Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 45,963]

Oh! I've got mail!  ...How do I read it? 

[Bastian 13,319]

Teyc will outrank me if I don't play soon!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

"the library played me!"

[Odyssey 5,713]

"It's not for you, you dim... uh... wit!"

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"Ooh! Pat was wondering could he put his massive tool in my box?"

"What??!"

"It's too big for the milk float."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"I can't wait for dub step catheter adds on the history channel!" 

[Samurai Equine 45,963]

It's like a cockroach. It's terrible, no one likes it, and yet it will probably out live everyone else.

[Emerald Heart 24,597]

"Was it poo? Or... rainbow vomit?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"You really can't go wrong with the snake goddess.

Minoan Lesbians. Try Now!" 

[Samurai Equine 45,963]

You're looking more bald than usual. 

[Widdershins 9,955]

"NOW who will milk the horses?!!?"

 

 

…. does quoting MST3K count?

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

This week, I shall mostly be using "muffin" as "pondering"

 

[Tao 6,739]

How can ppl drive like that?  ITS CALLED A FUCKING BLINKER! USE IT!

[Cagey 4,207]

“What is this? What have y’all become?”

“Redditors.”

[Samurai Equine 45,963]

And now I remember why I never get Mike and Ike's...

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

Well feck me sideways (with a lump of 2 by 4) am I a lucky jammy s0d or what?

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep coming to the circus." 

[Tropical Melody 5,104]

"When the coster's finished jumping on his mother, he loves to lie a-basking in the sun"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,007]

These two are together:

“Rule #3 says keep your hands and feet to yourself”

“We’re basically the same person”

And these three are together:

“Get it? First come first SERVE?”

“I hope the people on the tennis court don’t cause a RACKET”

“You don’t have the BALLS to do it”

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

"For a moment there, I read that as 'Puppy Flavor'."

[Tao 6,739]

I have way to many books!

[Samurai Equine 45,963]

Oh no... It's just like that episode of My Little Pony, where Applejack didn't learn a thing! 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

"Everything in moderation.

Except women with swords." 

[KH7672 1,604]

"So it ended up that every single transaction that day after then, time-travelled back to 2009."

Spoiler

Yes, this is a real conversation. No, it is not discussing a work of fiction.

You know what they say, "Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction"

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,529]

*Holding pregnancy test*

"Honey I have good news!!" 

"Oh lit, IMAO." 

*Takes long drag.* 

"Babe, this juul tastes like piss."