Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[DubWolf 18,291]

"Do what's due".

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"For some reason urban areas don't like it when you use explosives in their sewers ..."

 

[Totally Nyx 36,395]

He died as he lived: at the bottom of the ocean.

[Samurai Equine 54,622]

Well, so much for the stage and the suit. 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"Today we're going to talk about freight car springs – I've had many requests ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,295]

 "What the fk has happened to the sun?" 

[Samurai Equine 54,622]

I wanted a red pair, but they were all laced. 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

I wish I could go back to when I didn't know this

 

[Ganondorf8 11,680]

Only two more days and my current nightmare is over.

[Samurai Equine 54,622]

 I can see things I don't want to see!!

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

1. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.

2. Treat every weapon as if it is loaded.

3. Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy.

4. Know your target and what's behind it.

 

5. When shit blows up, the pieces go somewhere... take precautions accordingly

 

[Silly Druid 7,616]

vcmieagles

[Denim&Venöm 20,295]

"Much of Maine is just Kentucky with a beach."

[Samurai Equine 54,622]

If you put meat in this blender, I am unplugging myself and running away. No blend meat!

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

"You say you're cynical about politics?  Don't flatter yourself.  Cynicism  comes when you know too much.  You, on the other hand, haven't bothered to learn anything."

[Treeglow Flicker 14,208]

"Generations of great houses. Wiped out because a single wedding guest said that the bunting in the main hall looked depressing."

[Denim&Venöm 20,295]

"So why can't I rinse my balls in the Burger King soda dispenser?!"

[Samurai Equine 54,622]

Choose your quotes wisely, everyone. 

[Tropical Melody 7,342]

"I might have to go to my notes, because I have the attention span of a napkin ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,295]

 "A fairy dragon? Holy st!" 

[Lawyer Slip 3,016]

"I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Screamed the dust speck.

[Denim&Venöm 20,295]

"Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls.

Just like grammar used to make." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,295]

"Yet another good pikeman feminized by sword wielding homosexuals, also known as Spaniards."

[Iforgotmybrain 6,840]

“It has English and French on it instead of English and Spanish, so it’s probably from Canada”

[Samurai Equine 54,622]

Wait, does that make Ornstein Spongebob and Smough Patrick?