Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

Sleepy Time Junction really wants to take me...  ...But not today! 

[Dank Pony Child 513]

*sniff, cry*

Our parents grow up so fast!

*bawls*

[Tao 6,738]

LET COFFEE RAIN OVER THIS WORLD IN MY NAME!

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

I have bird fingers

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Did that plant lady just call me a prick?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

"You can't make something idiot proof. Because God is a better designer than you are and he designs the idiots."

[Treeglow Flicker 13,037]

"The things I would give just to be able to stay in bed for an entire week."

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

No, you’re not allowed to die

[DubWolf 16,621]

I can say anything I want and then post it here.

 

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

It's a little easier when I pace myself more. I think I've redeemed myself in Applejack's eyes! 

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

 Are you serious?! Do you know how worried you had me?! I OWN SWORDS! I could have hunted someone down and slaughtered them to defend your honor!
...Okay, maybe not since that would be illegal, but I totally could have!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

You're not even going to shake his hand... You're going to shake his face...

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Thermally conductive rubber! That's not a phrase you hear often!"

 

[Dank Pony Child 513]

**i shall assume my unholy reign upon this ghost town**

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

"Chicken leg quarters are 69 cents a pound!"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,037]

Why do I get an itchy butt at the most inconvenient times?

[Widdershins 9,955]

 "Are you mad?"

 No.   …  I'm INSAAAAANE!!!

 *Cue jazzhands*

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Don't pet me! Pet Jeff Bezos' p*nis head!"

[Widdershins 9,955]

“You know what I like about you cats? You don’t ask questions. Darn humans and their constant questions. Oh! It’s burning.”

No. I expectorate you to die!

I’m gonna learn a teach.

”Speed isn’t my strength. Neither is Strength.”

[Mirage 24,142]

"What the hell happened in here?"

"I stole it."

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

Well, this day went from annoying to terrible...

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"It was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,037]

Good to see that I didn't kill the garden during my little terraforming exercise.

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

"Do you ever think about solipsism? The only thing I truly know exists is my own conscientiousness? A loved ones warm embrace, the mist from the sea, the sweet taste of a cigarette butt on my beak... it could all be a figment of my imagination." 

"Holy fk, a talking bird!"                           

[Samurai Equine 45,944]

Yeah, I get the basic jist of it. I'm not going to do it right now because it's my lazy Sunday, but I get it.  *Proceeds to watch someone do it for me anyways* ... Go team.