Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"He looks around, and the only thing that he can say is: 'Oh this is fked!' " 

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"With jeans so tight they're halfway up her ass crack that has to be a girl."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"Don't tell me to hurry up! Hitler once told me to hurry up, I wasn't going to hurry up for him and I'm certainly not going to hurry up for you."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"I had a lot of repeat customers in that battle." 

[Prospekt 11,018]

"He got lost, so he decided to go on a chicken nugget heist."

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"Two Harley dealers looked at me like I had three heads when I tried to explain that I just wanted a simple ignition coil."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"Lucy can't dance to the noise, but she knows what the noise can do!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"Something about women that enjoy dominating a 1500 pound animal doesn't translate well to relationships." 

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"My apologies - I spoil my children, and sometimes they speak when they should listen."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"There he is! The native american, business casual luchadore!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"It's a terrible thing, Pauline, to have total prats for parents. You can't get away from prats for the rest of your life."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"Oh no! Not the flying taint blaster!" 

[Early Sunsets 2,107]

"It's the meat sack ladder."

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"Unplug my computer, there's lightning!"

[Tropical Melody 6,339]

"Problem! What an inadequate way of putting things, Carter. Troubles don't go away by downgrading. I don't have a problem. I have all the sufferings of Jobe visited upon me. My wife is in Broadmoor. Two of my children are dead, the others, are a suicidal lump and an hysterical spastic. My mother is dying, and the elephant is ill."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"He is turning into a public relations nightmare."

"Good, take some of the heat off of me." 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"Jeff Bezos will dominate everybody with his big penis head"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,722]

"Is that smell coming from your cage?"

[Lucky Bolt 35,064]

On 6/4/2019 at 6:46 PM, Denim&Venom said:

"Something about women that enjoy dominating a 1500 pound animal doesn't translate well to relationships." 

’scuse me? 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

BDSM is a variety of often erotic practices or roleplaying involving bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadomasochism. 

Edited June 7, 2019 by Kronos the Revenant

[Denim&Venöm 19,141]

"If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle. I don't see anybody touching the dragon." 

[Prospekt 11,018]

"She smelled like pepper. Like, I felt a sneeze coming when she walked over. What's up with that?"

[Here No Longer 5,276]

"I guess it's important to have plant sex with your ideas"

"Yeah, he uses colorful language"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,722]

"Bloody hell! I'm not made of gas!"

[Lulaypp 2,555]

My neck is cold and my brains is like hot.