Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Starlight Serenade 2,942]

"We can go anywhere in a balloon!"

 

[TechnoZ 1,185]

If you are a Cookie, im a Potato. Or was it otherwise? 

[Samurai Equine 50,803]

Country music from the UK hits different.

[Tropical Melody 5,965]

"I know exactly what it feels like to be Michelangelo ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

8 hours ago, Totally Nyx said:

"You've been trolled, you've been trolled, 'cause your pizza roll is cold."

*performs the happy dance for @Lawyer Slip*

YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! 

"Wait, why is it upside down?! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT IT F*CKING UPSIDE DOWN!!!!" 

[Samurai Equine 50,803]

My 2nd favorite restaurant AND a treat? What's the occasion? 

[Silly Druid 6,849]

"She was not nervous, if somepony said she was nervous then they were a traitor to the state harboring dangerous ideas and, should be reported to the nearest guard. (...) Diplomacy was her forte, she was so great at it that all the diplomats from the other nations only needed to talk to her once, and she never saw them again."

Edited April 7 by Silly Druid

[Tropical Melody 5,965]

"I don't know about you folks, but I always take an umbrella to the toilet ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

 "Not sure why it did the exact opposite of what it was supposed to do, but for some reason it still worked as intended."

 " . . . My brain just became the blue screen of death due to how little that made sense . . . "

[TechnoZ 1,185]

 

lul

[Denim&Venöm 18,576]

 "My notifications were “Breaking: Earthquake” “4.8 Earthquake Shakes the Eastern Seaboard” and “Loki Nearly Kills Everybody (Again)”

[DubWolf 17,213]

"He's dragging his ass to the Hollow Earth ".

[Samurai Equine 50,803]

I knew I recognized that voice even in Japanese! 

[Tropical Melody 5,965]

"I think the best way to clean this seat cover is by throwing it directly in the trash ..."

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,495]

 "No, he is not qualified. He is the biggest and most stupid moron I have ever laid eyes on. There is no one and there never has been anyone who is, was, or will be, stupider than him, and you just put him in charge of the entire facility."

 "So, does that mean I do get a raise?" 

" . . . "

Edited April 8 by Lawyer Slip

[Silly Druid 6,849]

"Have you all seen the sun today? It's absolutely yellow!"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,595]

"You must have done something to offend the Pegasi."

[Castle Bleck 19,318]

"A long, long time ago (sometime last Monday)"

[Starlight Serenade 2,942]

  "Is your cutie mark a compass? Because my heart always points towards you".

 

[TechnoZ 1,185]

"If i would count Shooting Stars, i would only count one. And this one is you"

[Tropical Melody 5,965]

"Oh and one last thing - for Pete's sake don't melt and drink yellow snow. Do I really need to explain why?"

 

[Totally Nyx 35,972]

"I just ate cheese that brought zero joy. Words cannot express my disappointment."

[Samurai Equine 50,803]

You did say No Pickles, right? 

[Tao 7,458]

Double meat.......................

[Starlight Serenade 2,942]

"MOVIN' RIGHT ALONG IN SEARCH OF GOOD TIMES AND GOOD NEWS"~