Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Brony Number 42 10,070]

"There's a fixer upper for you."

"Yeah right, the place doesn't even have a roof."

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot."

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

Robert was deeply enamoured of Marion, Miss Hatherly's niece, and Miss Hatherly disapproved of Robert because he had no money and was still at college and rode a very noisy motorcycle and dropped cigarette ash on her carpets and never wiped his boots and frightened her canary.

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"35 ..... 35 ..... 35 ..... 35 ..... seems to wanna be 35 don't it? 35 ..... 35 ..... OK I'm calling that 35."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

I don't have magical fingers, do you have magical fingers?

[Totally Nyx 36,116]

You can always get broker. That's what debt is for.

[Northern Star 1,024]

""7500 obo" is a prequel to "Classified" if you think about it"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

If something's in writing, that means it's true.

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"Tie it all together with some campy melodramatic villains and a deeply homoerotic rivalry and you've got yourself the makings of a good time!" 

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"A lot of the earlier Disney movies have a lot of racism in it." 

"Yeah."

"And that... that's not good."

[Northern Star 1,024]

"(Im at the age where )I can look at something, tell its work, and walk away"

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

It's colder than I expected.

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

...more painful than stepping on a Lego.

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

"I'm trying to rest."

"REST HARDER!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"Anyhow, you've got to try to pull the wool over people's eyes!!"

"Will a cat do?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"There's more ass blasts going on in the background there." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Today I asked an 11 year old to show me how to refresh my screen on the Android — and got the most disgusted look in return ...  That's the problem, to not have been born with a mobile phone in my hand ..."

 

Edited June 14, 2022 by Tropical Melody
Typos

[Northern Star 1,024]

"I'm too busy polishing my image right now"

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

Miss Whatte said that her uncle's photograph had fallen from its hook exactly five weeks to the day after his death. They were moving the furniture, she added, and someone had just dropped the piano, but still ...

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"So how do we know they're even there?

Well, by how much they fk up everything around them of course!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,213]

"Up is more than just a fun direction tigers come from sometimes.”

[ExplosionMare 18,080]

At least it has no eyes!