Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ragland Tiger 3,381]

“If you want to tell someone the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise they’ll kill you”

[Samurai Equine 50,803]

Can't even put up much of anything right now. It's just a hole in the ground. Well, more like a dip in the ground. 

[Wizard 1,115]

"I have a monster inside, and it craves cookies."

Edited March 31 by Wizard

[DubWolf 17,213]

“PIZZAAA, P-P-P-PIZZAAA !”

[Denim&Venöm 18,576]

"Me: 

"My dumbass cow that just ate a fking flat screen: " 

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

My friends:

Me who just realized what retroactive means: I did it!  I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW!!!

[Denim&Venöm 18,576]

 "Are you there god?

It's me, a second, more powerful god." 

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

Sorry for breaking the fabric of reality 

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

How dare you say something like that In front of my Halberstadt D.V

[Wizard 1,115]

"I know it's 7am... But I want buffalo wings"

[Tropical Melody 5,965]

"In this house, we'll obey the laws of thermodynamics!" 

 

 

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

Me: Do you guys think farts are combustible? 

My friends: . . . . WHAT THE F*CK MAN?!?! 

[Sinking Rocky 11]

"Does that mean we can make a hybrid of an apple and a dog through nuclear transfer?"

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

"I mean it's not impossible. Someone did it once, and everyone after that person failed. But that won't stop me!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,576]

 "Waffle House isn't a place you go. It's a place you end up at." 

[Tropical Melody 5,965]

"I hate it when you see those images of intensively reared battery farmed rocks. This is how they should be, look - running wild in fields."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,576]

"All the bitter, divorced people go to Amon Amarth."

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

 "Just please, let me go free"

" So you don't want us to kill the whelp?"

 "Oh no by all means kill the whelp. Do whatever you want to him, just let me go."

" . . . "

[Mirage 24,747]

'Sorry man, I ran into your house'

(Yeah, true story today )

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

29 minutes ago, Mirage said:

'Sorry man, I ran into your house'

(Yeah, true story today )

Would you care to tell me in a DM? That sounds awful, and if I can, I'd like to make you feel better 

[Mirage 24,747]

1 minute ago, Lawyer Slip said:

Would you care to tell me in a DM? That sounds awful, and if I can, I'd like to make you feel better 

It's fine. I live in a stone house, so his car is what suffered.  It was just a major DOH moment for a neighbor.

But you are very sweet thank you. 

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

Moments ago, Mirage said:

It's fine. I live in a stone house, so his car is what suffered.  It was just a major DOH moment for a neighbor.

But you are very sweet thank you. 

Hey man, anytime. 

I always try to make other people feel better when they're feeling down about something. 

I just seem to forget to make myself feel better. 

[Brony Number 42 10,057]

It's time or space, not both.

[Mirage 24,747]

2 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said:

I just seem to forget to make myself feel better. 

I just listen to music...

Cheer up! You are a darling. Be good to yourself. Maybe @Totally Nyx will do the happy dance for you.

(I don't dance)

[Totally Nyx 35,972]

"You've been trolled, you've been trolled, 'cause your pizza roll is cold."

8 hours ago, Mirage said:

I just listen to music...

Cheer up! You are a darling. Be good to yourself. Maybe @Totally Nyx will do the happy dance for you.

(I don't dance)

*performs the happy dance for @Lawyer Slip*