Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,412]

It’s like those folk that spent ages queuing to get into Primark on their first day of opening. Really, you have done without a new pair of knickers for months, why the rush now?

 

[ExplosionMare 21,346]

Why will nobody cut this?!

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

"Your teen comes homes and smells like marijuana. Now what?"

"This calls for air guitar!" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

"Where's the pride flag?" 

"Fk knows. Just put out the twister mat."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Bro, that tasted like dementia. Did you lace my water bottle with dementia?"

[Tropical Melody 7,412]

"Where are you off to, darling? I'm afraid there's a queue for the toilets"

 

[ExplosionMare 21,346]

She’s giving birth to herself!

[Tropical Melody 7,412]

There was movement, though, no doubt about it. And it came from outside The Shed's window, the window in The Shed's smallest room, which I keep open to allow the exit of evil miasmas and the like.

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Looking at the world God made, maybe humanity should revoke God's art privileges."

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

" *adjusts crotch monocle* "

[Tropical Melody 7,412]

"An experienced 'Employee Of The Month' always keeps a brick of lead in his hat."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Heads in the coffee table, body parts all over the bedroom, some silly Southern bit swinging a sword all around. What's it gonna take, a sword up the ass before you believe me?"

[ExplosionMare 21,346]

My body is ready for the squishy balls!

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

"Death, taxes and the lucha scene being a everchanging clusterfuck."

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

"Church sucks because they won't let you fk dragons!" 

[Here No Longer 5,286]

"Does anybody like f***ing cars?"

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

"There seems to be a deceptively large crossover between weebs, furries, fans of Sabaton, and fans of Powerwolf." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Morbius, the Living Vampire; also known as, that dipshit that looks like Edward Scissorhands."

[ExplosionMare 21,346]

Noo! Too many kid sacrifices!

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

"Oh, yeah? Well, The Jerk Store called; they're running-out of you!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"You play as vladimir putin in a pot, seeking out a sickle to pair with your hammer."

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

"Dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

"What? Why are you looking at me like that? You worried that I can't count that high?" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,371]

"Bitch, that's a prescription. We're both stupid!"