Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed." 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Her name is Yoyo? 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

19 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

"You do know it's way more complicated than just sticking it in a machine and turning a dial, don't you?"

For @ExplosionMare – somebody asked if something could be carbon-dated ...

 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"I was anticipating learning opportunities (aka, fuck-ups)"

 

[Handsome Changeling 1,852]

"If you go to A and shove your lightsaber up their asses, I'll go to C and I'll abuse their dads trust me"

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

I didn't realize we were hurting for groceries that badly. 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"You have tried to confirm your identity too many times. Try again in 24 hours."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

    "They are the Panzer elite. Born to compete. Never retreat."  

 "Gay Division!" 

 

[dead account 2,716]

I don't think a syringe will kill you.

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

Dip a little paint, then I do a little dance~!  *Paint drips onto the floor*

[Sliding Bolt 4,360]

“No I’m sneezing in a video game!”

[Cagey 4,257]

“Quoth the raven, ‘Mamacita.’” 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"He wasn't certain of all the details of human sexual relationships, and the ones he was certain of, he still couldn't quite believe"

 

[Handsome Changeling 1,852]

"You ever felt the undying urge to punt a kangaroo? Just like right on the nose?"

(Punt meaning to hit something)

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Mrs Jarvis, if your son is a fruitcake, I need to know about it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Wow... that was the gayest thing I've seen and I run a vegan coffee shop." 

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

They're all the same salad. 

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

#1. "I am absolutely fucking shagged"

#2. "Secondly, pushing your balls through the tiny orifice requires much pumping"

#3. "God I'm pissed"

 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,304]

"Bitch you lack so much class, Marx declared you a utopia." 

[Tao 8,820]

DEFEND THE HOT DOGS!

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"I've always made every effort not to let them go soft."

 

[ExplosionMare 20,913]

Why am I always smiling when I’m angry?

[Samurai Equine 54,649]

You're going backwards in time. I said tell me about the NEWEST update.

[Tropical Melody 7,360]

"Stifle the philosophy, let's get out of here!"

 

[Tao 8,820]

Meme used for my day: