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Two tomatoes were crossing a road. Suddenly a car came and ran over one of the tomatoes. Then the other one said "Let's go, ketchup!".

 

This is so fucking bad. Seriously, it's not even remotely funny.

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What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!

 

I hate myself...

 

In all honesty I laughed so hard I cried when my father told me that joke.

 

That was honestly really hilarious xD

 

 

Anyway, this is a really bad joke I know:

 

Where do cows go for fun?...the moooooooooovies.

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I sea what you did there.

 

I'd fish you'd get home from work earlier.

 

I can't wait until you're home sand we can talk.

 

I hope some beach isn't hitting on you at work.

 

Whale you help me out, buddy?

 

Anyway, water you up to?

 

I'm just tiding the place.

 

 

I cannot laugh at these pun jokes, they make me tide on the inside!

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Hey, are you a cow?

Because, you need to moooove. 

 

 

Yeah...that was pretty bad.

I'll go sit in the corner now and think about what I've done. 

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"Why did the black guy cross the road?"

 

>_>

 

We all know what the punchline is. I don't even have to say it. People have absolutely no originality these days.

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Explanation: Singapore = Singa-four

Theres a twlight sparkle hidden in this image. I highlighted it so you could see.

 

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Do you see it? Are you sure? I am not so sure myself that there is one in this image.

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worst as in least funny: knock knock jokes of any kind.

worst as in most insensitive: "I was downtown and I saw a black guy carrying a TV and it looked just like mine, so I ran home and lo and behold it was still there, shining my shoes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
 

To get to the other side.

 

or..

 

How did the student get to High School?

 

With a ladder

 

OR

 

Two canninbals are eating a clown. One of them says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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A neutron walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender "How much for some whiskey?" the bartender looked at him and replied "For you, no charge."

 

Ohh science puns I'm so hilarous

If we're going on science jokes, my teacher told me this in Chemistry today-

What happens when a scientist dies? They Ba.

For those who don;t know chemistry well, Ba is the 56th element on the periodic called 'Barium'. I swear you couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head with that one. (No, ponies are fine :))

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If we're going on science jokes, my teacher told me this in Chemistry today-

What happens when a scientist dies? They Ba.

For those who don;t know chemistry well, Ba is the 56th element on the periodic called 'Barium'. I swear you couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head with that one. (No, ponies are fine :))

Yay more science jokes. Well I would tell another one, but it looks like all the coos ones "Argon". Pffffftttttt. I'm sorry I make chemistry jokes "Periodically". Ohhh Ohhh I'm dyin XDDDDD.

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During the elements war one atom got hit and one of the soldiers came up to check on him

 

Urghh I'm hit, i lost an electron leave me comrade and go, go avenge me

 

Are you sure you will be ok?

 

I'm positive...

 

A neutron walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender "How much for some whiskey?" the bartender looked at him and replied "For you, no charge."

Ohh science puns I'm so hilarous

LOL sience

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Yay more science jokes. Well I would tell another one, but it looks like all the coos ones "Argon". Pffffftttttt. I'm sorry I make chemistry jokes "Periodically". Ohhh Ohhh I'm dyin XDDDDD.

No..ju..just no. Please stop. I don't know where this is going to end, but I can have a pretty good guess-it involves me banging my head against the wall periodically :D

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Two peanuts were walking in a dark alley. One was a-salt-ed.

 

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it died.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was attached to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

 

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because, if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

 

A blonde went to the doctor. "Doctor, it's terrible - I'm hurting all over my body!"

The doctor looks at her. "Really? Where does it hurt?"

The blonde touches her head. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her neck. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her arm. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her shoulder. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her stomach. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her foot. "Here - ow! See?"

The doctor nods. "Yes. You've broken your finger."

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Why is an elephant big grey and wrinkly?

Because if it was small smooth and white it'd be an aspirin....get it guys? p-please laugh

 

In soviet Russia people speak Russian

 

Why didn't the plumber get the job done?

He wasn't a good plumber

 

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her

(I'm blonde so I can make blonde jokes ^_^)

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"Why was do girls like Jesus? because he was crucified with his arms spread."

My friend and I had an Anne Frank Joke going (mostly him telling and me laughing, because it was pretty bad) and he told it at the Holocaust Museum in D.C. I just walked away.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat? 

 

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse.

 

(Okay, I know it's not that bad of a joke, but I thought I would post it because we're on a pony forum. Besides, it gets old)

 

Anyway, I think the worst jokes are racist jokes, blonde jokes, and sexist jokes.

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For young kids on this website look away What's worse than 5 dead baby's stapled to a tree 1 dead baby stapled to 5 trees my emo cousin told me that

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A jury is giving the final verdict towards a mother and father who are frozen in place, and their lawyer states the most horrible joke in the history of jokes....

 

Judge: Any final statement?

 

Lawyer: Sir, the defense rests.

 

Worst joke ever.

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A neutron walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender "How much for some whiskey?" the bartender looked at him and replied "For you, no charge."

 

Ohh science puns I'm so hilarous

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? 

A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? It'd be a foot."

"4.13% of the sailors are PIrates."

 

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE YOU IDIOT!"

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Okay, some friends and I were doing bad music puns and this happened: 

 

"I dropped the bass."

 

"I hope I'm not in treble."

 

"I swear it was accidental."

 

"It's very natural for me."

 

"This is obviously my forte."

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Why did the chicken cross the road.... to get to the other side... that joke sucks...

 

 

Then the knock knock ones... oh my goodness please no more of those jokes..


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