Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,031]

"# Shove me through the fking portal." 

[ExplosionMare 18,397]

My eyes can take blood, but they can't take half naked bear people

[DubWolf 17,694]

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Havent said anything yet  .

Oh wait it says “No context”  

Edited August 3, 2020 by WWolf

[Tropical Melody 7,030]

"and so this morning after a 'Full Spanish breakfast' which constitutes coffee and a smoke (as opposed to a 'fox´s breakfast', which consists of a piss and a quick look round)"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,397]

Why is it yellow?!

[Tropical Melody 7,030]

You know why I didn't see it? I wasn't expecting it to have a roof

 

[Sparklefan1234 176,919]

"Fortune cookies have taken a strange turn." 

[SomeponySparkle 246]

"Another thing that nibmeisters typically do is grinding nibs."

[Samurai Equine 53,875]

Nope! Rosemary Chicken.

[SomeponySparkle 246]

“I don’t know if she’s being sarcastic or not; I just can’t tell!”

[Cagey 4,251]

“So is every book a chapter?”

“…What?”

“Or is it every couple of books?”

“…You don’t know how chapters work?”

“No, I do. It’s like seasons of TV shows!”

“…You don’t know how chapters work.”

[TotallyNotNyx 15,571]

"I work hard so my truck has a better life"

[Samurai Equine 53,875]

Oh, well... Okay. I thought we came out here for more than food, but I won't press the issue.

[SomeponySparkle 246]

"They said to turn on your hazards so they'll know where you are"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls."

[SomeponySparkle 246]

"People are idiots even in the best of times."

[Tropical Melody 7,030]

And do you remember the other guy, you know, the big guy, used to wear a beret with a moustache. I don't mean the beret had the moustache ...

 

[Cagey 4,251]

“Minorities? What’s a minority?”

[AppleButt 8,680]

“I love libraries cause they’re always so quiet!”

 

”Dude this is Barnes and Noble”

[Cagey 4,251]

“Are you ready? Are you ready? Hang on, I gotta jump around first.”

[ExplosionMare 18,397]

7 hours ago, AppleButt said:

“I love libraries cause they’re always so quiet!”

 

”Dude this is Barnes and Noble”

Hey, that IS a real library!

[Samurai Equine 53,875]

Declined?!  Not even a counteroffer? B-but... It was a good offer. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Why am I still getting hate?"

[Tropical Melody 7,030]

"Yes I know you can get different media for sand blasting, like, I dunno, soda, vapour, coconut shells, Tinkerbell's toenails ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,031]

I am this level of useless gay and do not like it