If there is anything that people don't like, tell me.
COC
I: Thou shalt not be a clopper, of so, thou shalt be looked down upon or outcasted.
II: Thou Must receive a brohoof, regardless of anything but cloppers.
III: Thou must respect the non-bronies. (That doesn't mean you can't annoy them from time to time, just not all the time.)
IV: Thou must have a favorite pony, everypony counts, Spike does not, for he is a dragon.
V: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors toy plush ponies
VI: Thou must make Saturday a day of rest, so thou can watch the new episodes and talk about them on mlp forums.
VII: Thou shall not slander a fellow Brony or Pegasister or any of their work or creations.
VIII:Thou must respect everypony and new members, everypony is equal.
VIV: Thou must help new bronies and new members on the site and off the site.
X:Thou shalt respect Derpy's appearance or mentioning, except if somepony insults her or if something like The Last Roundup appears.
XI: Thou shalt not restrict thyself or others from ponies.
XII: Thou shall call woman bronies, "Pegasisters." They are the same thing.
XIV: Thou must meet all of the Brony Requirements. If not, thou shalt be a mid-brony.
XV: Thou shalt not use pony memes all the time, just once a month or something. (Memes as in overused references, like 20% cooler or something like that.)
XVI: Thou shalt celebrate Derpy Day on March 1st every year. No other dates.
Requirements
I: Thou must be proud to say that you like the show.
II: Thou must be of age six and older.
More to be added.
(Thanks for the Ideas)
(I use Thees Thous to make it like the Ten Commandments and sound more official, btw.)