Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Of course she's lesbian. What straight woman owns a lizard and drives a bus?" 

[Totally Nyx 36,399]

It's where you experience the circumstance day.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"I realized like 10 years too late that you can probably frick these." 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Hey, baby!"

"Get away from me you creep"

 

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

Tape is not a raceway.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Merry Birthiversary!"

[Sparklefan1234 179,136]

1 hour ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"Merry Birthiversary!"

 

"It doesn't feel like a day on MLP Forums unless I see those words." 

 

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Its shipped"

"When" 

"No idea"

"Where's it at?"

"Somewhere between here and wherever they make those junk Belarus tractors"

"I thought you said it was coming from Chicago?"

"Close enough "

[ExplosionMare 21,020]

“I have to pee but I don’t wanna go to work.“

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Doms vs. Subs fighting in the chat right now!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 22, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Did you ever tell your bros they're looking extra submissive and breedable tonight?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

Hey Siri !"

"Yes?"

"Why is there a laptop in my truck? Aw, she hung up on me!"

 

[ExplosionMare 21,020]

Let’s get out of this cloud!

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"He’s been wearing those dusty ass red shorts so long - they’re more faded than Matt Riddle at a Cypress Hill show."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

On 2022-04-01 at 3:29 PM, ExplosionMare said:

Let’s get out of this cloud!

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The Rolling Stones – Hey Yiou! (Get Off Of My Cloud)

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Some people might lose or gain weight in a year, but Cole took that time to transform into a Pakistani-American billionaire."

[ExplosionMare 21,020]

When I’m counting on my fingers, I’m thinking about slicing off my fingers.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"It is the year 2022 and there has never been a polyamorous, genderqueer, indigenous furry on the supreme court. I hope president Biden does the right thing." 

[ExplosionMare 21,020]

Poor Santa…he’s a married man!!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"swearing the revenge"

[Totally Nyx 36,399]

Did we just make a dad joke inside a dad joke?

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"That MGK cover of Aerials just aborted a child I haven't even conceived yet."

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

"Have you ever been a safe? It's cold, empty, and rarely opened."

[Totally Nyx 36,399]

It's like a danger cupcake with murder icing.