Ask Chaos, Master of Discord

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

If a sequence is provided, the predictable outcome of chaos is to generate an unpredictable continuation of the sequence.

 

if that is so, will the next figure in the sequence be chaotic (which is predictable) or orderly (which would be also predictable)?

[Bright Honor 2,686]

Hello Discord, I'm JTP.

 

And um...sorry but I can't really think of a question at this moment. I guess an introduction will have to do.

[NavelColt 22,881]

If a sequence is provided, the predictable outcome of chaos is to generate an unpredictable continuation of the sequence.

 

if that is so, will the next figure in the sequence be chaotic (which is predictable) or orderly (which would be also predictable)?

 

Chaotic. Predictability has nothing to do with how my chaos works, because one could argue from the very start that it is predictable I'll do something chaotic. Thusly, chaos, chaos and more chaos, without thoughts on predictability.

 

Hello Discord, I'm JTP.

 

And um...sorry but I can't really think of a question at this moment. I guess an introduction will have to do.

 

Well, hello there then, young pony. Hopefully you can come up with some questions.

[Bright Honor 2,686]

Discord, I am going to show you this. I have to say, this is one mean panda:

[Aaappleooza 41]

How many bits would it take to have you throw my next birthday party?

[Vaporeon 1,168]

What is your opinion in Pokemon? And what Pokemon would you have as a partner?

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Discord, can I *twists up a dry washcloth and sits on it out of pure boredom* have a cotton candy cloud? *boing*

(Check my signature to know why I'm talking in pink.)

[NavelColt 22,881]

How many bits would it take to have you throw my next birthday party?

 

If I can make a giant birthday cake bounce house complete with giant fork and spoon guards, then for free.

 

What is your opinion in Pokemon? And what Pokemon would you have as a partner?

 

I must say I've never watched this Pokemon show, so I cannot choose a Pokemon to be my partner; not that I'd ever need one. You silly humans and your visual entertainment.

 

Discord, can I *twists up a dry washcloth and sits on it out of pure boredom* have a cotton candy cloud? *boing*

(Check my signature to know why I'm talking in pink.)

 

Of course my dear, anything at all for a fan of chaos~ *snaps fingers, giant pink cloud flops down on the ground in front of you*

[MrL0LZ 866]

Hey Discord, you're

, aren't you....

And you wouldn't notice if you were say.. missing a few, would you?...*Starts laughing evilly*

[Azura 1,107]

Shouldn't it be "Ask Chaos, Master of Discord"?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Hey Discord, you're

, aren't you....

And you wouldn't notice if you were say.. missing a few, would you?...*Starts laughing evilly*

 

Organs? No, I'm a spirit, I do not possess tangible organs whatsoever. But perhaps I could interest you in these organs, instead. Half-off. Buy now and you receive a free accordion with your purchase. As an added bonus, Pinkie Pie will come to your house and train you how to ward off those pesky seasonal Parasprites.

 

Shouldn't it be "Ask Chaos, Master of Discord"?

 

You're quite right, that would be a much more appropriate title. I do that same word play in my profile, it only makes sense to do it in here as well. *snaps fingers, topic title rearranges itself*

[Azura 1,107]

You're quite right, that would be a much more appropriate title. I do that same word play in my profile, it only makes sense to do it in here as well. *snaps fingers, topic title rearranges itself*

 

Do I get credits?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Do I get credits?

 

Nope, but here, have some free chaos points. Call upon me whenever and I'll come troll a designated target, however you wish, free of charge.

[Azura 1,107]

Nope, but here, have some free chaos points. Call upon me whenever and I'll come troll a designated target, however you wish, free of charge.

 

What a nice perk.

[The Navel JTAC 60]

How exactly did you escape from your prison, I saw the CMC fighting but how did YOU get out?

[NavelColt 22,881]

How exactly did you escape from your prison, I saw the CMC fighting but how did YOU get out?

 

Well now, I assume the CMC are the three fillies of whom were referring to themselves as 'dictionary' and 'dodo' and whatnot. Them fighting in front of my statue was a dipping point, you see. Over the thousand+ years I was sealed in stone, I was solidly kept as a statue, because Tia and Lulu were still in charge of the Elements of Harmony. However, ever since Twilight Sparkle and her little pony friends triumphed over Lulu in her Angsty Nightmare Moon form, Tia and Lulu's power over the Elements were given to the Mane Six.

 

In short, ever since Nightmare Moon was defeated, the spell keeping me in stone was weakening with every day, because the spell was outdated, now that the Elements now had new owners. It had gotten to the point where any teensy tiny little argument, disagreement or other event of strife, would allow me to finally break out of my cemented form. The 'CMC' fighting in front of my statue did just that.

 

So, in all, they were the ones who allowed me to finally break free, but it was a process that started back when Tia's sister was defeated by your Mane Six ponies.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Well now, I assume the CMC are the three fillies of whom were referring to themselves as 'dictionary' and 'dodo' and whatnot. Them fighting in front of my statue was a dipping point, you see. Over the thousand+ years I was sealed in stone, I was solidly kept as a statue, because Tia and Lulu were still in charge of the Elements of Harmony. However, ever since Twilight Sparkle and her little pony friends triumphed over Lulu in her Angsty Nightmare Moon form, Tia and Lulu's power over the Elements were given to the Mane Six.

 

In short, ever since Nightmare Moon was defeated, the spell keeping me in stone was weakening with every day, because the spell was outdated, now that the Elements now had new owners. It had gotten to the point where any teensy tiny little argument, disagreement or other event of strife, would allow me to finally break out of my cemented form. The 'CMC' fighting in front of my statue did just that.

 

So, in all, they were the ones who allowed me to finally break free, but it was a process that started back when Tia's sister was defeated by your Mane Six ponies.

 

Ah, Discord! The most wonderful master of chaos... We have met before, I believe. As you say, everything bad that happens is because of you, Discord, and you made quite a bit of chaos yesterday when you made my new Wii game that costs 30 bucks break! (True story) So, how is Tia doing? Giving her a hard time with your chaos?

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

@@~Chaotic Discord~

Am I your best friend?

Edited August 25, 2012 by Scootabloom

[NavelColt 22,881]

Ah, Discord! The most wonderful master of chaos... We have met before, I believe. As you say, everything bad that happens is because of you, Discord, and you made quite a bit of chaos yesterday when you made my new Wii game that costs 30 bucks break! (True story) So, how is Tia doing? Giving her a hard time with your chaos?

 

*snicker* Can't let you pony's have too much fun~

 

Tia is doing swimmingly. She's just as aggravated at my antics as ever. Lulu first saw me a few nights back and nearly sent me packing out the window with a blue fire blast, a bit melodramatic of a greeting if you ask me. All I did was ask her if she enjoyed her time-out on the moon </3

 

Am I your best friend?

 

Friends? I'm the spirit of chaos, little pony, I do not need friends. I suppose I desire interaction with ponies, as I do so enjoy toying and playing and teasing them, but no, I do not consider myself to have friends. I suggest that if you want friendship, you go knock on Tia's door and ask if she has any spare pony subjects of hers that you can cuddle with.

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

*snicker* Can't let you pony's have too much fun~

 

Tia is doing swimmingly. She's just as aggravated at my antics as ever. Lulu first saw me a few nights back and nearly sent me packing out the window with a blue fire blast, a bit melodramatic of a greeting if you ask me. All I did was ask her if she enjoyed her time-out on the moon </3

 

 

 

Friends? I'm the spirit of chaos, little pony, I do not need friends. I suppose I desire interaction with ponies, as I do so enjoy toying and playing and teasing them, but no, I do not consider myself to have friends. I suggest that if you want friendship, you go knock on Tia's door and ask if she has any spare pony subjects of hers that you can cuddle with.

 

Why did you just stand there when the elements of harmony totally pwned you that one time?

[NavelColt 22,881]

Why did you just stand there when the elements of harmony totally pwned you that one time?

 

I'll have you know I was completely taken aback. I had already won, Equestria was under my rightful rule once again, Tia and Lulu were trapped in their castle, and I had disharmonized all six of those little ponies. Unfortunately it appears I may have...underestimated the purple one. But nonetheless here I am, out and about. The spell wasn't as powerful as Tia and Lulu, and it only lasted a few weeks. Celestia and I worked out a deal. I don't have to be stoned again, as long as I don't try to take over. I've been getting my fill of chaos through pranks and other fun.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

 

So, Discord, can you come bring me to Equestria? I just have an irresistible urge to see and cause chaos... Your not the only one who loves chaos, my lord Discord.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

...Do you grant wishes?

[NavelColt 22,881]

So, Discord, can you come bring me to Equestria? I just have an irresistible urge to see and cause chaos... Your not the only one who loves chaos, my lord Discord.

 

Sorry dear, I may be the spirit of chaos, and I may be able to warp reality, but I can only warp the reality of my dimension, here, I cannot traverse dimensions. If I could though I certainly would, you humans would provide infinite entertainment as you chased the ponies around and tried to give them hugs.

 

...Do you grant wishes?

 

Catch me on a good day, and you may get something akin to your desires, if you ask nicely. Though, I may just screw with the outcome of your wish just for kicks. I'm like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Sorry dear, I may be the spirit of chaos, and I may be able to warp reality, but I can only warp the reality of my dimension, here, I cannot traverse dimensions. If I could though I certainly would, you humans would provide infinite entertainment as you chased the ponies around and tried to give them hugs.

 

Oh, it's ok. I may be able to find SOME way to get to Equestria... In fact, for the last few months, I have been working on a dimension portal. It is almost complete! I shall see you soon, Discord!