Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,249]

" – you said I could do it, so don't yell at me later"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "And here is George Washington straight-up punching a tiger." 

[Sparklefan1234 171,109]

What inspires wrestling duck fan fiction? 

[Samurai Equine 51,665]

Glue dust! 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "It's the worst storm of the century. And L.A. still doesn't get any rain." " 

[Tropical Melody 6,249]

On 2023-05-07 at 6:49 AM, Samurai Equine said:

Glue dust! 

Glitter!

 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,249]

"Alrighty, it's the next day, we're reaching critical Jeep mass, here we have a Jeep, here's another Jeep, there's another Jeep over there ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "I know there are desperate sluts in my area! I have a mirror!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"That Babylonian twink is King David." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"OUR BABIES GENDER IS ESCAPING!"

[Tropical Melody 6,249]

"Actually these ones are not too bad, there are others that are much more difficulterer..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"I ended up beating him up a couple times and choking him out with my legs and I swear this romance story started."

[Tropical Melody 6,249]

"A small stream forms the border between Latvia and the old Soviet Union – no one knows what it is called – something unpronounceable..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"Well that was a long walk down a windy beach to a cafe that was closed." 

[Dreambiscuit 9,819]

Today I'd be a rock, but rocks have to much personality, so I'll be plaster. 

[Tropical Melody 6,249]

"With the wind, usually there's no reward, there's just wind, the wind can blow all day, and if ya listen really hard, sometimes ya can hear the wind laughing at ya."

 

Edited May 15, 2023 by Tropical Melody
Typos

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "How are you a nine Inch Nails fan, but also homophobic?" 

[Cash In 22,350]

"18 hours for a hamburger. I should put that on my resume."

[misaokuser89 139]

"drop down, gimmie five"

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "Anything sounds weird enough when you throw enough money at it."

[Tropical Melody 6,249]

"Random dude with his shirt off! And his walking stick ..."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

So you're saying that my good grades were a lie?

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "I'm so glad the Punic war is over. And the alps sure are bea-

 Is that a fking elephant!?" 

[Mirage 24,770]

"I can't make it in today because my eyes are burning."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,249]

"In the name of science, and I'm starving, Jason brought some MRE's ..."