Your biggest derp moments?

[Arctic Night 884]

Whenever I try to genuinely smile and instead I stick my front teeths out too much so I look like a squirrel or rabbit instead. There's also many times when I don't think through what I'm doing, so I was about to put chips in the fridge, walked into a mirror or fell over a piece of dirt and smashed my face into a wall. And that's only a few of my derpy moments. xD

If I'm really focused on something and am trying to cook at the same time, I'll end up putting things in random places. 

[Theshadowmaster235 70]

-Well one time I was building a MOC and I used almost all broken sockets so when I went to pick it up the legs almost fell off.

 

-Just last week in skyrim I used all of my daedra hearts to make weapons when I was wanting to make armor( this has actually happened before at least five times ).

 

-Last year I tried to draw a pony but instead it looked more like something out of a bad syfy channel movie.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Well, there was one time i ran around my house looking for my headphone, while of course, they were on my head the whole time

[child of the night 271]

My biggest derp moment was when I had convinced myself that april fools day was june 1, I have no idea how I did that...

[Colorful Respawn 399]

Putting tin foil in a microwave. Pretty colors, then fire.

[DubWolf 17,124]

Signaling a right turn while changing lanes to the left. This was in drivers ed and the instructor said, "trying to give us a bad name?"

 

Aluminum foil in a microwave made lightning... stuff! Lol, it scared me.

[Scoots and Dash 208]

I have really bad short term memory sometimes, I'll plan to do something and literally forget what it is I was going to do when I'm about to do it. Then I finally realize sometime later... and think wow... really? 

[asdasdasd 14]

I was looking for my cat for 2 days, and it came out that he was in the air ventilation thingy. 

[Vermillion 613]

looking for my phone while talking on my phone 

[Mushroom Mutate 69]

I looked for my glasses for about 2 hours, only to realise they were on my face.