Shouldn't you be sending them to the morgue then?
As for me, I don't have a waifu, but I suppose if you hit Rarity, Cadance, or Daring Do, I'd probably have to give you a stern talking to and/or assess the situation in a calm and level-headed manner that may or may not include random acts of violence.
Though if you hit Rarity, @ghostfacekiller39 would probably just send you straight to the morgue.