The Order of Rarity - The Church of Fabulosity

[Jeric 46,851]

 

Welcome to all, whether you are a believer in the Fabulous One, or a member of the uninitiated. Welcome to this, our greatest church and religious order*. 

 

Jeric's Religious Services Thread

 

Praise Rarity!

 

 

 

This will be our glorious temple to adore the savior of Equestria known as Rarity the Generous. In her honor, we will begin to offer many services to our faithful. 

 

 

List of Services Rendered

 

• Pardons for sins against Fabulosity and Generosity
• Online Waifu and Husbando Weddings 
• Blessings
• Talismans and Assorted Ornamentation
• Spiritual Guidance
• Knighting into the Order
• Canonization and Beatification Ceremonies

 

 

The Church and Order will open its doors this week, I will take your questions and suggestions at this time. 

 

 

 

Knights of Rarity

Ser @Frostgage the Wavy

Ser @Sparklefan1234 the Ironhoof

Ser @Tacodidra de Pommel

 

 

 

 

*Inspiration derived from this topic

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

I saw the light and now i believe

[Frostgage 7,975]

I am but a lost lamb seeking guidance. Please accept this humblest of beings into thine grand order

[TBD 17,254]

So... is she going to condemn those who has sinned against fashion? 

[Sparklefan1234 170,747]

@Jeric 

As "The Prophet of Ponies"* I should have seen this coming before I saw your message on my profile. 

 

 Praise Rarity the Fabulous! 

 

*A name bestowed upon me by @ChB.

[Tacodidra 61,170]

It is truly undeniable – Rarity is best pony.

Others may try, but this legend among ponies shall remain unparalleled in her fabulosity!

Fashion mare forever!

 

[ChB 18,550]

39 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Jeric 

As "The Prophet of Ponies"* I should have seen this coming before I saw your message on my profile. 

 

 Praise Rarity the Fabulous! 

 

*A name bestowed upon me by @ChB.

The Queen of Fabulousness is here!  

[碇 シンジン 27,431]

Finally, something that I can get behind of.

R

[Ganondorf8 11,310]

I think we all know the reasoning behind this thread's creation. Of course, I'm not going to prevent anyone from wanting to have fun with this. In fact, I do appreciate the concept along with the... well... creativity of it. Am I going to join? No. I do have to maintain my Equestria Girls connections and Sunset still needs appreciation from time to time through her fan club and whatever else I can do.

[Denim&Venöm 18,964]

@Jeric 

Need me to find the Generosity bible? 

I know where on the battlefields Team Manehatten buried it. 

 

[Dawn-Sunlight 1,228]

16 minutes ago, Ganondorf8 said:

I think we all know the reasoning behind this thread's creation. Of course, I'm not going to prevent anyone from wanting to have fun with this. In fact, I do appreciate the concept along with the... well... creativity of it. Am I going to join? No. I do have to maintain my Equestria Girls connections and Sunset still needs appreciation from time to time through her fan club and whatever else I can do.

I will join you in giving Sunset appreciation through literally anything.

Also, here is the queen of making great outfits, Rarity!

As you can see, many of her outfits are on display and look fabulous.

This is the motocross outfit Rarity made, and it looks fabulous on best character.

[Thuja 3,659]

Praise Rarity and all Her fabulousness!!!  May She bless us all!!

Edited September 6, 2019 by Thuja
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[Madame Rarity 594]

all hail Rarity!

[Rarity 284]

I-I simply don't know what to say! I must admit I've been rather busy as of late, between the demands of my business and assisting my dear friends with saving Equestria, not to mention my roles in Twilight's school, but I wish you all to know how deeply flattered I am! I don't believe I've ever had a fanclub of sorts, before, not one I've properly noticed, anyway...oh I'm so giddy!

But you certainly don't need me to be fabulous, my darlings, I'm sure each and every one of you will spread fabulousity in your own way, for all of Equestria to see!

That said, I'll be sure to pop by now and again, of course! 

Now if you excuse me, I simply must let my friends know about this!

Looks like you're not the only pony with a fan following anymore, hmm, @Rainbow Dash? 

 

[Rainbow Dash 290]

28 minutes ago, Rarity said:

Looks like you're not the only pony with a fan following anymore, hmm, @Rainbow Dash? 

Uhh, Rarity, not to rain on the parade but I think this is more of a cult, not a fanclub.

[Rarity 284]

8 minutes ago, Rainbow Dash said:

Uhh, Rarity, not to rain on the parade but I think this is more of a cult, not a fanclub.

Oho, well, whatever the fillies call it, these days. We'll call it a Fabulousity Cult! 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

@DasSwirlschen is my husbando, can we get married here? 

[Sparklefan1234 170,747]

@Rarity 

20 minutes ago, Rainbow Dash said:

Uhh, Rarity, not to rain on the parade but I think this is more of a cult, not a fanclub.

 

ynoP tseB si ytiraR...ynoP tseB si ytiraR. 

[Passion 3,484]

Jeric you old fool, Rarity fanclub already exists.

Then again, there is no such thing as too much Rarity.

[Jeric 46,851]

5 hours ago, Frostgage said:

I am but a lost lamb seeking guidance. Please accept this humblest of beings into thine grand order

But of course! You were among the first to be anointed into the High Order of Knights . The blessings upon your house shall be numerous, and may no impure spinels or cracked gems find their way into your purse! 

 

It is upon your grace I shall build this gem, this everlasting monument to the glory of the Pearlescent Goddess, The Church of Her devout adoration.

[Sparklefan1234 170,747]

My Best Pony Friend For Five-ever, Rarity deserves all of the recognition in the world!

Hooray for the best friend/creative consultant/writing partner in all of Equestria! 

[Jeric 46,851]

4 hours ago, TBD said:

So... is she going to condemn those who has sinned against fashion? 

Of course not! For there are none beyond Fabulosity, even if they have made poor fashion choices in their previous travels. The Goddess forgives easily, even those who wear plaid with .... stripes. 

[Jeric 46,851]

28 minutes ago, Passion said:

Jeric you old fool, Rarity fanclub already exists.

Then again, there is no such thing as too much Rarity.

But you see, I have been given a sign. A little over a moon ago I found myself in quite a low state. You see, I too sinned against fashion. I took upon myself the visage of the human magician Trixie. Yet, even with the expert magic of Troblems, I made a horrid decision to exclude the Great and Powerful accessory of the cape of Mystery that Trixie wears. 

Beaten and crestfallen at my failure of fabulous regalia, I dropped to my knees and wept. Mascara running, I contemplated a lifetime of dishonor by wearing off-the-shelf burlap. OFF THE SHELF! I was in a meltdown none could rescue me from. 

It was then that I felt my body floating up, and being placed gingerly into a red chaise lounge. I opened my eyes to see a the most magnificent mare, who generosity bestowed upon me a pint of a delicious let woodsy flavored ice cream. The mare, Her purple mane was flawless, her coat brilliant and coruscate in even the less than ideal lighting conditions. Her smile told that at once I was forgiven and saved from a lifetime of scratchy clothing. 

It was then that I realized I must dedicate my life to spread Her word and glory throughout the land. Her message is not just for her fans, but for all who wish their inner beauty to shine! This is why my ministry must begin. And so it was written and so it shall be. 

 

1 hour ago, Rainbow Dash said:

Uhh, Rarity, not to rain on the parade but I think this is more of a cult, not a fanclub.

If it isn’t a friend of Rarity! Rainbow the Soft Hoof, fast as lightning, a friend to the spa, and a mare who always dresses in style. Your exploits along side Rarity are legendary, as is your valiant dedication to saving the Queen of Beauty during the Butterfly Wing Epic. 

[Sparklefan1234 170,747]

7 hours ago, Jeric said:

Knighting into the Order

 

1. I am honored to be a part of Rarity's Knight's of the Fabulous Table. 

2. Do we receive a fabulous coat of arms-esque badge as a form of recognition for being knighted?  (Just a suggestion. )

[TBD 17,254]

1 hour ago, Rarity said:

Oho, well, whatever the fillies call it, these days. We'll call it a Fabulousity Cult! 

So I guess wearing some damp cloak is a huge no then.

 

23 minutes ago, Jeric said:

Of course not! For there are none beyond Fabulosity, even if they have made poor fashion choices in their previous travels. The Goddess forgives easily, even those who wear plaid with .... stripes. 

All forgiven? Even this

6 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

1. I am honored to be a part of Rarity's Knight's of the Fabulous Table. 

2. Do we receive a fabulous coat of arms-esque badge as a form of recognition for being knighted?  (Just a suggestion. )

That and gems. Lots of gems on our armor.

but then it’s would be to heavy and we’ll be sinking to the ground. 

Edited September 7, 2019 by TBD