Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"It'll help me keep track of the days, and maybe this desperate attempt to cling to my stable frame of mind won't prove to be in total vain."

"You know what, I don't think you have a stable frame of mind, mate. Because you know it's a hacked rom, you know it's scary, and then you play it and it scares you, and you act like a total fucking pansy about it."

"I think, uhh, it's all like I said: you have to get through the trauma."

"But nothing's happened that's scary, though, and he's like crying about it."

"Like, so what--"

"He got a whistle in the back."

"It's a scary rom hack, your friend already told you."

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"I made this sticky so it's always easy to find"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"For all we know, that middle bar is in his butt." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"Merry Birthiversary!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

was what we said it will get worse

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"Perhaps it works if I hammer while you wiggle?"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

I'm not sure whether to curse him for getting there first or compliment him for knowing what's good in life.

[Northern Star 1,024]

"What do you do for a living?"

"I get paid to not go places"

[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"RAM THAT MUSTARDY DOG DOWN YOUR THROAT

CHEWING IS FOR PUSSIES

IF YOU CAN TASTE IT, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

ONLY COMMUNISTS AND WOMEN USE POTATO BUNS

THE BEST CONDIMENT IS A SECOND HOT DOG

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: SEAR LIGHTLY WITH THE HEAT OF YOUR SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS, THEN ENJOY WITH APPROVED TOPPINGS

I SWEAR TO HOT DOG GOD IF I SEE A FORK IN YOUR HAND IT'S GOING IN YOUR EYE!"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

Oddish salad.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,992]

"fucking raid shadow legends ad on a video from a channel to help mental health and its in the fucking middle"

5 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

Oddish salad.

bizarrely creative

[Sparklefan1234 179,164]

"I wonder if @Treeglow Flicker  had a Wilma or a Bamm-Bamm today?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"Mine with the OEM skirt was more a blast up the right nostril and could take your breath away if you hit a wind-gust wrong"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

"Having a point in every direction is the same as having no point at all."

[Treeglow Flicker 14,211]

The nosebleed of approval.

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"It's probably just got rid of some residual residue ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"This entire evil plot basically boils down to pimp my ride." 

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

I'm semi retired. I keep working but I don't care any more.

[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"Man, if we left 80s pornographic magazines on Tirek's doorstep, it be such a sick prank!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"The axe forgets. The tree remembers."

[Tropical Melody 7,372]

"So it's not like he's sat having his tea and I burst into his house and say 'You're a knobhead!' Although that would be quite funny"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"I was gonna dunk my head in that a minute ago!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"If pants, my husband.

If no pants, not my husband."

[Cagey 4,257]

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[Denim&Venöm 20,316]

"We missed you."

"Who the fk are you?"