mmmmm, yea, i was in the feild,
pettin a cow, but then i tripped and broke my hoof,
OW!
So i called up Rainbow Dash,
To fly me to the hospital so i can heal my gnarly gash.
And after all that trash, i felt kinda high, but i got a call from my bae, Fluttershy!
She said that someone made her sad.
That made me crazy mad!
So i found the guy, and kicked him in his nads!