Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

"That's hot."

"Yeah, it is. But it would solve a lot of my problems."

[Samurai Equine 51,665]

Well, I don't know if it's the same one; but as long as it's not in my room anymore, that's all that matters. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"What is up my theydies and gentilethems?"  

[Tropical Melody 6,248]

His ego stood very still, holding its breath while it recomputed its own survival odds.

 

[Nitobit 1,840]

 Try again, but this time use base64 encoding.

 ...

[They call me Loyalty 1,948]

"To be or not to be". Oh, the irony of this quote given its context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "That rap wasn't released. It fking escaped." 

[Tropical Melody 6,248]

<Answerphone message> "Hi, this is Mary Louise, I had the Mexican Jalapino bean chilli dip, and washed it down with a gallon of gin. I'll be in and out all day."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

"I mean it's not much of a knight anyway, considering that he has fallen off the horse at some point."

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"Uhh, one second guys, my moms calling me. Uh, hey mom, one second. I'm flying to get that zaza."

 "What does that mean?" 

"It means I'm lowkey in a battle bus." 

[Samurai Equine 51,665]

 ...Nope. Can't even quote that out of context without raising a bunch of eyebrows.

[Tropical Melody 6,248]

This content isn't available at the moment. When this happens, it's usually because the owner only shared it with a small group of people or changed who can see it, or it's been deleted.

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"Where is the foil that's on sale?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "I'm sure Tempest likes to watch a Lacey Evans match."

 "Satt, what the fk?" 

 "What the fudge cakes indeed..." 

[Tropical Melody 6,248]

"They came on in the same old way, and we defeated them in the same old way."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,679]

"I trimmed my fringe and have gone the full Sabrina."

[Samurai Equine 51,665]

I wanted gray, but I guess purple will do.

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "Bon Jovi is the band. You’re thinking of Bon Jovi’s monster."

[Tropical Melody 6,248]

"If anyone wants to buy a knowledgable YouTuber's second grade sketchbook, hit me up."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,248]

Poison dart frogs – it's an important distinction to note that it's the indians who use the poison darts, not the frogs...

 

[Auroraderp 627]

"I mean, you're spittin facts,

but sometimes facts are better kept to ones self."

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "If you screw up a meal, just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway."

[Tropical Melody 6,248]

"Detox treatments are all the rage these days, purging those nasty toxins from your body – some people go on juice cleanses, or take shots of apple cider vinegar – while kookier celebrities, like Gwyneth Paltrow, went on an eight days goat's milk cleanse – I feel sorry for the goat ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "Is that gray?

 Aww Fk me!"

[Cagey 4,248]

"We should get her some cat grass. So she can graze. Like a cow."