Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "Finish this sentence. Elsie didn't-"

 "St in the living room?"

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"They also have three cats, but Mrs. C is allergic to kitties, and the kitties know it."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,401]

My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. -- Harry S. Truman

[Cagey 4,248]

“You sound like a goose with issues.”

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"You! Using my light bulb, like you're some kind of Norwegian royalty!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "I'm here to make an announcement, Ash Ketchum is a bitch ass mother fker!

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"I love the thought of you and your partner sat in an idealistic little quiet cabin blasting cannibal corpse."

[Castle Bleck 19,364]

"Do not touch that mushroom, you'll die!"

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"I hate instructions, it always leads to problems..."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"... just in case this goes wrong; I've got no interest is getting hypothermia just for the sake of a video..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "Oh my lawd, water is hella tasty!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Oh my god, there's a spider in my bed."

*s-w-i-p-e*

"Sorry dude, off you go ... let's try again. So, my sleep system for this trip is ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "Shit I thought it was cigars and unscented hand towelettes."

"My hungry ass thought those were burritos."

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"Love Florida – even our rust is not really rust."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

Three puffs and it's up.

Superb air pillow.

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,401]

51 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

Three puffs and it's up.

Superb air pillow.

 

Edited January 1, 2023 by Ragland Tiger

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"As I reviewed the friendships I had had over the years, I had to conclude that the most interesting ones involved the seriously impaired – the Moe Howard account, the drunken, the mind-smoked, those who began each day with a nervous breakdown, people who hung on to the sides of the planet with suction cups."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"I managed to get myself that Covid thing again! That's twice I've tried it out, both times I've not enjoyed it at all..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

 "I'm sorry I acted like that. It will happen again." 

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"See that worked! It did not require Hammer of Thor levels of aggression."

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“So if I go into the TV and snap Bakugou’s neck 3/4ths of the way, then he’ll become a purgatory rat.”

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"You know this would be a lot easier if it wasn't so hard. I'm just saying."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Jokes on you, she was GAY AS FUCK from the start. You are overcooking the pasta."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 22, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 6,250]

"I'll realign the clamp, in case he wants to take it to a car show – he doesn't wanna lose points for having a badly aligned radiator hose clamp..."