Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Quinch 1,120]

Maple now has explosion immunity

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

My purpose in life is to pick through other people's junk to add to my junk.

[Tropical Melody 6,253]

Wendy demonstrates her Moog

 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

How'd it come lose?

It was never attached to begin with.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"And oh no. That face. Like if Dr. Manhattan found himself at Burning Man." 

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

You might want to check on your knife.

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Let's get high!" 

"And deny Christ!" 

 

[Totally Nyx 36,058]

Sometimes you just gotta satisfy your inner white teenage girl by waiting half an hour in line at a Starbucks to get a $15 coffee.

[Tropical Melody 6,253]

"they aren't 'hidden', you just haven't found them."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"You wanna know what makes Daddy Magic's nipples hard!?" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"You don't like cargo shorts? Let me check my 46 pockets for a fk to give." 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Spoiler

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

"Looks like you skipped leg day."

"Looks like you skipped brain day."

[Ragland Tiger 3,401]

There is no "cloud"; only someones else's computer.

[ExplosionMare 18,063]

Love kissin' little squids!

[Tropical Melody 6,253]

"Well, my phone was warming my pocket, because it was recording the inside of my pocket for thirteen minutes and twenty-eight seconds..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"His personality is as complicated as his genealogy." 

[Tropical Melody 6,253]

"Look at that! I've got Volkswagen shmoo all over my floor!"
. . .
"[Now] The infection is contained! Sort of ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"Well there was no butt stuff in their meeting last year." 

[Totally Nyx 36,058]

If I see one more person leave out the oxford comma, I'm gonna eat a tree!

[Denim&Venöm 19,055]

"All my homies love mustache cat man." 

[DubWolf 17,264]

“Why is this so heavy? It’s just cheese.”

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Its a high tech, cutting edge piece of technology-"

"Its a ratcheting screwdriver from Alibaba" 

[Tropical Melody 6,253]

"You've got new updates"

Oh sod off! It's quarter to twelve! Midnight!

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf