Crimson storm 1,831 February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 I’m off the clock, that means don’t brother me 1 Believe and achieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,452 February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 "I've had a nuff of this shit show!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,306 February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 "Why do they only list recopies for an 8x8 pan?" 1 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 "Summer lay dying outside Tommel Castle..." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 4, 2019 Share February 4, 2019 "Oh my god Brian! There's a message in my Alphabites! It says 'OOOOOO!'" - "Peter those are Cheerios." 1 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 5, 2019 Share February 5, 2019 "The new maid is peeing on me! And she didn't even say anything clever about it!" "It's just like Gandhi always said - 'eat as much as you want and do whatever'." "Nothing stands between us and victory except defeat!" "I'm sure there are many good qualities under that rough exterior!" - "Er well, no, actually..." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,306 February 5, 2019 Share February 5, 2019 "No, get the LEAN ground beef!" Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos the Revenant 1,971 February 5, 2019 Share February 5, 2019 “Man, that dick is SMALL!!!!!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 6, 2019 Share February 6, 2019 "Anything interesting happen tonight?" - "Yep I finally peed that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl, you know the one you've been yelling at me about?" "I'm talking about the kind of friend who doesn't bark at horses when I'm watching a movie." - "Fine! Fine! You wanna get trampled in your living room be my guest!" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 6, 2019 Share February 6, 2019 tap-tap-tap "Credit card information..." tap-tap-tap "...and submit..." - click - "... and I'm a lawyer!" REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 18,568 February 7, 2019 Author Share February 7, 2019 *duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun* "hey hey hey!" "What the fk!" "Guess we're working saturday." "Dammit Mo, I told you not to touch anything!" "Hey who grabbed my ass?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 7, 2019 Share February 7, 2019 "I'll get the scissors and cut the poop off your bum." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 7, 2019 Share February 7, 2019 "It’s looking like I’m going to have to take the transmission out, and I don't mean for dinner and a movie afterwards this time." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 18,568 February 8, 2019 Author Share February 8, 2019 "Oh god what the fk is this!? We took this about 10 million instagram filters too far!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KikiTwilight 90 February 8, 2019 Share February 8, 2019 "Don't do this to me while I'm drinking tea!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 18,568 February 8, 2019 Author Share February 8, 2019 "Exploring one of the post polarizing questions in modern philosophy: If a tsundere and a tsundere ever liked eachother, would they ever find out? ... ... ... "Hey! VSauce! Micheal here!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 8, 2019 Share February 8, 2019 I was peed on by a lioness in South Africa. REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epiccuttlefish 112 February 9, 2019 Share February 9, 2019 "If not when, now?" "I announce that, for this example, 5 is greater than 6" "Stabby will stab with the mace" Just going to leave this link here...https://xkcd.com/520/BTW, the facts in the second panel are correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 18,568 February 9, 2019 Author Share February 9, 2019 "This sounded like Third eye Blind being shoved into a wood chipper. That had rabies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 10, 2019 Share February 10, 2019 "You have the right to shut your yapper. Should you wish to give up your right to shut your yapper, it may be shut for you." REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,960 February 11, 2019 Share February 11, 2019 It never takes me this long to get out of a car. I even sped up the video 250%. You've arrived at your destination! What's the hold-up? REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 18,568 February 11, 2019 Author Share February 11, 2019 "I'm gonna put this nicely... the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerGeekGuy 4,662 February 12, 2019 Share February 12, 2019 "I love My Little Pony's music." - Linus Sebastian, 2019 "The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,061 February 12, 2019 Share February 12, 2019 "I've always wanted to ride a cowboy." ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 18,568 February 12, 2019 Author Share February 12, 2019 "Expecting a party, this guy took all his drugs on the flight over. He's the only one having any fun." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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