Keylise<3 488 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 Two tomatoes were crossing a road. Suddenly a car came and ran over one of the tomatoes. Then the other one said "Let's go, ketchup!". This is so fucking bad. Seriously, it's not even remotely funny. 2 Signatures by Kyoshi, Cider Barrel and Lugia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! I hate myself... In all honesty I laughed so hard I cried when my father told me that joke. That was honestly really hilarious xD Anyway, this is a really bad joke I know: Where do cows go for fun?...the moooooooooovies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk Dream 137 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 I sea what you did there. I'd fish you'd get home from work earlier. I can't wait until you're home sand we can talk. I hope some beach isn't hitting on you at work. Whale you help me out, buddy? Anyway, water you up to? I'm just tiding the place. I cannot laugh at these pun jokes, they make me tide on the inside! 2 The Trixieism thread !(made by Firebolt): http://mlpforums.com/topic/49269-trixieism/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight 7,286 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 Hey, are you a cow? Because, you need to moooove. Yeah...that was pretty bad. I'll go sit in the corner now and think about what I've done. 2 matching setups with my bff pathfinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akalink 163 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 Frikken borderland 2 and claptrap. Thinks here is hilarious. Some one says "fart" claptrap takes no time to say "what a stinky thing to say" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Dash 2,224 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 (edited) "Why did the black guy cross the road?" We all know what the punchline is. I don't even have to say it. People have absolutely no originality these days. Edited August 23, 2013 by Mandalore Dash 1 Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary. Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium. Sig by ~Cider Barrel~ (design), Skaren (left vector), and ~Rhodarein (right vector). Avatar by ~Scootaloo (design) and Skaren (vector). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronyPony 575 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 (edited) Explanation: Singapore = Singa-four Theres a twlight sparkle hidden in this image. I highlighted it so you could see. Do you see it? Are you sure? I am not so sure myself that there is one in this image. Edited August 23, 2013 by BronyPony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwilizzleFoShizzle 95 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 worst as in least funny: knock knock jokes of any kind. worst as in most insensitive: "I was downtown and I saw a black guy carrying a TV and it looked just like mine, so I ran home and lo and behold it was still there, shining my shoes." 3 EITHER YOU SHAT YOUR PANTS OR YOU GOT FROSTBITE IN YOUR POOPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awesome One 1,315 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. or.. How did the student get to High School? With a ladder OR Two canninbals are eating a clown. One of them says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoniesPlease 365 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 A horse walks into a bar. The barman says; "How do all these horses keep getting into my bar?" First time I heard that, I really chuckled. Second time, not so much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer_Luna27 77 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 A neutron walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender "How much for some whiskey?" the bartender looked at him and replied "For you, no charge." Ohh science puns I'm so hilarous If we're going on science jokes, my teacher told me this in Chemistry today- What happens when a scientist dies? They Ba. For those who don;t know chemistry well, Ba is the 56th element on the periodic called 'Barium'. I swear you couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head with that one. (No, ponies are fine ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty V 309 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 If we're going on science jokes, my teacher told me this in Chemistry today- What happens when a scientist dies? They Ba. For those who don;t know chemistry well, Ba is the 56th element on the periodic called 'Barium'. I swear you couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head with that one. (No, ponies are fine ) Yay more science jokes. Well I would tell another one, but it looks like all the coos ones "Argon". Pffffftttttt. I'm sorry I make chemistry jokes "Periodically". Ohhh Ohhh I'm dyin XDDDDD. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayalicious 435 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 During the elements war one atom got hit and one of the soldiers came up to check on him Urghh I'm hit, i lost an electron leave me comrade and go, go avenge me Are you sure you will be ok? I'm positive... A neutron walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender "How much for some whiskey?" the bartender looked at him and replied "For you, no charge."Ohh science puns I'm so hilarous LOL sience 2 "Adrenalin begins when gravity ends" ~Studio Liverpool Siggy by le awesome: NightOwl Smarticle of my class, problem with studies? PM me would be happy to help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer_Luna27 77 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 Yay more science jokes. Well I would tell another one, but it looks like all the coos ones "Argon". Pffffftttttt. I'm sorry I make chemistry jokes "Periodically". Ohhh Ohhh I'm dyin XDDDDD. No..ju..just no. Please stop. I don't know where this is going to end, but I can have a pretty good guess-it involves me banging my head against the wall periodically 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzastur 1,719 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 Two peanuts were walking in a dark alley. One was a-salt-ed. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because, if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan. A blonde went to the doctor. "Doctor, it's terrible - I'm hurting all over my body!" The doctor looks at her. "Really? Where does it hurt?" The blonde touches her head. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her neck. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her arm. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her shoulder. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her stomach. "Here - ow!" The blonde touches her foot. "Here - ow! See?" The doctor nods. "Yes. You've broken your finger." 4 Ain’t that Equestria / Drop on by / Ain’t that Equestria / Give friendship a try / Ain’t that Equestria / Ponies who fly / Little pink cupcakes for Pinkie Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyUsername 1,576 August 23, 2013 Share August 23, 2013 (edited) Why is an elephant big grey and wrinkly? Because if it was small smooth and white it'd be an aspirin....get it guys? p-please laugh In soviet Russia people speak Russian Why didn't the plumber get the job done? He wasn't a good plumber How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her (I'm blonde so I can make blonde jokes ) Edited August 23, 2013 by QuirkyUsername 1 This adorable ball of glorious fluff that is my avatar is the creation of the glamorous Laika Hey so Johari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Proboscis Sucks 3 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 Hey, you want to hear a joke about orcas? It's a real killer! Did I tell you the joke about the butter? Nevermind, you might spread it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper Tumble 1,483 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 "Why was do girls like Jesus? because he was crucified with his arms spread." My friend and I had an Anne Frank Joke going (mostly him telling and me laughing, because it was pretty bad) and he told it at the Holocaust Museum in D.C. I just walked away. 1 You'se a b*tch. - Riley Freeman Signature made by Kyoshi MLP Forums 2nd Most Random Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklingSquirrels 21,345 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 (edited) What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat? Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse. (Okay, I know it's not that bad of a joke, but I thought I would post it because we're on a pony forum. Besides, it gets old) Anyway, I think the worst jokes are racist jokes, blonde jokes, and sexist jokes. Edited August 25, 2013 by PowerStar89 2 ֍֎֍֎ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesblorg39welsh 125 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 For young kids on this website look away What's worse than 5 dead baby's stapled to a tree 1 dead baby stapled to 5 trees my emo cousin told me that 1 "If you feel the need to treat me like garbage, I'll feel the need to throw you into the back of a compressing garbage truck." "I'd rather "go to hell" for hugging a guy I like then makeout in heaven with a girl I don't." "If someone has the intention of changing who you are, or stopping you from doing what you like, bite out your tongue before they can change you" -willem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Silver Essence~ 2,625 August 25, 2013 Share August 25, 2013 A jury is giving the final verdict towards a mother and father who are frozen in place, and their lawyer states the most horrible joke in the history of jokes.... Judge: Any final statement? Lawyer: Sir, the defense rests. Worst joke ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defqon 1 August 28, 2013 Share August 28, 2013 A neutron walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender "How much for some whiskey?" the bartender looked at him and replied "For you, no charge." Ohh science puns I'm so hilarous Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. lelel, Elements Joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowDashie 767 August 28, 2013 Share August 28, 2013 "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? It'd be a foot.""4.13% of the sailors are PIrates." "What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE YOU IDIOT!" Thunder Farts: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/thunder-farts-r4099 Rosewood: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rosewood-r5917 Wanna play games with me? Join my steam group! http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gamefaceofdoom/ And then there's this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuclear Neurotic 56 August 28, 2013 Share August 28, 2013 (edited) Okay, some friends and I were doing bad music puns and this happened: "I dropped the bass." "I hope I'm not in treble." "I swear it was accidental." "It's very natural for me." "This is obviously my forte." Edited August 28, 2013 by Nuclear Neur☢tic http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/corporate-crime-r5482 http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/nuclear-neurotic-r3593 http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/euphoric-euthanasia-r5033 (Sig made by Lugia) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunas Husband 2,777 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 Why did the chicken cross the road.... to get to the other side... that joke sucks... Then the knock knock ones... oh my goodness please no more of those jokes.. "Does not matter what they say, my sweet love! I love you! and always will." ~Princess Luna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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