KillerKingBakudan 702 May 27, 2017 Share May 27, 2017 You're told about buried treasure in a secluded part of Equestria and decide to go there with a pick axe and a shovel. You reach the designated spot on the map and dig for hours. While you're at it, Maud unexpectedly appears behind you. You turn around and notice a tear rolling down her cheek as she asks what you've done. You say you don't understand and ask her what's wrong. She then shoves you aside and picks up two halves of a rock. She says the rock was her friend Boulder, and that you murdered him. Before you can utter another word, she asks how you'd like it if somepony did this to you, and snatches the pick axe from your hands. When she gives you that blank stare, you know she's really thinking something horrific. What is your gut telling you to do? No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackspedicy 112 May 27, 2017 Share May 27, 2017 I'd blame the whole thing on Pinkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006 May 27, 2017 Share May 27, 2017 Nothing. Due to my many years of loyalty to her cause, I'm sure my goddess Rarity would bestow her protection on to me, killing that morose pretender in the process. The only power here is Rarity, everyone else is nothing but a bug by comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They call me Loyalty 1,948 May 27, 2017 Share May 27, 2017 I kill her too, bang, with the rock I previously murdered. Why not? It's easier! Even the grave is set up and everything. Besides, she's mentally sick, nobody is gonna miss her. Let's be honest. Pinkie pie might act like she cares, but it's mostly pity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGrimoire 4,973 May 27, 2017 Share May 27, 2017 What is boulder doing out of her pocket and in a secluded part of Equestria? He is not real, he can't travel. Second, Boulder is pretty small, I don't think I could break him with a pick ax and shovel unless I was going out of my way just to break this one rock. (Seriously, anyone who has every used a pick ax knows how hard it it to break small rocks with one, they are designed to turn large rocks into smaller rocks after all) Finally, if that did happen, Maud should be ecstatic.... Boulder would not be dead, he would be twins. 4 ~No profound statement needed~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Hoofs 200 May 27, 2017 Share May 27, 2017 Pay my debts by working on the rock farm. Maybe I could see Pinkie Pie if she ever comes around to visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 249 May 28, 2017 Share May 28, 2017 Geez, if you wanted to mine so much you could of just told me.... m8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 May 28, 2017 Author Share May 28, 2017 16 hours ago, GrimGrimoire said: What is boulder doing out of her pocket and in a secluded part of Equestria? He is not real, he can't travel. Second, Boulder is pretty small, I don't think I could break him with a pick ax and shovel unless I was going out of my way just to break this one rock. (Seriously, anyone who has every used a pick ax knows how hard it it to break small rocks with one, they are designed to turn large rocks into smaller rocks after all) Finally, if that did happen, Maud should be ecstatic.... Boulder would not be dead, he would be twins. Rocks don't travel, but Maud wanted a rock pouch for a reason. And I'm sure if she wanted twins, she would have split Boulder in half already. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glacies Frost 428 May 28, 2017 Share May 28, 2017 I'd never have used a pickaxe at all. If I was my ponysona, I'd have access to ice, which would allow me to cherry pick which part of the wall I'd be turning into smaller rocks. But, on the off chance I did "kill" Boulder... well... I'd apologize. A lot... I don't like hurting others, even those who don't show their pain on the outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 May 30, 2017 Author Share May 30, 2017 So.... no concerns that she has your pick axe and is staring you down like she wants revenge? No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdershins 9,959 May 30, 2017 Share May 30, 2017 Die. I would just up and die. Maud would not be one to express her feelings. To go that far to point it out to you & explain it, goes far more to explain her distraught & pain that she's feeling. At that point, clearly there would be no recompense. I have hurt another so deeply that nothing I could do would make up for it. We can argue all we want about that rocks supposed sentience, but what it meant to Maud is inarguable. If at all possible, I would commit Hari-Kiri on my own pickaxe to attempt to regain honor or allow her to strike me down as payment for my trespasses. Geez, peeps. Don't make light of a situation where you killed a mare's best friend! ...and yes, I am petting my own pet rock comfortingly. Whom I've also happened to have named boulder. But it's spelled Bul'Dar. To be original. 15 minutes ago, KillerKingBakudan said: So.... no concerns that she has your pick axe and is staring you down like she wants revenge? Well, it IS Maud, after all. She's also related to Pinkie. Does anyone even think for a moment you could outrun or out-stronghoof her if she really put her mind to it? You know the old adage of a Mare Scorned..... Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeps 297 May 30, 2017 Share May 30, 2017 Well, immediately after reading that, I suppose my first thought would be to run, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,302 May 30, 2017 Share May 30, 2017 Hire Starlight to go back in time and prevent me from doing so. By @Emerald Heart.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phirun Natela 77 May 30, 2017 Share May 30, 2017 (edited) The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit. Edited June 26, 2023 by Phirun Natela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeric 46,848 May 30, 2017 Share May 30, 2017 On 5/27/2017 at 8:39 AM, GrimGrimoire said: Finally, if that did happen, Maud should be ecstatic.... Boulder would not be dead, he would be twins. Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of .... ... ... Hm. What would they take the form and shape of? .... Anyway I would hire the Rock Biter from Neverending Story to be my body guard. I would then secretly have Pinkie sell tickets to the inevitable battle. Then I would take my share and offer it to Maud as damages. That's what I would do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Sheep 77 May 31, 2017 Share May 31, 2017 Take out my knife and shank Maud 5 times. Skin her and then bring her pelt and meat to a major city to sell. Solving the problem while getting profit. Cha-ching! Fear me. I, reaper of souls, representative of darkness, have come to take you to your final destination. Official Chinese Necromancer Sheep with a Bomb of mlpforums. OCs: Sheepious: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sheepious-r9804Myst Blackmane: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/myst-blackmane-strange-one-r9805 欢迎来到mlpforums，兄弟！ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Socks 2,599 May 31, 2017 Share May 31, 2017 I would tell her I did her a favor, there are now TWO boulders now. My OC: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/foxy-socks-r9861 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.Rool Addict 718 May 31, 2017 Share May 31, 2017 Beg for forgiveness Q.Q 2 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGrimoire 4,973 May 31, 2017 Share May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Jeric said: Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of .... ... ... Hm. What would they take the form and shape of? They are Rock Lords in disguise. I still remember that awful Go-Bots film with them in it. Anyway, that is where Boulder comes from. Hey kids I'm Boulder! Who needs semi trucks and jet fighters!? We Rock Lords transform into rocks! And then we just sort of... lay there... and sometimes get lost in the garden... and run over by lawnmowers.... or if we are lucky thrown through someones window.... wait! Where are you going!!!! Oh well.. at least Maud loves me. I seriously wish I was making this crap up. 2 ~No profound statement needed~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Frostflame 3,568 June 1, 2017 Share June 1, 2017 (edited) Wait Maud has emotions? Wait how did I kill Boulder, he's the size of a pebble? As for what I'd do, I'd have no choice but to draw a weapon on her and hope she wants to be reasonable. Otherwise Pinkie will be in the same scenario, and its going to be a never ending chain of revenge. Edited June 1, 2017 by Snowflake Frostflame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 4,873 June 1, 2017 Share June 1, 2017 I would tell her that I didn't kill Boulder, because it is impossible to kill something that was never alive. On 5/30/2017 at 5:34 PM, Bomb Sheep said: Take out my knife and shank Maud 5 times. Skin her and then bring her pelt and meat to a major city to sell. Solving the problem while getting profit. Cha-ching! Lol, omg. I think you confused this topic with the one entitled, "What would you do if you stumbled across an MLP pony in the wilds of Skyrim?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randimaxis 8,652 June 1, 2017 Share June 1, 2017 I would apologize profusely, of quartz... maybe try to convince her that Boulder's onyx way to Rock Heaven. Then, I would tellurite now that I shale try to find a way to make it up to her... ... because I wouldn't take such a situation for granite. 2 ===== ( 0 ) ===== Fnord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 June 1, 2017 Author Share June 1, 2017 Just now, Justin_Case001 said: I would tell her that I didn't kill Boulder, because it is impossible to kill something that was never alive. I'm sure that would register as hate speech in her mind, and she'd react by calling you a "rockist", or some other label. Whatever happens from there can only get more painful. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SugarCoatxMarblePie 701 June 2, 2017 Share June 2, 2017 (edited) I would get Discord to fix it, problem solved. Besides, you can't kill Maud, she can tear apart boulders with her hooves like its made of dried clumps of dirt. Just replace those rocks with your bones is what would happen to you. fatality Not only that, she punches super fast. Her reaction time is supa fast, so no, you guys above wouldn't be able to kill her and Fluttershy would be ashamed (and sad!) if you did. Edited June 2, 2017 by CuriUndersXeno 1 All things that interact with the world exert a force. All things that exert a force have an opposite and equal force. Ergo, nothing immaterial exists [because where would the opposite force be without material as a medium?]. Ergo god doesn't exist immaterially. Also if the universe were infinite itd take infinite time for a god to make it. If it were finite it'd be subject to entropy. Which means an eternal god can't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumekai 735 June 2, 2017 Share June 2, 2017 I would quickly turn off my rock and roll and probably grin awkwardly Ask me or Denshi anything Avatar made by Prophet Signature made by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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