Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,051]

Please do not feed me, I have my own special food provided

 

[Tropical Melody 7,051]

His name is Joey and he's a African grey parrot. I doubt he wrote that message tho (altho he can talk – it's a printed notice on the bar of the Pear Tree Inn at Worcester, his cage stands in the adjacent corner).

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Well, I am gonna have to take a bite out of this ass to see if it really is cola-flavored."

[Ragland Tiger 3,472]

"Ever make mistakes in life? Let's make them birds. Yeah, they're birds now."

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

"I'm sure murders in the ocean are the least of our worries."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Do not eat packet."

[Longhaul 7,227]

"Pink panthers don’t eat orange tabbies, it’s too much vitamin C."

[Tropical Melody 7,051]

The resistive element comprises of a thin film of nickel-chrome alloy evaporated onto a high thermal conductivity ceramic core

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

🎶Take me down to the Liquor Hole City / where the sign is beer and the green is shitty🎶

Edited September 23, 2020 by Kronos the Revenant

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Are you ready..to face the unending horror..of the face of Marcus Fenix?"

[Ragland Tiger 3,472]

Recall all the things that Tin Man [from The Wizard Of Oz] longed for. To be tender, gentle, sentimental...to be emotional, feel devotion, etc. We can all do that. We already have the ability. You don’t need someone to give you a heart. Use the one you have.

Edited September 24, 2020 by Ragland Tiger
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[ExplosionMare 18,532]

My brain farts a lot

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

"I refuse to die until things are better, and that is a threat." 

[ExplosionMare 18,532]

This is what I have come-be!

[Tropical Melody 7,051]

"This thing, it's as rigid as a rigid thing on National Rigid Day. It ain't going to get much stiffer I don't think without spending squillions of pounds"

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

“Come out right now”

”Okay, Mom, I’m gay”

”I know that, smartass, I mean come out to the car”

”Car, I’m gay.”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"She wouldn't cheat on her husband. What a slut!"

[Cagey 4,255]

“If you break my bouncy ball, I will break you.”

A few hours later— “I know what a ing bovine is!”

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

"All hail the tribal chief's pecs!" 

[Tropical Melody 7,051]

"We talked central locking and kill switches in the side stand and oil and such (that is to say, I talked, he pretended to not look confused)"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,047]

"You shoved a magic duck up my uterus?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,051]

Ah, has the proletarian lumpen infrastructure been stabilised by the taking out of the pseudo-bourgeois dictator element?

"Er, you mean, 'Is the drunk slug dead?'"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,532]

Someone was doing jump rope with a grandma back there

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"It looks like you've tied a little person to a chair and you're gonna torture him."

"No, I've tied a Leprechaun to a chair...and yeah, I was gonna cut him to pieces."

[Quackkyy The Pegasus 222]

"How are you?"

Not every day is interesting.