Worst thing someone could put in a piñata?

[Sonic Shimmer 4,141]

A black hole. Nothing kills a party like everyone being crushed into a singularity.

[RakanTheMan 125]

small barrels of radioactive waste that can poison anyone from a mile

[Wingnut 7,036]

On 2020-07-22 at 1:56 PM, Pastel Heart said:

Well, at CZW Tournament of Death 15, someone brought a Pinkie Pie pinata full of thumbtacks. owo

Thumbtacks was the first thing I thought of for our hypothetical piñata of horror. That would be a CZW gimmick too. :p. 

[Sparklefan1234 184,750]

Rocks. Unless, it is the birthday of a Pie family member. 

[ExplosionMare 26,418]

Explosives that go off as soon as you touch them

[Sparklefan1234 184,750]

1 hour ago, ExplosionMare said:

Explosives that go off as soon as you touch them

 

*Looks at "ExplosionMare" username*

So...You mean yourself? 

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Toothpaste and floss 

[Totally Nyx 36,468]

Cement. Those poor kids are gonna keep beating on it and beating on it and it will never bust open.

[Savystarscout 5,252]

I don't know if it's the worst, but beans. What an absolute mess, it kinda makes me chuckle imagining busting open a pinata only for beans  to come spilling out instead of candy.

[Evil Pink One 13,556]

El kukarachas

[Windy Breeze 15,215]

Tabasco sauce 

[Dreambiscuit 12,247]

Three week old unrefrigerated milk. You can’t un-smell that.

[Clawdeen 25,271]

Razor Blades

 

 

 

[Sparklefan1234 184,750]

On 2020-12-10 at 1:14 PM, ExplosionMare said:

Expired candy

 

"Expired gift cards!?" - Rarity, absolutely 

[ExplosionMare 26,418]

Pony Life toys 

[Sparklefan1234 184,750]

8 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Pony Life toys 

 

The faces on those Pony Life toys look more like fish than ponies, IMO. 

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Honey or something else that's messy wouldn't be good to have in a piñata.  

[ExplosionMare 26,418]

Bills. Welcome to adulthood, kids!