Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

I'm about to turn tail and run. 

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

• Horse rides
• Pony rides
• Kill the gangster clown
• Face painting

[Wizard 1,529]

"I love you"

"Who are you?"

[Lawyer Slip 2,628]

4 hours ago, Wizard said:

"I love you"

"Who are you?"

This is surprising relatable IRL for me.

"And you can't do it why?"

"Because my fusion grenade ran out if ammo, duh!"

[Wizard 1,529]

 "We have decided to award you [title]"
 "Oh man, oh man, oh man, what do I get?"
 "£28!"
 "..."

[Brony Number 42 10,070]

We are using clamps to hold the bar to mount the box to hold the bar to weld so the bar can hold the box.

[Wizard 1,529]

Moments ago, Brony Number 42 said:

We are using clamps to hold the bar to mount the box to hold the bar to weld so the bar can hold the box.

My head hurts

[Nitobit 1,878]

"My eye is missing." 

[Lawyer Slip 2,628]

21 minutes ago, Brony Number 42 said:

We are using clamps to hold the bar to mount the box to hold the bar to weld so the bar can hold the box.

Yes this makes perfect sense to me.

It's just like going far and being further to decide once to get really far and be more like go further and get like further go far.

 

 Hold on lemme borrow your heart

 I'M DYING AAAAA!!!!

 Oh wait did you need that?

[Rock-O-Jello 221]

"This smells spoiled. Do you want me to dump it?"

[Nitobit 1,878]

"If we're supposed to be friends I don't think killing should be involved." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

 "Now that you've got no more urine left in you...

How are you going to get out of this tetrahedron?" 

[Wizard 1,529]

 "I'm tired"

 "What time did you get to bed last night?"

 "Uh... 3 days ago"

 "Oh..."

 *Awkward silence*

[Wizard 1,529]

9 hours ago, Nitobit said:

"If we're supposed to be friends I don't think killing should be involved." 

I just read where this was from lol, nice catch

[Lawyer Slip 2,628]

12 hours ago, Nitobit said:

"If we're supposed to be friends I don't think killing should be involved." 

Hey, I said that! 

 

Ah yes the four food groups 

And those are? 

Potato, Potato, Potato, and Water Ice 

. . . Huh? 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,209]

"Like, it sounds like here, we almost got Ecuadorians conquering the world." 

[Wizard 1,529]

 "Tomorrow is my second therapist appointment"

 "Oh, good luck!"

 "...For what?"

 "I... Uh... Nothing, nevermind."

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Mummy curses are actually real. I think what happened was, when they opened King Tutankhamun's tomb they unleashed a biblical plague of missing 10mm sockets upon the world - and until someone else can come up with a better explanation, that's the one I'm going with"

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,628]

12 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

"Mummy curses are actually real. I think what happened was, when they opened King Tutankhamun's tomb they unleashed a biblical plague of missing 10mm sockets upon the world - and until someone else can come up with a better explanation, that's the one I'm going with"

 

LOL 

 

CONFOUND THOSE DOVER BOYS! OOH HOW I HATE THEM! I HATE TOM! I HATE DICK! AND I HATE LARRY! THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK! 

*Proceeds to down 15 shots in under 7 seconds*

Confound them. 

Edited March 27, 2024 by Lawyer Slip

[Treeglow Flicker 13,779]

Soon I shall have the rank of "Short Stack"

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

...I suppose I could have told him that's the wrong box. 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"But wait, there's more! Of course, there always is ..."

 

[Mirage 24,771]

'I just didn't want to bother you...until I wanted to bother you.'

[Lawyer Slip 2,628]

 The charge is the greatest honor of all. For it is the honor of leading an army into glorious battle. The only way to dishonor the charge is for there to be no charge at all. If you do not charge, you dishonor the charge and the great warriors in the stars who have led the charge before you. You tarnish their legacy, and therefore your own.

 Ummm, are you gonna order or not?

Oh, yes I'd like one of those delicious, what were they called, oh yes, Cook eez if you would be so honored.

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

Hey, powder-puff! Hows about you and me nosing through the garbage together?