Samurai Equine 48,688 May 31 Share May 31 Well, so much for the stage and the suit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 May 31 Share May 31 "Today we're going to talk about freight car springs – I've had many requests ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 June 2 Author Share June 2 "What the fk has happened to the sun?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 June 2 Share June 2 I wanted a red pair, but they were all laced. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 June 2 Share June 2 I wish I could go back to when I didn't know this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,226 June 2 Share June 2 Only two more days and my current nightmare is over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 June 3 Share June 3 I can see things I don't want to see!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 June 3 Share June 3 1. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot. 2. Treat every weapon as if it is loaded. 3. Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy. 4. Know your target and what's behind it. 5. When shit blows up, the pieces go somewhere... take precautions accordingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silly Druid 6,461 June 3 Share June 3 vcmieagles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 June 3 Author Share June 3 "Much of Maine is just Kentucky with a beach." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 June 4 Share June 4 If you put meat in this blender, I am unplugging myself and running away. No blend meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,317 June 4 Share June 4 "You say you're cynical about politics? Don't flatter yourself. Cynicism comes when you know too much. You, on the other hand, haven't bothered to learn anything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,295 June 5 Share June 5 "Generations of great houses. Wiped out because a single wedding guest said that the bunting in the main hall looked depressing." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 June 5 Author Share June 5 "So why can't I rinse my balls in the Burger King soda dispenser?!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 June 6 Share June 6 Choose your quotes wisely, everyone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 June 6 Share June 6 "I might have to go to my notes, because I have the attention span of a napkin ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 June 7 Author Share June 7 "A fairy dragon? Holy st!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,296 June 8 Share June 8 "I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!!" Screamed the dust speck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 June 8 Author Share June 8 "Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 June 9 Author Share June 9 "Yet another good pikeman feminized by sword wielding homosexuals, also known as Spaniards." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iforgotmybrain 4,596 June 9 Share June 9 “It has English and French on it instead of English and Spanish, so it’s probably from Canada” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 June 9 Share June 9 Wait, does that make Ornstein Spongebob and Smough Patrick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 June 10 Author Share June 10 "Please use me as your jump rope!" "Girl... I'll use you as more than that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 June 10 Share June 10 @Sophie is the greatest musician I personally know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KPackratt 172 June 10 Share June 10 There's a creepy puppet on our Amazon Echo Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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