Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 53,966]

There. I didn't have to go that far, but now the timing is immaculate. 

[Snoopy Fan 5,677]

That’s gotta be the weirdest commercial I’ve ever seen.

[ExplosionMare 18,670]

I'm in the business of ethical hating.

[DubWolf 17,748]

10 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

I'm in the business of ethical hating.

Did you say that  ?

[Denim&Venöm 20,055]

"MOTHERFUCKER YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I HUG YOU!"

[Samurai Equine 53,966]

Well, there goes a perfectly good soup, down the drain. 

7 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"MOTHERFUCKER YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I HUG YOU!"

...Is that a promise?! 

[ExplosionMare 18,670]

10 hours ago, DubWolf said:

Did you say that  ?

No, it was a YouTuber that said it. I've never heard of the term "ethical hating" until then  I don't wanna give the whole context since the point of this thread is to be wild and random, but I'll tell you that the phrase came from something less serious than you think!

[Tropical Melody 7,070]

"I've got floppy sides. My sides have gone all floppy, look ..."

 

[Totally Nyx 36,362]

"Oy! You! Stop hugging my MacGuffin!"

[Samurai Equine 53,966]

My mother always told me to just try stuff before you decide you don't like it. ...I get the feeling more people need to follow this advice. 

9 hours ago, Totally Nyx said:

"Oy! You! Stop hugging my MacGuffin!"

Yeah! Stop hugging that MacGuffin and hug me instead!  ....Please? 

[Tropical Melody 7,070]

"I just watched Jaws and I'm never going in the water again. In fact I'd be scared to take a shower again."

 

[Acinonyx 888]

"The next station is where your Balkan War Criminal photo is from."

[Ragland Tiger 3,475]

If something doesn't hurt them, They don't care who bleeds.

[Tropical Melody 7,070]

"I'd move the camera, but this is a low budget production."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,055]

 "How can I say 'Drake's being a bitch' in a nice way?" 

[Silly Druid 7,537]

"Everything works out" Bro just pulled another camel out of the universe's posterior, conservation of mass-energy is violated.