Advice for Your Future Self

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

40 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

When buying a used vehicle, especially from a private owner, don't go in blind. Give said vehicle a good checkup before deciding whether to purchase it or not. 

Not like I told you to do that or anything....

BUt I'lL lOoK DUmB cRawLInG AroUNd oN tHe GRoUnD

You look even dumber in a junk vehicle you didn't pay attention to

My advice, slow down.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,034]

To my darling future self.

Leave the past to me while you tackle the present and the future. Myself and Lady Fate will make sure you have everything you need. Also I hope you are enjoying your female form. It wasn't easy to acquire! Anyway, Lady Fate leads the way for you as always. Just remember to listen to her and pay attention to each ordeal she puts before you. You will find no better teacher or mentor. Make her proud for both of us. Also, keep refining your wit, spirit, intuition and focus. You're always going to need them.

Hugs and kisses,

Past Self

[TBD 17,228]

Dear to my future-self....

      GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE!

 

(1 mins later...

Damnit...

Repeat. 

        

 

[EpicEnergy 22,082]

Remember your past mistakes so you don't repeat them, but don't let them weigh you down.

[Emerald Heart 24,588]

Don't ever take your ex-friend back.

She isn't worth it

[Sherem 4,807]

Remember, you can't create stories for shit! so don't try to do it again, and also remember, you are to be alone the rest of your life

[Partialgeek514 4,920]

"Don't eat that slimy pink chicken strip." I just hope my future self will listen.  

[applesjck 5,601]

Don't be an idiot. That's all.

[Will Guide 21,325]

Keep smiling and have a positive attitude. You're at the Happiest Place on Earth!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Be more productive and stop stagnating...

[Venomous 18,813]

Really think before you do that, please.