Tropical Melody 7,418 June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 It’s like those folk that spent ages queuing to get into Primark on their first day of opening. Really, you have done without a new pair of knickers for months, why the rush now? 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 21,367 June 9, 2021 Share June 9, 2021 Why will nobody cut this?! Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 9, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 9, 2021 "Your teen comes homes and smells like marijuana. Now what?" "This calls for air guitar!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 10, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 10, 2021 "Where's the pride flag?" "Fk knows. Just put out the twister mat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 June 10, 2021 Share June 10, 2021 "Bro, that tasted like dementia. Did you lace my water bottle with dementia?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,418 June 11, 2021 Share June 11, 2021 "Where are you off to, darling? I'm afraid there's a queue for the toilets" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 21,367 June 12, 2021 Share June 12, 2021 She’s giving birth to herself! Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,418 June 12, 2021 Share June 12, 2021 There was movement, though, no doubt about it. And it came from outside The Shed's window, the window in The Shed's smallest room, which I keep open to allow the exit of evil miasmas and the like. 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,483 June 12, 2021 Share June 12, 2021 “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 June 13, 2021 Share June 13, 2021 "Looking at the world God made, maybe humanity should revoke God's art privileges." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 13, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 13, 2021 " *adjusts crotch monocle* " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,418 June 13, 2021 Share June 13, 2021 "An experienced 'Employee Of The Month' always keeps a brick of lead in his hat." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 June 14, 2021 Share June 14, 2021 "Heads in the coffee table, body parts all over the bedroom, some silly Southern bit swinging a sword all around. What's it gonna take, a sword up the ass before you believe me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 21,367 June 15, 2021 Share June 15, 2021 My body is ready for the squishy balls! Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 16, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 16, 2021 "Death, taxes and the lucha scene being a everchanging clusterfuck." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 18, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 18, 2021 "Church sucks because they won't let you fk dragons!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Here No Longer 5,286 June 18, 2021 Share June 18, 2021 "Does anybody like f***ing cars?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 21, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 21, 2021 "There seems to be a deceptively large crossover between weebs, furries, fans of Sabaton, and fans of Powerwolf." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 June 22, 2021 Share June 22, 2021 "Morbius, the Living Vampire; also known as, that dipshit that looks like Edward Scissorhands." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplosionMare 21,367 June 22, 2021 Share June 22, 2021 Noo! Too many kid sacrifices! Boom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,440 June 23, 2021 Share June 23, 2021 "Oh, yeah? Well, The Jerk Store called; they're running-out of you!" By @Emerald Heart.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 June 25, 2021 Share June 25, 2021 "You play as vladimir putin in a pot, seeking out a sickle to pair with your hammer." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 25, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 25, 2021 "Dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 26, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 26, 2021 "What? Why are you looking at me like that? You worried that I can't count that high?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,375 June 27, 2021 Author Subscriber Share June 27, 2021 "Bitch, that's a prescription. We're both stupid!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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