Do you ever eat Peanut Butter right out of the jar?

[SolidTwilight 383]

So I have been trying to cut bread mostly out of my life and I don't miss it at all most of the time (I mean what is the point of white bread? it's so flavorless and full of calories, if I am going to eat 200+ calories I dam well want to enjoy it!). anyway this leaves me with a bit of a problem when it comes to eating one of my favorite foods. What do I put my chunky peanut butter on? a lot of the time I have just been eating it in small bites out of the jar. chunky works better for this since I feel like I am eating a real food and not just a past. I have even made my own chunky by adding some other crush nuts I like such as almonds, walnuts and pecans! I take small bits and kind of spread it on the roof of my mouth so I can enjoy the flavor longer and also because peanut butter as a ton of calories and it feel like a rock in my stomach if I eat to much at one time.

 

One time I read on MLP forums about a kid that ate a hole jar in one shot so he could weigh more when he saw his dietitian that day. I don't know what size jar it must have felt like he just ate a jar of lead!

 

Just for fun here is the calorie count per jar of skippy PB

Small 15oz (425g)...........2470c

medium 28oz (793g)..........4750c

Large 64oz (1.81kg).......10,640c

 

the large is the same calories as about 18 McDonald's Big Mac's, 75 twinkie or 96 bananas! (that is 23.4 lb (10.6kg) of bananas!) google + calculate = fun!

[Redeye 399]

Sometimes I do it. Mostly because I like Peanut Butter the way it is.

[S.F. 1,560]

No, I never do that. Like, the last jar of chunky peanut butter totally saw its way onto bread some way and I totally didn't just eat all of it out of the jar or anything (any of you buying my story???   )

 

In all fairness, it was over a couple days, and I did intend to have it on toast...but every time I opened the jar, I thought I'd just taste a bit before putting the toast on...and then it was gone 

[Mars Orbit 729]

Yes I dooo.

I am ashamed of this.

Why the heck am I posting this on the internet?

[Mesme Rize 15,681]

No. Infact, i am not that big of a fan of peanut butter.

 

But what i actually do, is eating Nutella right out of a Jar sometimes.

[S.F. 1,560]

No. Infact, i am not that big of a fan of peanut butter.

 

But what i actually do, is eating Nutella right out of a Jar sometimes.

 

Yeah I bought a jar of Nutella when I got my peanut butter, and pretty much the same thing happened 

[SolidTwilight 383]

This is what a jar looks like when I am done! i think i may have eaten some plastic getting to all the PB lol.

[S.F. 1,560]

This is what a jar looks like when I am done! i think i may have eaten some plastic getting to all the PB lol.

 

Just think of that plastic as an added extra shot of...I'm struggling to relate plastic to something nutritious 

[North 288]

Not so fond of peanut butter. However, I do like myself some Butterfinger. 

[Attack of the Pwns 894]

Yes, I am guilty. Also, don't know if it's any better than bread, but I usually eat my peanut butter on fajita-sized tortillas.

[masterchaoss 27]

I do penut butter is amazing especially the crunchy kind. I wish those calories had an effect on me I can’t gain any wight ever I could eat three of those things and still be stuck a 160, whitch is really skinny for 6'6", I've been called slender man, walking skeleton, skeletor, ect, all because of my supper metabolism, its also stopped me from playing my favorite sport at a level higher than high school because I can't gain any muscle.

[SolidTwilight 383]

nutella meme inbound! there are so meany good ones! 

[Frostgage 7,972]

No. Infact, i am not that big of a fan of peanut butter.

 

But what i actually do, is eating Nutella right out of a Jar sometimes.

 

 

Yeah I bought a jar of Nutella when I got my peanut butter, and pretty much the same thing happened 

 

You aren't thinking big enough. Get some of both in one spoon and you've got a Reese's <3

[Ridley Wolf 291]

Just think of that plastic as an added extra shot of...I'm struggling to relate plastic to something nutritious 

Essential oils.

 

Those are something good, right?

[Sky Knight 1,172]

Whenever I eat peanut butter right out the jar I just choke.

[Not Yellow Diamond 924]

I did then I got yelled at a lot...

 

Then my mom started bringing home Nuttella and Marshmellow fluff and she gave up...

 

No, I'm not that unhealthy, but i used to  be

[Lightwing 12,955]

Nah, I'm not that desesperate.

 

First of all I pick it up with a spoon, and then is when I eat it.

[S.F. 1,560]

You aren't thinking big enough. Get some of both in one spoon and you've got a Reese's <3

 

...what have you done, my life will never be the same upon this realisation! I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Essential oils.

 

Those are something good, right?

 

 

Haha, well - it will certainly have the oil part! So, that there is half of an essential oil. What we can take from this is, that if @@SolidTwilight, eats two lots of peanut butter with some plastic, the two halves will make up the whole essential oil - therefore more peanut butter=better health 

[Raito 28]

Never right out of the jar and peanut butter is a favorite of mine.

[ChoroChii 284]

Eh, I have before but I don't like to.

[Gearbox10mm 794]

That's about the only way I ever eat it, that is unless it's with some celery sticks. 

 

This is the good stuff right here.

[SolidTwilight 383]

Just getting in the mood to read this topic ;-) 

[S.F. 1,560]

Just getting in the mood to read this topic ;-) 

 

 

And not a slice of bread in sight, I approve!

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,386]

Definitely not. There are only two scenarios where I really like peanut butter, Reese's products or peanut butter & and jelly. On it's own I am not fond of peanut butter, especially if it is just that and nothing else, way too dry. I would need a drink to enjoy it at all.

[SolidTwilight 383]

Definitely not. There are only two scenarios where I really like peanut butter, Reese's products or peanut butter & and jelly. On it's own I am not fond of peanut butter, especially if it is just that and nothing else, way too dry. I would need a drink to enjoy it at all.

I like to drink warm or even hot water when I am eating it because it kind of melts the PB and lets the taste cover more of my tongue.