Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

"Oh my god Brian! There's a message in my Alphabites! It says 'OOOOOO!'" - "Peter those are Cheerios."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

"The new maid is peeing on me! And she didn't even say anything clever about it!"

 

 

"It's just like Gandhi always said - 'eat as much as you want and do whatever'."

 

"Nothing stands between us and victory except defeat!"

 

"I'm sure there are many good qualities under that rough exterior!" - "Er well, no, actually..."

 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"No, get the LEAN ground beef!"

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

“Man, that dick is SMALL!!!!!!”

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

"Anything interesting happen tonight?" - "Yep I finally peed that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl, you know the one you've been yelling at me about?"

"I'm talking about the kind of friend who doesn't bark at horses when I'm watching a movie." - "Fine! Fine! You wanna get trampled in your living room be my guest!"

 

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

tap-tap-tap "Credit card information..." tap-tap-tap "...and submit..." - click - "... and I'm a lawyer!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,740]

*duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun*

"hey hey hey!"

"What the fk!"

"Guess we're working saturday."

"Dammit Mo, I told you not to touch anything!"

"Hey who grabbed my ass?" 

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

"I'll get the scissors and cut the poop off your bum."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

"It’s looking like I’m going to have to take the transmission out, and I don't mean for dinner and a movie afterwards this time."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,740]

"Oh god what the fk is this!? We took this about 10 million instagram filters too far!" 

[KikiTwilight 90]

"Don't do this to me while I'm drinking tea!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,740]

"Exploring one of the post polarizing questions in modern philosophy:

If a tsundere and a tsundere ever liked eachother, would they ever find out?

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"Hey! VSauce! Micheal here!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

I was peed on by a lioness in South Africa.

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"If not when, now?"

 

"I announce that, for this example, 5 is greater than 6"

 

"Stabby will stab with the mace"

[Denim&Venöm 18,740]

"This sounded like Third eye Blind being shoved into a wood chipper. That had rabies." 

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

"You have the right to shut your yapper. Should you wish to give up your right to shut your yapper, it may be shut for you."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

It never takes me this long to get out of a car. I even sped up the video 250%. You've arrived at your destination! What's the hold-up?

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,740]

"I'm gonna put this nicely... the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead." 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

"I love My Little Pony's music." - Linus Sebastian, 2019

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

"I've always wanted to ride a cowboy."

[Denim&Venöm 18,740]

"Expecting a party, this guy took all his drugs on the flight over. He's the only one having any fun." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Real science by real men in lab coats has proved that introducing outside thoughts confuses the brain!"

[cuteycindyhoney 13,306]

"Honey, what the hell is wrong with the internet?"

 

(He didn't know!)

[Tropical Melody 6,068]

"Write this down you toad faced frump! I love pancakes!"

"I've got a better idea! Let's go play swallow the stuff under the sink!"

 

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?"