Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Practice the but[t] prayer"

[smk.png 181]

All of right-thinking humanity is on my side. Sandwiches are meant to be cut in half. You would never, unless under extreme duress or madness cut a hot dog in half. Picture yourself at a ball park, or even at a restaurant, cutting a hot dog and you will feel an instinctive, entire repulsion at the very thought of it. You can get a soup with a half sandwich, but you’d never serve a half hot dog with a soup. It’s the equivalent of cutting a pizza with a knife and fork. Pashman says anything “sandwiched is a sandwich.” He’s using the derivative verb to describe the sandwich, so he is proving the premise with itself; it is a complete logical fallacy. I hope they’ll openly boo him.

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

Absolutely.

 

 

Edited October 29, 2018 by Tropical Melody

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"I got you this!" 

'It's half dead!" 

"Just like you!" 

[Quinch 1,121]

"All I've been able to think about recently is what a waste it's all been. I would have followed you anywhere. And we could have done anything, but there's nothing left now.

I'll be gone if you get back and I'm not taking that boy with me. He can just fend for himself. I just wanted to say before you go -

- thank you, I suppose. Because at least you let me have some dreams for a while, and that does count for something."

[Self-Improvement Man 30]

"Ouch! My face!"

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Are we a criminal organization?

"Not in a way that can easily be proven."

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

"My wife tells me I can only ride one and cannot understand why four bikes are not three too many."

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"So grab your glow sticks, clear off your schedules, hit up your next concert, cause I am going full fking cancer, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!" 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Learning arcane [BS] from the 80s can break your computer, but if you're willing to wade through arcane [BS] from programmers in the 90s and 2000s, you can break everyone else's computers, too."

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"If you steal from one, it's plagiarism. If you steal from many, it's research." 

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

They say the heat and the flies here can drive a man insane, but you don't have to believe that, and nor does that bright mauve elephant that just cycled past. 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"Wisconsin man throws beer bottle at bartender when she changes Black Sabbath to Christmas music.

 

 

Not all heroes wear capes." 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"Beige guy just kicked every single one of the wiggles in the balls and is standing in the middle of the carnage, contemplating life. "

And

"If both of their stoic expressed despite don’t say “I love you” nothing will convince you." 

[Guest]

On 11/7/2018 at 9:38 PM, Denim&Venom said:

 

Not all heroes wear capes." 

 

 

Only in RuneScape  

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"I sued the airport for loosing my luggage.

I lost my case." 

[Mirage 24,774]

"Okay so it works on this nut but not that nut!"

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be changed every couple of weeks."

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"There's a shiny side to syphilis." 

[DJ_Vinyl.Scratch_3 202]

"Smells good in here"

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"That's the diet you have on a bad weekend. Not for 50 years straight." 

And

"I don't think surprised. Grateful is the word you want, yeah." 

[PiratePony 8,486]

Is Rob gone? Did Rob leave? Where's Rob?

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders."

[TheSupremeLeaderOfChaos 1,211]

"I didn't think that was really necessary, but ok!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"Nobody in their right mind would come to Helsinki in November. 

Except you, you badass. Welcome."