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Okay, I'll start

 

Twilight: Let's throw books at Princess Celestia!

 

RD: I hate Sonic Rainboom, they suck

 

Derpy: I'm gonna get laid tonight!

 

Fancy Pants: Marry me Derpy!

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Any of Mane6 + Princesses: Friendship is rubbish and useless.

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On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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Princess Cadence: Twilight, I'm actually your biological mother.

 

Pinkie Pie: And I'm your auntie

 

Twilight: Nooooo!

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Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash... I am your father!

 

Rainbow Dash: Noooooooooo!

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Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash... I am your father!   Rainbow Dash: Noooooooooo!

lol nice one

 

Maud: Today, I'm going to party all night!

Angel: I wanna be racist, paint me black Fluttershy

Discord: *sings* My little pony...My little pony...ahhhAHHHHH, my little pony.... 

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Pinkie Pie: I'm going on a diet.

 

Rarity: You know what sounds great right now? Mud wrestling. Let's hit the swamp, ladies!

 

Fluttershy: OH MY GOD. SERIOUSLY. FUCK YOU GUYS FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME. Oh, and your cat is ugly. YEAH, I SAID IT.

 

Applejack: Forget this stupid farm. I'm going to pursue my dream of being a hoof model. Byyyyyyye.

 

Rainbow Dash: Y'know, maybe I'm not the best at flying. I bet I could use a few pointers.

 

Twilight: I don't really need a checklist. I think I'll just wing it today.

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Something Rarity would never say.

 

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"Im going to leave Ponyville and move to Canterlot or Manehatten. Im famous and rich enough to affort living there, and staying with my friends in Ponyville just restricts my career opportunities. I could be so much more close to my dreams if i would let this province nest behind me.

 

Sorry darlings, but my career is just more important than my friends. And im sick of holding myself back for you ponies."

 

Never, ever going to happen though... :proud:

 

Something Applejack would never say.

 

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"im totally not in love with Rarity, and i dont want to have tender sexytime with her constantly. Also, nothing happened in that barn after Simple Ways."

 

Silly Aj... :toldya:

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Unfortunately:

 

Derpy: *anything*

 

:(

Lol. You're the last person I'd expect to say that, Blobulle, but it's true.

 

Anyway, back on topic:

 

Princess Celestia: I'm the sole ruler of Equestria, so I need to banish more ponies to the moon. I totally didn't regret it last time!

 

Princess Luna: Oh yeah, I was living the high life on the moon. Loved it up there.

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@@Jennabun, haha! 

 

Doughnut Joe: Freakin doughtnuts! Get out of my house!

 

Sweetie Belle: I sold my soul to satan

 

King Sombra: I love barbie dolls!

 

(I guess you guys got the groove of this game already, keep it up! I love hilarious comments!)

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Pinkie Pie :

"I totally love to murder and torture my friends with a smile,it fills my heart up with sunshine sunshine to see my best friends suffer; happy-bloody friends of mine -- Smile-Smile-Die!"  :maud:

 

Not happening. Ever. Or anything even remotely similar in dialog.  :maud:

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I remember seeing a video that involved those voice clips from that movie called "Drawn Together"

Tara Strong was Princess Clara, and she sweared. Something along the lines of "Fuck you!" I forget which YouTube video it was from, but the scene I saw had the voice clips over clips of Twilight from the Canterlot Wedding episode.

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Applejack: fuck you,i can eat all these apples

Fluttershy: Hey,hey,hey!Stay out of my shed!

Rainbow:Swag

lol .mov references

 

Coco Pummel: I'm dating Discord now!

 

Suri: Oh man! I guess I'll take Fluttershy. Fair?

 

Coco Pummel: Aww...I want the two of them!

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Any of the Mane Six: "I hate you! I wish I had never met you! Who needs the stupid Elements of Harmony?!?"

 

This would actually be an interesting thing to happen.

 

Pinkie Pie: I HATE CAKE. I HATE PARTIES.

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Spike: We need Barack Obama as president of Ponyville!

 

Scootaloo: My mom was a chicken!!

 

Chrysalis: That chicken was me!!!

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Apple bloom:apple jack what happened to the other chikens?

 

Apple jack:uuuhhh...they went away

 

Apple bloom:went where?

 

Apple jack:...to...the sky

 

Apple bloom: from a peguses?

 

Apple jack: sure...

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Fluttershy: Okay everypony, today, I, Queen Fluttershy, hereby decree that animals are banned and shall be beheaded in all of equestria. Have a nice day!

 

Trixie: Go! Go! Power Rangers!

 

Lyra: I'm gonna eat ya Bon Bon!

 

Bon Bon: Wait, try this instead. *holds Pinkie Pie*

 

Pinkie: No, try this! *holds lewd human picture*

 

Lyra: What the?! That's mine!

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I remember seeing a video that involved those voice clips from that movie called "Drawn Together"

Tara Strong was Princess Clara, and she sweared. Something along the lines of "Fuck you!" I forget which YouTube video it was from, but the scene I saw had the voice clips over clips of Twilight from the Canterlot Wedding episode.

Drawn Together was a Tv show.

 

And yes, it had Twilight beating the crap out of Spike because he interrupted her singing.

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