That if I ate enough carrots my eyes would turn orange and shoot X-ray lazer beams

 

I thought "the attic" was this wonderful creepy building at the end of the street

 

That E.T.'s face would spontaneously emerge from creepy-looking door knobs whenever certain oldies songs played

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

 

 

That E.T.'s face would spontaneously emerge from creepy-looking door knobs whenever certain oldies songs played

 

Ummm,what lol? How in the world did that get into your head im curious.    

[LightningMana 146]

Ummm,what lol? How in the world did that get into your head im curious.    

 

Probably from nightmares xDD

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

Probably from nightmares xDD

Well remind me not to wonder into any of your dreams then...lol 

 

Actually,that reminds of how creeped out i was at the door knobs from a old scary movie (i think maybe The Haunting?),that gave me a scare of the door knobs in my room at night lol

 

Edit : I have no idea what that horror movie was called..i swear it had Haunting in it or something but i could be wrong..maybe it was Jumanji...idk,it had a talking/screaming door knob in it thats all i know.    

Edited July 3, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Psych Ward 377]

My friend used to think that there were three different types of cows: vanilla cows, chocolate cows, and strawberry cows. Each cow made a different type of milk. Vanilla cows make vanilla milk, chocolate cows made chocolate milk, etc.

If you bred two types of cows, you would get a totally different one (ex. a vanilla cow and a strawberry cow make a chocolate cow).

 

Since there were mostly white cows where I am, she thought that there were mostly vanilla cows in the U.S.A, and the other types of cows inhabit different countries.

 

Interesting theory, but it wasn't true.

 

There was a kid in my 8th grade class that believed that.  -_-

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,161]

I used to believe:

 

-That in the future a great calamity would occur. Those stupid fucking end of time prophecy specials on TV always scared the shit out of me.

 

-That I should be ashamed of myself for crying.

 

-That when I reached a certain age I as bound by law to stop watching cartoons and stop playing video games.

[Swirl 90]

Dumb things I believed when I was younger? Hmm...

- Pink is a colour only for girls

- ...that's about it. I'm still certain there's something living under my bed.

[~*bacon princess*~ 278]

I thought babies came out of people's butts.

I also thought that AI characters were the video game characters playing the game in another world.

[Clod 8,294]

I thought the stuffed toys in my room came to life and would kill me if I came out from under my covers at night.

Blame a bear that played cassette tapes to tell stories and the eyes blinked while it was on and the mouth moved with the story.

Without ever using it, the eyes would be different every night.

Sometimes wide open, sometimes closed, sometimes in the middle.

[PonygamesDrWhooves 4]

I Believed that Aliens would steal my cat because i would never found him around the house

[Starlighty 878]

So when me and my brother would play mario party he told me that if I denied the star that I would get 7 >.> I believed it to >. OH i WAS so mad when he did that xD

[Null_account 144]

When I was like 7 or 6 or something I swear I heard whispers at night and that my house was haunted...

 

(Oc pic below, for my reference)

Edited July 30, 2014 by xXRandomRainbowzXx

[Its Flutters 39]

That the world is gonna end 21 December 2012

[Disturpona 10]

Lol, oh my god. I remember A LOT of stupid things I believed when I was younger. For example:

 

· I thought Pornography was just a coloring book.

· Thanks to Dragonball Z, I thought I could punch as fast as they could. Turns out my arms broke by my elbows popping out of places.

· Rugrats. I thought babies could talk like adults so I spied on one.

· I always thought toothpaste was icening to a cake...

· That I could fly.

And much more.

[Moss 95]

I believed that i could shoot magical bullets.I would make a gun with my hands and point at my stove and make shooting noises,then would think that it would explode days later.

[Comets 1]

I believed I could fly with an umbrella like Mary Poppins. I ended up just landing on my butt an in pain. 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Since I live over in Australia, I used to think Kookaburras were monkeys. Easy to believe though.

 

Also I used to think that at 12am the Grim Reaper would be wandering around in my back yard... 

[iceestarz 5,764]

-I thought when I turned into a teenager I would blossom into this beautiful girl. Little did I know 13 was the most awkward stage of my life. And I sure wasn't pretty lol. I still cringe looking back at 8th grade photos. But alas! Braces and jaw surgery has done wonders.

 

-I used to think that if I stayed up past midnight demons would come and attack me. I distinctly remember having a nightmare about it. It felt so real, and when the clock turned to midnight in my dream, I literally almost had a heart attack, but that changed when I woke up and realized it wasn't real.

 

-I used to think fans would suck me into a different dimension. I'm not joking. I had a phobia of fans(ceiling fans, ones you put on the floor, ect) until I was in 6th grade. I would have so many nightmares. They were the spawn of satan to me.

[Vemillia Nightshade 2,247]

I use to believe that I had to eat stuff that my fave characters on it because I thought they would eat it.

[Null_account 144]

I think I thought that If you swallowed toothpaste, that you could die.

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Thanks to my dad, I believed super glue was impossible to destroy once you applied it to something, and that if you got it on you, it would never come off.

 

My sister thought there were milk flavor cows.

[The Boulder 121]

Oh my glob, where do i start...

-I thought my mom and dads names were actually "mom" and "dad." People would ask me what my parents names were, and I would respond flatly, "their names are mom and dad, duhh."

 

-I thought there were only black and white people in the world and every other kind of person was a blend of the two. One day my teacher caught me bubbling in "white" on a scantron in 3rd grade, and said "wait, you're not white, youre asian!" My mind was blown.

 

-I thought teachers lived at school, and my when my mom became a teacher, i cried: "NO MOM YOU CAN't LIVE AT SCHOOL!!!"

 

-I thought babies randomly spawned inside a mother when they were really in love with the father.

 

-I thought being a "lego master builder" was a real job. Luckily for me, I was right!!!

 

-I thought I was becoming a girl because I started growing what looked to me like breasts during puberty where muscles expand

 

-"Cooties" were an actual disease that could be caught and spread. Thus I avoided girls for a while.

 

-There had been a world war 1, 2 and 3.

 

-The United States was a truly peace loving nation. now idk....

 

-Racism and Sexism had been completely eliminated from our society

 

-The world was only 2000 years old. I thought BCs in front of years were typos.

 

Yeah... I was one very confused child....

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I also thought boobs were pillows meant specifically so you could lie down on your mom and be comfortable. So, yeah.

[Swebro 29]

I thought that The Black Market was a place, you know, like a normal market but with guns and bombs and Celestia knows what!

Edited August 4, 2014 by Bonovvici

[StarBot 85]

I thought Santa Claus was rule...