What is the most stupid phrase you ever heard/say?

[Rethajni 2,661]

yeah my brony fellows! lets laugh a little, in this topic i invite you to say what is the most stupid or ridiculous phrase you ever heard or say? remember lets keep it clean and avoid NSFW themes

 

[There is only Ditzy. 292]

"I'm on a vacation in Finland, and I've been trying to use the atm's here, but instead of giving me dollars, they give me Finland money. Am I doing something wrong here?"

Edited October 10, 2014 by Amabilis

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Edited October 10, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Art Thief 215]

I never apologize.

I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Norman Osborn? Is that you?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Norman Osborn? Is that you?

sorry, no this is Patrick

Edited October 10, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

"I am Vegeta, i have no limits!" 

[The Razor Wing 879]

Person 1: WTF is all of this about Ebola in the U.S?

 

Person 2: Who that is?

 

Person 1: IDK, i think hes the president of Africa or something.

 

>_>

I fear for my country.

[Darker 1,351]

"I'm over there."

 

:okiedokielokie: This is from a cartoon. It has worked in reality. Seriously...

 

 

sorry, no this is Patrick

 

Sorry, no, this. IS. SPARTA!!!!!

 

 

Still best meme ever.

[mars 4,862]

Okay, first off, the fact you made your OC talk is adorable

Well, I've heard some things, mainly online about Ebola that have made me facepalm lately: 

"Omg!! Ebola is in Austin, I have to get away from it, so I'm going to move to Texas :("

"Is Ebola in the UK now? That's scary, I think I'll fly over to Africa until it's over. :("

[FoxOsprey 46]

John Sedgwick's last words : "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

[Teller 360]

"I think trilbies are fashionable."

[Rethajni 2,661]

theres one i found, it was made by Ken Olsen, president and founder of Digital Equipment Corp in the year 1977 and he said:

 

 

"There's no reason anyone would want a computer in their home" jugde by yourself the lack of vision of that age

Edited October 14, 2014 by Balareth

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

"Fax machines are the future of the world" -Tony Abbott (australian prime minister) 2014

"the petrol tax will not affect poor people because they don't drive" -Joe Hockey (australian treasurer) 2014

[Flutterdashiem 4]

available 24/7 thats impossible. dont you ever count sleep hours i mean come on. you cant survive without sleep

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

John Sedgwick's last words : "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

 

lol a classic final line. Those rebel snipers aren't anything to mess with

 

Another ironic final line from the civil war is from Confederate general Martin Green, who at Vicksburg said "The bullet hasn't been molded that will kill me." Right after, an Illinois sharpshooter (who may just have known my ancestors, who fought in multiple Illinois regiments in the Army of the Tennessee) killed him. Stupid civil war generals

[Solid 1,327]

Swagyolo. Yoloswag.

 

I mean at first I was fine with it but then people start spamming it like *** and I was like 0.o

 

Well I still respect people who love the phrases; it's just they don't have to say them once every 3 sentences...

Edited October 14, 2014 by Solid Scorpion

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Stupid Bronies - From my friend. 

[CriticalStylus 65]

"Just because it seems too good to be true, doesn't mean it is!" (Somewhere from Once Upon a Time)

[Dovashy 1,734]

Honestly I've heard a lot, but I can't remember any of them. 

I must erase them because they're so irrelevant. 

[GearheadWilliams 64]

"Do you do asteroids or something?"
-A friend of mine (2014 - Infinity)

[whitetiger187 197]

What does the fox say?  wing,ding,ding....

[DubWolf 17,263]

I once told a friend, "it is dumb to just be smart, but smart if you try." I was explaining to him how it would be a better choice to take the AP exam and fail (me with the English exam ) than to not take it at all.

 

And also this: it's a conversation I had with a friend:

 

Caleb: "don't you think you've had enough almdudler?"

Me: "I've had plenty!"

 

I've heard this on a gameplay: "when nothing is happening, everything is happening."

 

Okay, first off, the fact you made your OC talk is adorable

 

Well, I've heard some things, mainly online about Ebola that have made me facepalm lately:

 

"Omg!! Ebola is in Austin, I have to get away from it, so I'm going to move to Texas :("

 

You mean Dallas ? Edited October 14, 2014 by SparkWolf

[A Black Circle 1,586]

"Even though FiM is made for everyone

 

It's still a kids show."

 

WHAT ABOUT BRONIES

YOU MAKE NO BUCKING SENSE

[A goat 323]

I've heard so many shitty phrases in my life that it's hard to pick one that is the most shitty out of all of them.

Edited October 14, 2014 by A goat

[Rethajni 2,661]

I've heard so many shitty phrases in my life that it's hard to pick one that is the most shitty out of all of them.

 

Rarity: you can pick the best phrases