Your biggest derp moments?

[Arctic Night 884]

What are your biggest derp moments?

 

 

 

Here are some of mine:

 

• Throwing a box with metal on it in a microwave to cook food. (Don't look at me like that.)
• When I forget something really obvious.
• The spelling mistakes I produce when I type too fast.

 

[DDV 36]

I've tried creating OCs using paint.net. I still have nightmares.

[Xisis 11]

i made a junior chicken sandwich without the junior chicken patty, and then was scolded by my manager...

[Spring Veil 254]

When I used to work at a gas station the guy asked for diesel but I was tired because it was like 6 a.m and I hate morning shifts so I accidentally put gas in instead. The resulting 4 hours were horrendous to say the least. Looking back on it now, I can only laugh.    

[cuteycindyhoney 13,284]

My very first day on my very first job, I broke the coffee pot in the break room. I thought I was going to be fired, and started to cry.

(I wasn't fired. Everyone was very nice about it.)

[Celestial Wish 349]

The other day one of my friends came in to the store to buy some stuff and i kept picking up the wrong version of the merchandise. LIKE A BOSS!

[Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb 167]

i put my toaster in the dishwasher and also i got halfway home from school before realising i forgot my bike

[Shady Bubbles 429]

When I was little my dog wandered out into the snow and almost froze to death. We didn't have heat at the time, so I did the only thing I could think of.

 

I microwaved my puppy   oops. She lived until about 3 years ago though (I'm not a murderer)

[Delernil 952]

When I was little my dog wandered out into the snow and almost froze to death. We didn't have heat at the time, so I did the only thing I could think of.

 

I microwaved my puppy   oops. She lived until about 3 years ago though (I'm not a murderer)

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

 

I spent 3 hours looking for my cat outside. She was in my fucking air soft crate the whole time.

[Shady Bubbles 429]

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

 

I spent 3 hours looking for my cat outside. She was in my fucking air soft crate the whole time.

Haha well i was only 4... 

Cats are very stealthy creatures. They're also liquids, and the spawn of satan. She was probably plotting to kill you with air soft guns. Lucky you found her when you did

[man dude man 555]

Running around looking for the phone while holding it.

[Spirit Rush 497]

I wake up in the middle of the night after falling on the floor and getting up to go back to sleep... Next to my brother on his bed.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

One time, I was cooking, and the steam/smoke was filling that house.

So I turned on this little fan thing that was built into the wall, but the chain that you have to pull to turn it on broke off.

So I was stuck with a very loud fan blaring and violently rotating.

 

I grabbed a knife, I decided "hurr durr I'll just cur the wires and make it stop". We never used it, anyway.

 

So I did. A giant spark lit the room as the power shorted out for the entire block and my dumb a$$ was to blame.

 

When I was little my dog wandered out into the snow and almost froze to death. We didn't have heat at the time, so I did the only thing I could think of.

 

I microwaved my puppy oops. She lived until about 3 years ago though (I'm not a murderer)

D:

Oh God, that's horrible...

[Shady Bubbles 429]

One time, I was cooking, and the steam/smoke was filling that house.

So I turned on this little fan thing that was built into the wall, but the chain that you have to pull to turn it on broke off.

So I was stuck with a very loud fan blaring and violently rotating.

 

I grabbed a knife, I decided "hurr durr I'll just cur the wires and make it stop". We never used it, anyway.

 

So I did. A giant spark lit the room as the power shorted out for the entire block and my dumb a$$ was to blame.

 

D:

Oh God, that's horrible...

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I didn't know...

[NomDeSpite 452]

-more than once, I have gone to the gas station to fill up my car, and driven off without putting anything in my tank.
-I have gone to an ATM to withdraw money, have had difficulty finding my card, and then realized I'm holding it in my hand.

-when typing this post, I wrote "head" instead of "hand" and had to edit it.

 

Sometimes I am quite absentminded.

Edited April 27, 2014 by NomDeSpite

[GONEFOREVER 518]

My friend left his phone at my house, so I text him to tell him he left his phone at my house.

[Celtore 2,769]

- missed semicolons while programming leading to me redesigning everything. I've done this a number of times... "What are all these errors! I must have done something wrong, let's throw out this code and try again." I've learned since then, though.

- Going somewhere, forgetting what I was going to do and only remembering after giving up and returning to my starting point.

- Sticking my tongue to a pole in the middle of winter.

- Riding down the stairs in a laundry basket (I made it down, flipped over on the last stair...)

Edited April 27, 2014 by Celtore

[Twilight The Creator 298]

I made a sandwich, with COCKTAIL SAUCE (the red one that you use on shrimp) on it. Bleh.

I also was looking for my iPod and it was in my pocket the whole time.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,284]

I lost my car keys once, only to find them in the refrigerator. I have no idea how or why I did that!

I made a sandwich, with COCKTAIL SAUCE (the red one that you use on shrimp) on it. Bleh.

I also was looking for my iPod and it was in my pocket the whole time.

Depending on the sandwich, that could be good!

[Scootalove 10,684]

I left my house keys in my room when I was suppose to bring them with me to the movies. xD

[Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb 167]

i walked right into a wall once and went "when did this wall get here wasn't there stairs here before" my life is just one big derp moment

[Pareidolia 13]

I walked for two hours in the wrong direction in a new neighborhood before.

[baltoist 303]

when the ps3 controller wont charge

[Lagom 204]

Whenever I try to genuinely smile and instead I stick my front teeths out too much so I look like a squirrel or rabbit instead. There's also many times when I don't think through what I'm doing, so I was about to put chips in the fridge, walked into a mirror or fell over a piece of dirt and smashed my face into a wall. And that's only a few of my derpy moments. xD

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