If you were a pony...

[Just some guy 1,070]

I'd give myself up for science.

 

Can't play video games,cruise the net,or even write clearly with hooves.Might as well donate my body to science,especially if I'm an unicorn or pegasus.

[Rolls Royce 606]

If I were a pony, I would also just lounge around my house and lay low, as well as re-teaching myself how to drive a car with hooves.  I would probably do that in a field, I think seeing a pony with a horn sticking out of it's forehead driving a pickup truck would be a frightening sight.

[Dev 251]

Well I Wouldn't Have Any Thumbs Just Hooves So I Wouldn't Be Able To Type Like This Because This Is How You Apparently Type But I Would Do Nothing I Would Do The Same Thing I Usually Do

[Unique Pinkie Pie 173]

here is the first few steps i would do

 

1.  freak out
2. accept i went insane
3. murder the thing next to me for relief
4. eat cake
5. kill people
6. eat more cake
7. ???
8. profit

[Shanks 10,816]

I would get as far away from the general public as possible as the prospect of ending up in a government testing facility does not sound very pleasant.

[A Glimpse of Everything 129]

Are you kidding? Hah! I'd fly to Norway and buy a home, start a club there, blast amazing bass through the speakers, have a party, and then in the morning...

 

I'd make waffles.

Edited February 20, 2013 by A Glimpse of Everything

[Twinhead B 482]

1. Attempt to grab wallet.

2. Learn how to grab things with hooves.

3. Grab wallet.

4. Walk (trot?) down to local stores.

5. Buy things.

6. Lol @ people's reactions.

7. Run away, laughing at the top of my pony lungs.

[SkyeRibbonPwny 406]

I'd find Discord and force him to introduce me to Rarity, since he's bound to be around after causing such havoc as turning me into a pegasus.

[Azure Flames 303]

become a shut in

become a vegetarian 

learn to use my magic 

check on the internet if this is some new disease 

play some games on the internet 

eat and sleep the rest of the time

[Akihiro 90]

I would play Dance Dance Revolution on four legs, and I would beat all my scores.

 

Or I would sneak out of the city try to remain unnoticed. (I wonder if I could survive in the nature with a pony body, eat grass everyday lol)

[Derpy Azusa 272]

1. Learn how to fly

2. Trot to the store

3. Lean to use my hooves

4. Also laugh at ponies reactions

5. Jump on ponies back and giggle

6. Make cupcakes

[iLegovideo 152]

Hmmmmmm... I would probably be a pegasus.... So I would be awesome, troll people with flying, and troll by changing the weather. That'll make a lot of people pissed

[Starflower 323]

Well, if I was a pony (based on my OC pony), I would be a pegasus and use my wings to fly all around town, and as always, help others that need to be helped. :3

 

Oh, and make delicious muffins.

[decoherence 183]

If I turned in to a pony after reading this, I would be royally screwed. I'm currently in a hamlet of 1800 people, it's -33C outside (-47 with windchill) and my cold weather gear ain't gonna fit my new body. To top it off, I'm not even in town and if I walked back, I would freeze to death before I got very far. I would be reliant on my co-worker (a stodgy old guy who is nice enough but knows nothing of ponies) to not freak out and smuggle me back in to the hotel in our rental truck.

 

Then there's the question of how the heck I'd get out of here. The only way in or out is on a plane and while we don't have security up here, I'd still have to -- y'know -- get on a cramped plane with however many humans. I probably have enough money to charter a flight so maybe I could get my co-worker to arrange that for me.

 

If I got past those obstacles (and I don't really see how I would) I guess my next step would be to find a resourceful brony in a warm climate with lots of land who could hide me. I'm thinking a farm in the southern US -- some place with 'trespassers will be shot on sight' signs everywhere.

 

In short, I'd be freaking scared as all heck and it'd probably be some time before I'd be able to appreciate being a pony.

[Lightning Dasher 149]

All in all, it seems like you would be pretty screwed if you were an Earth Pony, or had no inherent idea on how to use magic if you became a unicorn. Then again, even if you were a pegasus, learning to fly right away may be difficult as well. I wonder if there would be the potential to have crazy abilities like Pinkie Pie or the ability to communicate with other animals like Fluttershy. Both of those could prove useful for survival. Living in the clouds and occasionally coming down to pastures in order to eat seems like a pretty safe plan though otherwise. You might get some kind of recognition like Bigfoot or Nessie. Huzzah! It will be Legen-....Wait for it...-dary! YES!

[Betez 1,734]

I'd definitely want to be a Unicorn. Flying doesn't seem as interesting as being able to do magic. And I'd really want to meet both twilight and Rarity.

[the_jetfighter 94]

just saying, if i was a pony i would finally be able to answer the statement, "Just saying, if i was a pony", and there is a good chance i would troll people just by saying that!

[Hansel 1,512]

I'd probably panic at my lack of hands. After running around in circles and screaming for a few hours, I'd probably remember that my ponysona is a unicorn, and run to Twilight to beg her to teach me magic so I can get on with my life. 

Edited February 20, 2013 by Hansel

[Skygunner 352]

let's start  from the beginning shall we?

 

STAGE 1

 

- Get myself unstuck.   I'm wedged into a little desk right now that's bareely large enough for my tiny bipedal frame. I'd imagine that growing a horse would put me in a position that even Lyra would find uncomfortable.   It'd take a while too so I don't knock over anything.

 

 

STAGE 2

 

- Scream.  My computer now safe from being trounced by a seated pony, screamingi st he best option.  I don't mean the "omg squee squee scream" either, I mean literal, horrofyed, "I just turned into a pony" scream.   

 

STAGE 3

 

- Body Check.  Right, now that I'm done screaming (but realize stage to is a repetive stage, so it can be done really any time I deem it necessicary).  Probably gonna figure out all my new bodily actions.  Walking,  chewing, tounge....ponies and humans may share muscle groups but they dont' work the same.  Learning to fuction is important.    Included in this is all the essentials,  figureing out how to pick up things, eat,  open doors, etc.

 

STAGE 4

 

- Do I need pants?   I know, silly, but if I'm going to be going outside and working in the kitchen, I may need to wear pants.  Or at least something covering,   so quick figure out my wardrobe options......fortunatly I have tons of plankets and ropes,,,,I'll figure something out.

 

 

STAGE 5

- Skype Video calls baby.......it'll be killer.

 

STAGE 6

- Carry on like nothing happened.  Just cuz I'm a pony doesn't mean my mounds of college debt, job as a chef or rent will go away.   So keep calm and pony on.

[Scootalove 10,689]

I would probably just fly around Ponyville, visit Princess Celestia and Luna.

 

• Make some muffins and deserts with Pinkie Pie
• Practice flying with Rainbow Dash
• Read books with Twilight
• Have a picnic with Fluttershy
• Probably make fashion with Rarity

Then, I might decide to either stay in Equestria or not.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

1. Teach myself to walk

 

2. Figure out how to use my keyboard with hooves then ask other people on the forums if they have become ponies...but make it discrete so no one figures it out...like "Hey...you guys havin' and 'changes' in your life ?"

 

3. Get all the muscle memory stuff and figure out how to open my wings (If I were to become one of my many ponysona)

 

4. after figuring out how to open and close my wings I would attempt flight.

 

5. (This is the awkward part) Go talk to my parents..."Hey guys i'm a pony...Surprise"

 

6. I would probably figure out what to do next...like, it would be kinda hard to keep living in society as a pony...so maybe I would move out into the woods where I wouldn't have to worry about stupid society messing around with my life...as a pony.

 

7. FIGURE OUT MY SPECIAL TALENT...Maybe I should start a cutie mark group...

[Shaky Novel 72]

Uhm, I'd try to use my awesome unicorn magic (because my OC is a unicorn allright) and try to teleport myself to Equestria. AND THEN, I would go to Sugarcube Corner, make friends with Pinkie Pie and ask her to teach me how she just go all "SCREW PHYSICS". Ooh, and maybe after that I'd teleport back to our world and be the empress of the Universe... because you know, I'd have the power of Pinkie Pie logic. OH OH, and I'd travel back in time and try to meet Isaac Newton and be all: "IN YOUR FACE!" Cuz, Pinkie Pie logic again.

 

Now, isn't that an awesome plan?

Edited February 20, 2013 by Shaky Novel

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

I'm in the middle of a classroom..... At my High School..... and according to OP I turn into a pony after I finished reading that post.....

 

Welp. I'm fucked C:

[Cherryberry 5]

If I turned into a pony, I'd think it would be awesome. Instead of thinking what do to next, I'm gonna go out and have some fun with Pinkie Pie. Then get a job as a teacher, earn bits, buy a house, and sell candy and lollipops. Then, I would go to Sugarcube Corner and get myself a vanilla smoothie. My cutie mark would be a punch cup with a little umbrella sticking out. I would be a Pegasus. And....I would make waffles and sell punch.

 

 

My Life Planned Out As A Pony.

[SkyGust 71]

Being a pony in the real world would suck, you wouldnt be able to go outside or live normal life without freaking people out and getting captured by the goverment.

 

In Equestria, I would become a traveler, and travel the country going to all the cities and places. Then I would seattle down in Ponyvile.