gaming Favorite Video Game Quotes

[Evilshy 5,090]

for the fire emblem's fan

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk1hElpPXyI&feature=related

 

Oh god, yes. I never actually got their supports though, since Jaffar isn't very good and you get him so late in the game.

 

And more seriously: "Enough talk "little kiss" , time to die!"

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Z2oLXJThY

 

Ps: the face of Isaac at 1.05 is also preety awesome, and he also has one of the crazyest evil laugh ever.

 

That scene is also really awesome in Japanese. And Trevor doesn't sound like a moron

[Krystal 1,468]

No Halo quotes yet? I'll fix that

 

 

"Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little."

- Master Chief

 

"Do you know how much this equipment cost, chief?"

- Marine

"Tell it to the covenent"

- Master Chief

 

"Wake me...when you need me."

- Master Chief

 

"No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected"

- Master Chief

 

"Shipmaster, they outnumber us three to one."

- Elite

"Then, it is an even fight."

- R'tas Vadum

 

"Dear, Humanity. We regret being alien bastards... We reret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corp just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

- Srgt. Johnsen

 

"The armor fits you but it can not hide your herecy. These elites lives matter to me yours does not."

- Arbiter

"That makes two of us."

- Master Chief

 

"Tank beats everything!"

- Marine

 

"Sir...Permission to leave the station."

- Master Chief

"For what purpose, Master Chief?"

- Lord Hood

"To give the Covenant back their bomb."

- Master Chief

 

"For a brick he flew pretty well."

- Sarge Johnson

that mad me lol so hard

 

"For sparta!"

- Marine (yeah a marine did say that)

 

 

And who could forget

 

"Get to the choppa!"

- various people in every Call of Duty

Edited September 11, 2012 by Krystal

[Wubsie 1,123]

"Snake, SNAAAAAAAKKKKEEE!" - MGS

or "You probably thought you weren't going to die today, SURPRISE!" - Postal Dude

Those are just too funny, I laugh everytime.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Let's see how many I can remember from Gears.

 

 

~replying toDom~ "Why don't you come down here and see how it is? There's room for one more--its a fucking party down here" - Baird

 

"Boom" - Boomer

 

"WHOOO!!" - Cole

 

"Running won't help! I'll just shoot you in your asses!" - Dom

 

"One. Two. Three! Four! That's five motherfuckers!" - Marcus

 

"THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM?!?!" - Marcus

 

"GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH! - Marcus on failed" reload

 

"Lobotomized!" - Baird

 

"To put it scientifically...we need to blow its brains out its ass!" - Cole

 

"I can see it now. A big house. Two kids. A dog. and my big bottle of suicide pills." - Baird.

 

"so what do we do kids? we aim for there ammo!" - Baird

 

"without me we wouldnt be alive to bitch about it!" - Baird

 

"Bend over!" - Anthony

 

"That was fun. No, really I liked that. I-I'd like to keep doing that." - Baird

 

"Nevah pees off a snipah!" - Bernie

 

"Copying me? HAH!" - Bernie

 

"ok, but its gon be fun watching him beat seven shades of shit of yo ass" - coolest stranded ever

 

 

[marlyly 186]

Oh god, yes. I never actually got their supports though, since Jaffar isn't very good and you get him so late in the game.

 

Actually it's made up, there's no suportive dialogue between jaffar and Rats (dont remember how to spell it).

My favourite dialogues in this game are the one involving Matheus or Hector (Eliwood get away of my futur daughter ) . But the best part with the fire emblems is the character of Joshua.

I didn't find it on youtube, and I dont want to try to translate it, but when a young sister call him from help his best idea is to play head or tail. The best is that he never showed the coin, even if he decided to help.

 

PS: and it's true that Jaffar is useless if you leveled up Matheus

[FizzyImp 1,838]

"President, Vice President... Not one among them has the courage to push the button.

No one willing to enter history as The Great Destroyer.

In the end it's not their lives that people value most... It's their reputations!"

~ Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

 

I love this quote because it explains in a very simple way why there have been so many nukes created, but so very few dropped.

Edited September 12, 2012 by JayBee

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

Hmmm, pretty much anything Raven says from Tales of Vesperia. That man is seriously the best character from any video game IMO.

[Silver Boulder 123]

 

The president has been kidnapped by Ninjas, are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

 

Brilliant, just brilliant xD

[Starshine 16,333]

 

"Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!

 

Battle Brothars!

 

Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,

as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

 

And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste

deff and defeat!

 

As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been

pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for

muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes

 

The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none

alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters

 

We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!"

 

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Admit it, he got the best voice actor, the sweetest accent, and the worst speech writer. This Indrick Boreale will make a good friend with our dearest Luna

[RazzyJam 1,519]

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-b*tch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have, is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!"

 

Sargent Avery Johnsons words get me every time. Hayo Halo!

[Mephala 2,633]

“I'm the Grim Reaper, lardass, and you're my next customer.”

 

"You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun."

 

"Much as I would like to, I just can't bring myself to jump into the giant pit of uncleaned kitty litter."

 

"Run, you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!"

 

“There was a high-pitched whining noise. Kinda grating, you know? I couldn't nail it down. It only stopped when I pulled up here.“

“What was it? The blower?”

“Nah. It was Manny, screaming like a cat tied to a cruise missile.”

 

“Did you kill much when you were alive?”

“Very little.”

“Never killed anybody.”

“I have to confess... I never killed anybody.”

“Not even a teensy bit of killing?”

“MAYBE I JUST WASN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH.”

 

“Is there an engine that can resist the love in these hands?”

 

“As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself.”

 

 

“Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar. Like eagles. Yeah. LIKE EAGLES... ON... POGO STICKS.”

 

“That Dockmaster Velasco is one salty old bag of rope.”

“You should see his wife.”

 

*squeaky balloon sounds*

“I have to go. That sound makes me want to kill somebody.”

“You too?”

 

 

“How do you do this job?”

“Without becoming jaded, you mean? The secret to my happiness, Manuel, is I have the heart of a twelve year old child. I keep it in a jar over here. Would you like to see it?”

“NO.”

“Sorry. Old coroner joke.”

 

 

“I want to ask you a question.”

“Shoot, slugger.”

“Is it hard to kiss up to the boss so much with no lips?”

“Hey, I got all the lip I need. I get it from you.”

 

“I'll help you find your wife. What did she look like?”

“Oh, here - I got this from the D.O.D., and made copies to hand out. Isn't she something?”

“She must have been beautiful with skin.”

“Weren't we all?”

 

 

“So what did you think of my poem?”

“I liked it. It was sad and beautiful, like my mother.”

“I despised it. It was too short and said nothing to me, like my father.”

“I had no feelings about it. It was aloof and licked itself too much, like my cat, Mr. Trotsky.”

 

 

“These lockers have a note on them: "Employees: I don't care who's doing it, but please stop using the contained-detonation chamber to crack open walnuts. Thank you."”

 

 

“Great. Now it smells like a giant cat litter box AND some sort of gelatinous demon mystery-meat product in here.”

 

I'll do the rest later...

[SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032]

"Hey how about we take that truck and another truck and make a truckasaurus rex!" - Private George Gordon Haggard Battlefield Bad Company

Edited September 13, 2012 by That One Guy

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Now is not the time to use that. - Professer Oak, Pokemon.

So many times have I tried to do something, only to have my dreams crushed by that jerk. ;_; Why?

[Autumn Skies 49]

"Any objections, Adam?"

-Samus Aran

Metroid: Other M

 

 

Damn, such a good game besides the weird controls. Not as good as the Prime series, but still awesome nonetheless.

[Ylaena 21]

FINISH HIM! ~Mortal Kombat

 

If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like that I'm going to set you on fire. ~Fable 3 (I love all the gnome quotes, but that's my favorite!)

[Fire_Fly 499]

"Humans are the REAL monsters..."

 

--Double, 'Skullgirls'

 

"A good worker is a live worker; free to live....and work. A bad worker is a DEAD worker....and vise-versa."

 

--The Dormouse, 'Alice: Madness Returns'

[Lost 1,410]

There are some good game quotes from Duke Nukem:

(placed in spoiler for swear words )

 

 

 

17 seconds: "Eat shit and die"

43 seconds: "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

53 seconds: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and im all outa gum"

58 seconds: "I've got balls of steel"

1min 46 seconds: "Your face, Your ass, whats the difference?"

1min 50 seconds: "You're an inspiration for birth-control"

 

 

 

DOTA 2, When saying thanks as the hero pudge: "Thanks meat..urm.. i mean mate"

Borderlands, Zombie Island of DR.Ned DLC, at the end of the intro cinematic: "You're adopted"

Borderlands, Zombie Island of DR.Ned DLC, engaging hank reiss: "Nice hat!"

Borderlands, Secret Army of General Knoxx, engaging general knoxx: "Doesn't like Mondays"

Borderlands, engaging 9toes: "He also has 3 balls"

Borderlands, when killing a bandit near another bandit: "Nobody shoots my friends but me!"

Borderlands, Cl4p-tp: "Look at me everybody, i'm dancin! IM DANCIN!"

[Crispy 5,563]

The last new game I laughed at the dialogue in was No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.

 

"It's called fashionably late, fuckface."

[mR.dErP893 39]

When liufe gives you lemon don't make lemonade...make life take the lemons back get mad I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMON WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE! DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER, MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY THEY TOUGHT THEY COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM...IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS!!!!!!

[Fire_Fly 499]

"Again, that's 'science collaboration points'. Not to be confused with points in human games and competitions, such as who gets to live at the end, and who doesn't......... I mean....basketball...."

 

--GLaDOS, Portal 2

[Despair 114]

I don't know about the best, but my favorite game quote would have to be from Dead Space 2 during the final battle.

 

"Fuck you! And fuck your marker!"

[Driz 1,552]

I can mention a few of my favorites...

 

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

- Happy Mask Salesman, from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

 

"Let me give you a piece of advice: Don't hesitate. When the time comes, just act."

- Wolf O'Donnell, from Star Fox: Assault

 

"I thought you couldn't afford to lose... Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world."

- Joshua Kiryu, from The World Ends With You

 

"...Are you still thinking like that? You'll die if you fight me with any doubt left in your heart."

- Kratos Aurion, from Tales of Symphonia

 

"Maria... This is what you wanted, right? This is my promise I made to you."

- Shadow the Hedgehog, from Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

[Count Paradox 3,548]

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTizJemHO8

Who DOESN'T remember this?

Dracula: "WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!"

I admit it's a bit corny, but I still loved the game.

 

Damn, I was gonna post that... ok, i'll have to go for something else... THIS GUY ARE SICK from Final Fantasy VII, when Cloud and Aerith are in the slums next to a pipe with a guy with MAKO poisoning.

[Discovery Dream 592]

"I always thought they were lighthouse, stuck at the far end of the sky."

-River, To the Moon

 

"Never interrupt someone in the middle of a kamehameha!"

-Neil Watts, To the Moon

 

"If you've cut youself recently, you may have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've zapped you with a laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is that it's working."

-Cave Johnson, Portal 2

[talkingmuffin 32]

"Baby." - Samus, Other M.

"Baby." - Samus, Other M.

JUST KIDDING, that game is a disgrace.

How about..

"This testimony has more holes than the movie, The Grid: Revelations!" - Phoenix, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations.

 

Oh Dear god how could I forget phoenix wright?

(Other M was a overly plot focused game.)

 

(Coffee cup shatters to bits) "The only time a lawyer can cry. is when its all over." - Godot Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations.

This is the reason why I always become tense and doubt even someone who is temporarily proven innocent in the games. ANYTHING could happen.