Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

In the second scroll of Wen The Eternally Surprised is written a story concerning one day when the apprentice Clodpool, in a rebellious mood, approached Wen and spake thusly:

'Master, what is the difference between a humanistic, monastic system of belief in which wisdom is sought by means of an apparently nonsensical system of questions and answers, and a lot of mystic gibberish made up on the spur of the moment?'

Wen considered this for some time, and at last said: 'A fish!'

And Clodpool went away, satisfied. 
 

[Brony Number 42 10,097]

That's not even Bazzoka Joe funny, that's Laffy Taffy level.

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"Can confirm, I am a satanic furry." 

[Sparklefan1234 184,733]

16 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"Can confirm, I am a satanic furry." 

 

"Santa's a furry?" 

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

"It's beautiful, in a Mad Max kind of way."

 

[Castle Bleck 19,514]

"I don't know where I am, and I'm hungry!"

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"I don't know the exact answer but I can tell you this: the Mudvayne to Archspire pipeline is real." 

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"Pokemon are born to win battles, Digimon are born win wars."

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

"If we end up having a pop quiz today in British Lit I will be committing mass murder."

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"Reblog if you would Spock a fiver." 

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

"I mean, doesn't it change history even if you just tread on an ant?"

"For the ant, certainly."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,500]

"You're Admiral Piett levels of safety when it comes to my wrath. Unlike Needa and Ozzel."

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

 "What is your sexuality?" 

 "German." 

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

Open the box with the crowbar that you will find inside...

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"Weird monster" is a tired gimmick at this point. "Big dude wearing metal shirts acting as a bodyguard for a vegan douchebag", however, is quite fresh lol."

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"TIL the Queen faked her death just to avoid being suspected of robbing Coolio."

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"Should we play Gangsta's Paradise and Megadeth back to back?"

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

"If that doesn’t work, I am going to wear my underpants on my head, shove two pencils up my nose and shout ‘wibble’..."   

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"It's like somebody injected steroids into Dumbledore." 

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,826]

Yesterday:

"All of you on that side, versus me on this side."

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

 

"Beware of the old man in a place where people die young"

[Tropical Melody 8,407]

When you got older, you found out that you now wasn't you then. You then was a twerp.

 

[Cagey 4,261]

"Hey babe, wanna allopatrically speciate? 'Cause I want to leave you."

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"If a horse can pilot a Gundam, then any animal can pilot a Gundam." 

[Denim&Venöm 21,169]

"You smoke too much reefer, traffic lady."