Zombie loadout

[deathbycake74 58]

Now that zombies have become a rather hot topic thanks to the Florida zombie, I wanna start a topic about what if you HAD to fight them off, you had no other choice. List what weapons, vehicles, armour, you'd use. One realistic list and one fantasy list:

 

Weapons: Crowbar, 24in machete, 12in parang, silenced Ruger .22, longbow, grappling hook (not as a weapon but to ger to places where they can't reach me/my group)

 

Vehicles: Armoured Mystery Machine (something I've always wanted) with my sister's Honda motorbike on top

 

Armour: Tight leather outfit (normal humans can't' bite through leather, so regular zombies shouldn't either, unless they're super)

 

Themesong: Zombienation by Kernkraft 400 or Zombie by The Cranberries

 

Fantasy Weapons: GOW Hammer of Dawn, Nazi Zombies Wunderwaffle (mmm... waffles are important too), Winter's Howl, Thnder Gun, all Perk-A-Colas

 

Vehicles: Bitch please, I want Rainbow Dash!

 

Armour: DJ Skully or Commando Chicken outfits from Killing Floor

[Zoop 8,384]

 

Don't worry guys. I got this.

 

Shotgun equipped with a scope for my primary, flintlock pistol for my secondary. Sportin' them brass knuckles for the melees.

[Twiliscael 3,958]

 

M4A1, some 12 gauge shotgun, M1911, .38 revolver, and Remington .308 rifle.

 

Fantasy: Vulcan Minigun...'nuff said.

Edited March 25, 2018 by Twiliscael

[Count Paradox 3,548]

realistic: i have a buck-ton of weaponry and ammo at my house, so... yea.

 

 

fantasy: Sephiroth's masamune.

 

 

theme song: white and nerdy by wierd al

 

 

vehicle: a tank with unlimited fuel.

 

 

armor: iron man suit

[Power Ten 213]

hmmmm...

 

Weapons: Flamethrower and a magnum. Melee... The penetrator

 

Vehicle:

 

Location: West Philidelphia, where I was born and raised.

 

Stronghold: My mansion in bel air

 

Outfit: A Count Dracula cape and a Monacle

 

Items: 1 iPhone, moist towelettes, and instant ramen.

 

Theme song: everyone has AIDS

 

Sidekick: Dr. Who

 

Armor: That horrible plastic packaging that's impossible to open. I will be packaged in there for protection.

 

Last words: I didn't think this through, how am I supposed to get out of this rediculous packging?

[Crispy 5,563]

What kind of zombies are we talking here?

 

I can handle Romero zombies, but if we start getting into T-Virus territory, I might as well just put six into a revolver and save one for myself.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

i could survive t-virus zombies no problem.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,035]

I shall post the perfect loadout.

 

Me, my baseball bat, a knife, and of course lots and lots of running

 

Unrealistic:Either I shall highjack a covenant dropship and take it to a UNSC spaceship(Have not played Halo in a long time so I don't remember any) or Archimedias 2 laser detenater(Fallout:NV anypony)

 

Temesong:None i'll be running to much

Last words:Yeah you and what arm... Oh that one, I'm screwed!

[NewCalamity 3,454]

[deathbycake74 58]

Saw this: The new, improved, Mystery Machine! It's perfect!

[A Blithering Div 247]

Weaponry would consist of an AK-47, a 1911 .45, some form of crowbar ideally one with a blunt end, a single Incendiary grenade for my inevitable demise.

 

My vehicle would be a Hummer H1. All terrain being a big selling point. Having a Diesel motor being another one.

 

Armor: None. If I'm ever at the point where the only thing stopping me from becoming one of them is some kevlar, then I was already screwed to begin with.

 

Location would be where ever the road (or lack thereof) takes me.

 

Theme song would be Queen: Don't Stop Me Now

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Weapons: Nokia 3310.

Vehicles: Guy to piggyback on or shopping cart with chainsaws on it.

Armour: You know those plastic strips that you tighten that are impossible to break? A suit made form those. Also a tophat for fanciness.

Theme song: Metal will never die by Dio, or, theme for Benny hill.

Fantasy weapons: Ima firin mah lazer!

[Lostwanderer 366]

Weapon: Pinkie pie...Ok then, a shotgun and katana, i like to see them bleed

 

Vehicles:Pinkie Pie...I mean Rainbow dash...I mean a hovercraft

 

Armour:Pinkie pie is good armour right? No? How about none, it'd slow me down

 

Theme song: Ready to die-Andrew W.K(or the song played in cupcakes)

 

Fantasy weapons: PINKIE PIE/TWIGHLIGHT SPARKLE CANNON

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

realistic: | fantasy:

weapon: wooden club | AK-47 + Thunder blade

vehicle: Subaru outback | armored Nissan Skyline (newest model)

armor: low quality (clothing and bike padding) | good quality (leather and iron padding)

 

theme: [media=]http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrCGk0BE7RA&feature=related[/media]

Edited June 5, 2012 by Staticthor Draconus

[Sir Wafflington 21]

Weapons(main,secondary,melee)- The Schwartz, RYNO, a Weegee mask(to paralyze the zombies, then I start hamboning, but make sure to implant subliminal messages into my slaps which makes them eat the other zombies and explode.)

 

Vehicle- Jet Set Radio-esque rollerblades with real blades so I can pull of sweet tricks and kill zombies at the same time.

 

Location- Woods

 

Stronghold- a house built into a tree, just like the the one Finn & Jake have in Adventure Time

 

Outfit(lower body,upper body,head)- Dark blue jeans (denim is one of the toughest materials), my light blue power mushroom shirt (with a stormbreaker jacket for harsh weather), my lucky Sonic The Hedgehog hat (for luck purposes)

 

Stuff- Walkie-talkies (assuming I'm not alone, if I am, then my Game Boy Color with unlimited batteries), Lotsa spaghetti, 9001x Super Repels (zombies=bad. Pokemon appearing every other step I take=even badder).

 

Theme song- Whatever that song they used in "Mars Attacks!" to kill the aliens (might work on zombies???)

 

Sidekick- Blobert (from A Boy and his Blob :Trouble in Blobonia for the NES). A ladder, bridge, blowtorch, key, umbrella, trampoline, and rocket-all in one! How cool is that?!?!)

 

Armor- Using The Schwartz, I'd create a non-penetrable forcefield.

 

Last words- "Fairies... A-aren't real....." *dies*

[Jokuc 8,172]

I just need one thing.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I just need one thing.

 

That's cheating.

[Jokuc 8,172]

That's surviving like a boss.

 

I fixed your post

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I fixed your post

 

Well played...

[Dr. Nefarious 195]

Weapons: Crowbar, axe, kitchen knives, baseball bat.

 

 

 

Vehicles: Ford Edge 2008

 

Armour: Just me wearing my black and white adidas hoodie with sports pants.

 

Themesong: [media=]http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_KP0j-Av2o[/media]

 

Fantasy Weapons: Usas 12 frag rounds like a baws

 

Fantasy Vehicles: The killdozer, if you know what I am reffering to.

 

EDIT: just noticed I put n6 instead of n7

 

Armour: N7 armor biaaatch

 

Weapons: Nokia 3310.

 

That weapon is too OP Edited June 7, 2012 by TomzRD

[Sir Wafflington 21]

I just need one thing.

 

Bruce Lee was billions of times stronger (and cooler) than lame old Chuck could ever hope to be. Speaking of which, an undead Bruce Lee would be a gigantic help...

[Strider Hiryu 116]

Weapons: tennis racket...and lots and lot of knives.

 

armor: my awesome shirt and black jeans

 

sidekick: Strider Hiryu

 

Vehicles: Can't drive yet

 

Themesong:

[deathbycake74 58]

Bruce Lee was billions of times stronger (and cooler) than lame old Chuck could ever hope to be. Speaking of which, an undead Bruce Lee would be a gigantic help...

 

A zombie vs. zombies? Gonna need popcorn for that show.

[PlsDeleteAccount 157]

Brown Bess with bayonet, many paper cartridges and a tricorne.