Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Crystal Peppermint 1,108]

Death by a f.cking Pencil.

[Philosopher Pone 108]

Box cutter, seems easy

[Hierok 11,831]

Death by my pillow

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

suffocated to death by my blanket 

[Prospekt 11,015]

Death by... rocking chair? 

[Wingnut 6,946]

Death by a paperweight. 

[Gentleman 153]

Death by ukulele songbook. I'll make your death sound magnificent

[Sir Warith 130]

Death by M4 Carbine! It will certainly be quick.

Edited August 10, 2017 by Sir Warith

[ZethaPonderer 2,198]

Death to ALL who dares to disturb me with my pillow of JUSTICE.

Edited August 10, 2017 by ZethaPonderer

[Crosswind 629]

Death by Nokia brick phone (it's my work phone) 

[Clod 8,294]

I put this cup in your mouth and push it into your throat so you can't breathe  

[Macavity Wilko 208]

Killed with a... refrigerator ?

[Hierok 11,831]

Slap you with my radio.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,541]

*Looks on my left* Oh.....  (tv remote) :3

[Messy Mane 9,032]

ah a charger for my macbook pro

this will work quite smoothly >:)

[Crystal Peppermint 1,108]

crush you with my little mirror.

[Lucky Bolt 35,056]

I'll have my robot vacuum go rogue 

[Hierok 11,831]

Not so lucky anymore huh? Watch my donald duck book crashing in. o3o

[Catpone Cerberus 23,541]

Chair....aright. Get rekt mate! :3
 

[Hierok 11,831]

Beat you with my own chair. 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,541]

Actually my dad just brought me Ice cream, so closest thing on my left now is........... a Spoon! [Insert clever threat] :3
 :3

Edited August 11, 2017 by The Cerberus

[Hierok 11,831]

Not the spoon! T3T

My wiibox is very deathly, I assure you.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,299]

A bunch of sand.

I'll bury you in it 

[ZethaPonderer 2,198]

An empty styrofoam cup.

 

Yeah, I'm screwed.

[Prospekt 11,015]

Death by my mom's fine china

Edited August 11, 2017 by Prospekt